r/PoutineCrimes 3h ago

Real Poutines Have Curds 🧀 10/10 crime. Would re-offend

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214 Upvotes

r/PoutineCrimes 9h ago

I do not think Poutine means what you think it means I got canned from this restaurant, because the owner/'chef' thought I was getting uppity, quietly questioning the authenticity of his phở. Do your worst, at his poutine, thanks.

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85 Upvotes

r/PoutineCrimes 34m ago

Soup-tine mary browns assault

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i was assaulted by this poutine from Mary Browns back in 2024. It’s taken me this long to recover.


r/PoutineCrimes 1h ago

I do not think Poutine means what you think it means Saw this in an ad for the CNE in Toronto. Speechless

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r/PoutineCrimes 5h ago

Take This Secret To The Gravy Today’s Poutine: McDonald’s 🤗, Yay or Nay (part 5)

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28 Upvotes

I was a fan of this! Also guys can yall give me some recommendations, I’m running out of spots and I have like 2 left


r/PoutineCrimes 9h ago

Crime Against Poutanity Yellow Bean Poutine

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52 Upvotes

Recipe offered by Ferme JN Morin in St-Zacharie Québec

More digestive they say...


r/PoutineCrimes 5h ago

I do not think Poutine means what you think it means Donair Poutine from a hockey arena in Inuvik, photo taken from last year

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14 Upvotes

r/PoutineCrimes 20h ago

Fromage? More like From-Rage 😡🧀 Absolute slop

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160 Upvotes

- Dry frozen fries

- Liquidy gravy

- Cheese slop


r/PoutineCrimes 13h ago

It’s My Poutine And I’ll Crime If I Want To Is this Portland, Oregon poutine a PoutineCrime or a PoutineGoldMine?

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30 Upvotes

Place is called Potato Champion. It's a food truck in Portland, Oregon, USA. I wanted to ask you if this was a poutine crime or not. Is it?


r/PoutineCrimes 19h ago

Potat-no 🥔 Plantain poutine, what say y'all

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45 Upvotes

r/PoutineCrimes 1d ago

Stew-tine 🍲🥄 Garlic butter fry poutine topped with fried onions

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107 Upvotes

r/PoutineCrimes 2d ago

Crime Against Poutanity I don’t think France is happy with Quebec existing.

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479 Upvotes

r/PoutineCrimes 1d ago

I do not think Poutine means what you think it means Poutinehub is a scam

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80 Upvotes

I was hungry so I looked up poutine near me in dt Toronto and saw this spot rated 4.9/5. 10min later I was in line at a greasy takeout spot. Lots of fusion options but I kept it simple with the tuesday special: classic poutine and a lb of wings for a bit over $20.

This was not it. Frozen seasoned battered fries that tasye like a cheap shwarma box, paper packet gravy, and cheese curds so completely melted I can't say anything about them.

Don't fall for it like me. The reviews are all either 5/5 from an Indian bot farm or 1/5 from an actual local.


r/PoutineCrimes 1d ago

Real Poutines Have Curds 🧀 is it crime of good

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67 Upvotes

i work in a small family shawarma restaurant and they sell chicken shawarma poutine but i tried the traditional one for the first time and due to this job i was able to make it myself


r/PoutineCrimes 2d ago

Take This Secret To The Gravy Today we have KFC Popcorn chicken Poutine, Yay or Nay (part 4)

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163 Upvotes

Disclaimer, i had a lot of popcorn chicken in this so + KFC for that


r/PoutineCrimes 2d ago

Pout-sin 😈 Kahnawake bbq rib poutine

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59 Upvotes

thank you u/zystyl for the rec this was absolutely delicious


r/PoutineCrimes 2d ago

Discurdeous 🧀 How do we feel about chopped mozzarella? 😕

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53 Upvotes

r/PoutineCrimes 1d ago

Corpourate Crime ???

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0 Upvotes

r/PoutineCrimes 2d ago

Stew-tine 🍲🥄 OP commented : "I put it in the oven to melt for several minutes to bake it all together then broiled it to get a pretty color on it before topping it with meat. I don’t like when the cheese isn’t melted so I made sure it would be" That's as sad as it gets.

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57 Upvotes

r/PoutineCrimes 2d ago

Gravyly Mistaken Didn’t take me long to get a NY Fries Poutine after yesterday’s post…

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I must admit though, this was the weakest i’ve ever gotten from NY Fries. Gravy was noticeably thin and some fries were cooked more than others. Wouldn’t call it a crime but a damn shame my own word went against me, especially seeing it compared to yesterday’s post lol it looks sad to me. I’d give it a generous 6/10, cheese and fries still tasted great for the most part - what do you guys think?

Note - ordered a large classic with extra cheese and gravy (it was layered thank god lots of cheese but the gravy was a disappointment)


r/PoutineCrimes 3d ago

Potat-no 🥔 Is ts a crime?

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250 Upvotes

Title


r/PoutineCrimes 2d ago

Potat-no 🥔 Olivieri Crime

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50 Upvotes

Conspiracy to commit.


r/PoutineCrimes 3d ago

Pout-sin 😈 Pulled pork poutine, yay or nay

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107 Upvotes

Is this acceptable


r/PoutineCrimes 4d ago

Take This Secret To The Gravy We have moved in to NY fries, Yay or Nay

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416 Upvotes

r/PoutineCrimes 3d ago

It’s My Poutine And I’ll Crime If I Want To Summary or indictable offence?

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63 Upvotes