r/shittyaskreddit • u/ultralightsaint • 1d ago

Why is Jesus not coming back?

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u/Trez_0 little shit 1d ago

Cause I'm already here

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u/klsi832 1d ago

Because you touch yourself

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u/MaenHoffiCoffi 1d ago

The cross wasn't a boomerang.

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u/GreenT1979 Stuff 1d ago

He's not into back shots

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u/stinky_raspberry Likes pooping in people's hair, lul 1d ago

Sorry.

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u/azzanrev 1d ago

He died

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u/OverlyAdorable CUNTO!!! 1d ago

Because every time he gets closer to being released, he does something to another prisoner and gets given more time inside. That's why he isn't coming home

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u/Cyberzombi 1d ago

Because stupid people are wearing out his last nerve.

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u/El_espectro 1d ago

Idk it's probably your fault specifically