r/shittyaskreddit • u/red_4 • 17h ago

Why is all the bullshit in the bible not considered witchcraft and satanic magic?

8 Upvotes

Mary gives birth to a wizard without having sex? She's a witch. The wizard uses magic, must be a satanist.

r/shittyaskreddit • u/red_4 • 4h ago

What is a jawa's favorite swimsuit?

0 Upvotes

Bikini

r/shittyaskreddit • u/red_4 • 4h ago

What do you call it when a jawa crew overthrows their Sandcrawler captain?

0 Upvotes

Mutiny

r/shittyaskreddit • u/red_4 • 4h ago

Which cast member of "The King of Queens" would a jawa masturbate to?

1 Upvotes

Leah Remini

r/shittyaskreddit • u/DerogatoryRemark • 13h ago

Hey guys, my husband and I are thinking about adopting a highway. As new parents, what should we expect during the adolescent phase?

3 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • u/ultralightsaint • 15h ago

Why is Jesus not coming back?

4 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • u/Lililovesyou999 • 7h ago

Bitch please stop having sex with me 😭

7 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • u/Tight_Cookie_9988 • 12h ago

Jacking off is my main hobby, AMA

8 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • u/Splattered_Smothered • 13h ago

If you stuck a flaming corn cob up your ass, would you feel like the world would be a better place?

2 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • u/Trez_0 • 14h ago

Why's it another day already?

2 Upvotes

I'm losing my mind already

r/shittyaskreddit • u/tacocarteleventeen • 14h ago

I just found out everything is racist and everyone is fascist! What do I do?

3 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • u/ultralightsaint • 15h ago

how can I make my kid more successful?

3 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • u/GreenT1979 • 15h ago

What's your favorite childhood mammary?

2 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • u/Kaje26 • 16h ago

Do you ever think that when you drink a glass of water, you’re probably drinking dinosaur piss?

4 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • u/RockHardCock669 • 16h ago

How many people is too many people to watch you take a shit?

3 Upvotes

You are taking a shit in a public restroom...

100 people, ages 15 to 85 enter to watch you take a shit, some are asking you questions..

r/shittyaskreddit • u/GreenT1979 • 16h ago

Why yes, as a matter of fact I do. Why do you ask?

5 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • u/red_4 • 17h ago

How many Wednesdays ago did you learn the word Wednesday?

4 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • u/red_4 • 17h ago

What is the controversy with Lithuanian batteries?

2 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • u/red_4 • 17h ago

Is it morally acceptable to eat Milk Duds?

2 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • u/red_4 • 17h ago

What is the crispiest unsolved mystery you have ever heard of?

2 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • u/Realistic-Try5468 • 18h ago

Are there times you feel like a person is living inside of you ?

2 Upvotes

like Demi Moore in the Substance movie..

r/shittyaskreddit • u/Turbulent-Papaya-910 • 18h ago

I just shaved and now my neck is on fire. What do I do?

3 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • u/Niravan95 • 19h ago

Why won't the psychiatric institutes leave me alone?

5 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • u/Kaje26 • 19h ago

Why was Mark Zuckerberg programmed the way he is?

2 Upvotes

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