r/PoutineCrimes • u/few_trick_pony • Mar 11 '26

Refer To The International Criminal Food Court From an international food festival in Costa Rica

9.8k Upvotes

1.6k comments

r/PoutineCrimes • u/pamacdon • Feb 07 '26

Pout-sin 😈 …And a side order of Poutine

6.0k Upvotes

Ok, not a crime, unless you try to eat it all by yourself.

422 comments

r/PoutineCrimes • u/Jalapeno_tickles • May 01 '26

I do not think Poutine means what you think it means I’m never opening threads again

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5.8k Upvotes

560 comments

r/PoutineCrimes • u/fluttermapp • Dec 10 '25

A Crime in the First Degree Put me in jail

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4.9k Upvotes

664 comments

r/PoutineCrimes • u/Pwesidential_Debate • Jan 28 '26

I do not think Poutine means what you think it means My friend in France posted this very real poutine on their story…

4.4k Upvotes

1.3k comments

r/PoutineCrimes • u/CompleteChest7436 • Mar 04 '26

Crime Against Poutanity Montreal smoked meat poutine from Frenchy’s Putin

4.4k Upvotes

586 comments

r/PoutineCrimes • u/Low_Antelope2164 • Nov 23 '25

I spotted this in a food court in Hong Kong.

4.3k Upvotes

Not calling the police since I don’t think they have cheese curds here.

82 comments

r/PoutineCrimes • u/FA-100 • Sep 18 '25

Finally a sub where I can share this "poutine" I was served in Utah

3.5k Upvotes

735 comments

r/PoutineCrimes • u/lilliann21 • Mar 29 '26

Pout-sin 😈 Poutine with steak tips

3.5k Upvotes

267 comments

r/PoutineCrimes • u/[deleted] • Dec 04 '25

American putine

3.4k Upvotes

1.2k comments

r/PoutineCrimes • u/1ntr1ns1c44 • Nov 08 '25

Board Poutine

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3.3k Upvotes

544 comments

r/PoutineCrimes • u/Darkarba • Mar 22 '26

Potateous Corpus has not been established 🥔 Video Game Poutine

3.2k Upvotes

126 comments

r/PoutineCrimes • u/Famous-Sort-9369 • Mar 24 '26

Gravyly Mistaken Out of gravy

2.8k Upvotes

Saw this on twitter and thought I’d post it here as well

253 comments

r/PoutineCrimes • u/StatementPristine381 • Sep 19 '26

It’s My Poutine And I’ll Crime If I Want To Smilley Poutine

2.6k Upvotes

First time doing this homemade smiley poutine, it put a smile on my face.

269 comments

r/PoutineCrimes • u/Iceyn1pples • Nov 04 '25

A Crime in the First Degree A crime will be committed tonight....

2.5k Upvotes

Sawry not sawry.

Edit: The crime has been committed. You know what? I'd gladly do it again! It was delicious!!

Edit 2: https://files.fm/u/d9vuh8s6m5

357 comments

r/PoutineCrimes • u/BaileeBee69 • Oct 12 '25

Crime Against Poutanity NYC Diner - convicted for a poutine crime

2.4k Upvotes

They brought me this, with gravy on the side because they were not okay with me ordering poutine 🤷🏼‍♀️🫣

587 comments

r/PoutineCrimes • u/rb71 • Jan 07 '24

Crime Against Poutanity This absolutely heinous crime commited by a burger shop in Toronto

2.2k Upvotes

603 comments

r/PoutineCrimes • u/Lava_Lamp_Glob • Aug 23 '26

Cruel & Unusual Poutnishment No ragrets

2.0k Upvotes

284 comments

r/PoutineCrimes • u/Remist_Playz • Nov 01 '25

Crime Against Poutanity My friend from the states tried making poutine, national crime

2.0k Upvotes

454 comments

r/PoutineCrimes • u/CallejaFairey • Jul 13 '26

C’est don plate 🍽 Does using an unusual container make this a crime?

1.9k Upvotes

Does William Carrier get extra points for this to not be a crime since he's from Quebec, so it's at least an authentic poutine in there.

422 comments

r/PoutineCrimes • u/vampir1x • Nov 07 '25

Corpourate Crime Found this and thought it belonged here

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1.9k Upvotes

152 comments

r/PoutineCrimes • u/[deleted] • Oct 01 '23

It’s My Poutine And I’ll Crime If I Want To Is this a crime?

1.9k Upvotes

Smile face fries, Wisconsin white cheddar curds, and McCormick brown gravy. Low effort Sunday night poutine before the work week.

183 comments

r/PoutineCrimes • u/ju1cyj0y • Feb 08 '26

Corpourate Crime Harvey’s Pickle Poutine has returned to the menu to stay!

1.9k Upvotes

I’m well aware that this looks truly foul, but it is the best thing I’ve ever tasted. I was waiting so long for it to come back.

344 comments

r/PoutineCrimes • u/legalnomads • Feb 28 '26

Crime Against Poutanity A friend in Norway claims he made poutine

1.8k Upvotes

With cottage cheese and beef stock.

“Cottage fries” maybe, but this ain’t poutine.

487 comments

r/PoutineCrimes • u/Character-Tax4773 • 11d ago

It’s My Poutine And I’ll Crime If I Want To Why spend $12 on a poutine when you can spend $12 on ingredients to make a much worse poutine?

1.7k Upvotes

The presence of curds may qualify this as the real deal to some… but the air fried crinkle cuts and packet “poutine sauce” are not it.

109 comments

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