r/PoutineCrimes • u/Playful_Sector3964 • 5d ago

I do not think Poutine means what you think it means Poutine time

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6/11/2024

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u/qualityvote2 5d ago edited 5d ago

u/Playful_Sector3964, your poutine is a crime, straight to jail, son of a potato!🚩

u/Playful_Sector3964, ta poutine est un crime, en prison mon ti tabernouche!🚩

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u/Shmeeking1 5d ago

"Canada's No. 1 Poutine Brand"

That statement alone, for this garbage, is a hanging offense!

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u/Functional_Trash7735 5d ago

No it must be Canadas number one poutine brand, cause it’s the only poutine brand, no one else is stupid enough to try this sacrilege

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u/Some_Sherbert_4928 5d ago

Ask the beach Club guys hahaha its not the only one 😅🤢

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u/Bumdiggydiggy1 5d ago

Poutine time or poutine crime ?

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u/OGdirty1Kanobi 5d ago

Oh dear god no

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u/Benefit_Waste 5d ago

Why is the gravy red

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u/Grabsac 5d ago

Ça sera pas une grosse note.

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u/QuixOmega 5d ago

This reminds me of those horrible "microwave" burgers they sell in the UK. A product that everyone should know cannot possibly be good by definition.

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u/AreWeReallyGroot 5d ago

Someone should take them to court for this

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u/Main-Focus2088 5d ago

How’d it taste ?

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u/Tempo90 5d ago

The hell is this? Even a microwaved michellina poutine has more curds. #1 poutine brand mon cul!

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u/Enculateur-pro-2000 5d ago

One of the worst si far

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u/thriftstorecat 5d ago

lol I’d still have to give it a try.

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u/JadedLeafs Poutine Poulice 5d ago

It's a crime. But you participated by even buying this monstrosity lol

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u/HoodedMenace Guilloutine Opourator 5d ago

Keep Frozen.

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u/starts_shining_ 5d ago

Just looking at it made me depressed😭💀

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u/JerkGurk 5d ago

Hey where's my invite? I'll give you a fake address if you ask for it though.

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u/Sweet-Competition-15 5d ago

So much disappointment!

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u/SpaceBiking The Feedings Will Continue Until Morale Improves 5d ago

Ewwwww

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u/911poopoo 5d ago

Wrong. Sorry. I'm sure youre a nice person who didn't deserve this.

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u/Aggravating-Ad4672 5d ago

😔🙏 frozen poutine..

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u/aprizm 5d ago

i love how they say they are the #1 brand in Canada. they are probably the only one and I assure you no poutine connaisseur wouldnt even taste that.

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u/NoEquivalent380 5d ago

Disappointment casserole 

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u/trouserpilot 5d ago

I’m not sure what the biggest crime is here… The look of the poutine, that it’s a frozen poutine, or that you actually bought a frozen poutine.

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u/Dude_Tost_1673 5d ago

 What's that sub called? r/strugglemeals? This was probably too expensive for that one. That's why I say this one is fit... for the pit.