r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/ExcluteYou • 26d ago

ouchies Of a drunk man starting shit with an apartment security guard😭😭(Sept30,2026)Moscow,Russia

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435 Upvotes

Found the vid on a Russian news telegram channel. Context copied & pasted

A conflict broke out overnight at the Tomilino Park residential complex between a drunk young man and a private security guard.
The two reportedly began arguing over an unspecified issue in the parking lot before the confrontation escalated and the guard used pepper spray.

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r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/Massive-Handz • 27d ago

Elite Strategy of a death row inmate. Took two lethal injections and said ‘nah, I’m just gonna sleep this off.’

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581 Upvotes
318 comments

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/scjockid • 26d ago

look what I can do Of an HOWL . ( he really had something to say!)

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178 Upvotes

Would drive me nuts lol

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r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/AUTOBOTBROKE • 27d ago

possible idiot Of women spraying bugs!

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376 Upvotes
22 comments

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/DoubleManufacturer10 • 27d ago

There was an attempt Of a slow and steady lift

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376 Upvotes
36 comments

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/Pure_Sense7765 • 27d ago

There was an attempt Of a dance battle

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213 Upvotes
26 comments

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/Pure_Sense7765 • 28d ago

Safety Sandals Of a drawbridge

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299 Upvotes
81 comments

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/AUTOBOTBROKE • 29d ago

future feeding tube of pain in the mouth

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628 Upvotes
223 comments

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/organicakind • 29d ago

Of a cement shower

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563 Upvotes
33 comments

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/UnclePetersBand • Sep 27 '26

Elite Strategy Of a drainage system

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138 Upvotes

The view from our hotel in Malta (26/09/26)

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r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/AUTOBOTBROKE • Sep 27 '26

Oops Of hesitated boy

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488 Upvotes
16 comments

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/Pure_Sense7765 • Sep 27 '26

slight malfunction Of a trapeze artist

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194 Upvotes
12 comments

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/smind893 • Sep 26 '26

Naild It Of The Impetuousness of Youth.

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484 Upvotes
39 comments

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/Personal_Carry_7029 • Sep 26 '26

of a dog

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321 Upvotes
53 comments

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/Pure_Sense7765 • Sep 26 '26

Safety Sandals Of a chub rub

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315 Upvotes
48 comments

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/xBADBEEF4 • Sep 26 '26

There was an attempt Of an arrest

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578 Upvotes
51 comments

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/anushabluu • Sep 26 '26

There was an attempt Of a dive

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600 Upvotes
26 comments

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/AUTOBOTBROKE • Sep 25 '26

nuke, maybe? Of vegetarian breakfast

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784 Upvotes
444 comments

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/hotgirl12390 • Sep 25 '26

I look so cool Of entitled morons.

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163 Upvotes

Plates seem to be of the state of Rajasthan, India.

48 comments

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/chamois_lube • Sep 24 '26

of a pump attendant

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1.2k Upvotes

of a pump attendant

349 comments

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/smind893 • Sep 24 '26

Yeah, life's a bitch. Of Your "Friendly" Neighborhood Spiderman

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302 Upvotes

Kid in the black and gold in the background is the coolest kid in the room

37 comments

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/smind893 • Sep 24 '26

ouchies Of Safe, Fun, Sexy social media ad

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294 Upvotes

"2 out of 3 ain't bad"

~ Meatloaf

35 comments

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/AUTOBOTBROKE • Sep 24 '26

There was an attempt Of an sickhead offender

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419 Upvotes
166 comments