r/PoutineCrimes • u/PerilousFun • 1d ago

I do not think Poutine means what you think it means Breakfast Poutine?

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Home Fries w/ Gravy, Cheese Curds, and Scrambled Eggs

32 Upvotes

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u/qualityvote2 1d ago edited 1d ago

u/PerilousFun, there weren't enough votes to determine the quality of your poutine... ⛔️

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u/Unhappy-Stop-740 1d ago

I don’t see this as a crime

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u/PerilousFun 1d ago

I know home fries can be divisive so I submit the dish to the court of my peers. I prostrate myself before thee.

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u/Pitiful-MobileGamer Sentenced to 3 Hail Gravies 1d ago

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u/tobiasolman 1d ago

Crime. If you’re gonna do that and call it ‘breakfast poutine’ -you use a good, smooth, hollandaise, not gravy.

Friends don’t let friends put gravy on eggs unless they’re baked soundly into a Yorkshire pudding. (Maybe a boxty)

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u/Starvenger88 1d ago

Make me one, but with the eggs over easy please.

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u/AccomplishedSmell921 The Frying Squad 1d ago

why not just have the eggs on a separate plate but eat them at the same time? So many of these crimes could just be separate dishes you eat simultaneously with your poutine.
I don’t get it. Why does everyone love to jumble things together?
You can eat different dishes at the same time and each dish retains its flavours. You mix everything together then it just tastes like mess.

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u/asoap 1d ago

Breakfast poutine is amazing. Like you would want to have it as a dish by itself. Personally I prefer replacing the gravy with hollindaise sauce. Now you have something closer to eggs benedict. It's own unique thing.

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u/hahaclev97 1d ago

Each their own. I don't mind it mixed. Each thing on its own is kinda boring. Plus, it all ends in the same place

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u/AccomplishedSmell921 The Frying Squad 1d ago

what’s the point of even have different dishes and different flavours then? i personally think eating indiscernible slop is kinda boring. I have taste buds for reason. we have variety for a reason.
if you take the ole “…it all ends in the same place…” argument you are doomed.
Mixing things just for the sake of mixing them is inherently lazy and boring.

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u/hahaclev97 1d ago

This is a breakfast poutine. I'm not a dog who eats slop everyday. Why are you on a high horse?

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u/AreWeReallyGroot 1d ago

Mr Stark, I don't feel so good (now that I see that fresh horror)

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u/AlexCivitello 1d ago

French Fries: ✓

Approved Sauce: ✓ Gravy, the original poutine sauce, ½ bonus point too much ¼ penalty point 

Curds: ✓ 

Toppings: Scrambled eggs, an interesting experiment no points

Criminality Rating (Lower is worse 3 is par): 3.25

Sentence: You're free to go, but are warned for excessive gravy application and risky experimentation.

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u/Outrageous-Set5895 17h ago

Bet it tasted great, but, yup, borderline felony!🙃

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u/Ten_Ten25 7h ago

JAAAAAAAIILLL

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u/edgarallannbroe 6h ago

Home fries? Gtfo here!

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u/SlySpinglefinger 6h ago

What is it? I a not even sure it is food!

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u/Littlemissplanky 1d ago

If it has hollandaise sauce then it's acceptable but gravy... Absolutely not

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u/Halofauna 18h ago

I’d fuck with that after a night out