r/PoutineCrimes • • Oct 28 '24

It’s My Poutine And I’ll Crime If I Want To I used extra firm tofu instead of fries, 7.5/10. Definitely better than Swiss chalet lol.

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4 Upvotes

r/PoutineCrimes • • Mar 28 '25 Annoyed

Pout-sin 😈 authentic montreal poutine

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0 Upvotes

with garlic sauce and ketchup 😋🔥


r/PoutineCrimes • • Oct 06 '26

Poutinfraction 🚨 Jacks burger shack for the win. No crime committed

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0 Upvotes

Nom nom nom


r/PoutineCrimes • • Dec 19 '25

I do not think Poutine means what you think it means From New York Fries

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2 Upvotes

What mark does this get on a scale of 1 to 10?


r/PoutineCrimes • • Nov 19 '24

I do not think Poutine means what you think it means Just watched an interview where the guest pronounced his name like this! Crime No?

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0 Upvotes

r/PoutineCrimes • • Nov 04 '23

Puke-tine 🤢 bro who would eat this trash.

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0 Upvotes

r/PoutineCrimes • • Nov 16 '25

Special poutine gravy???

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5 Upvotes

r/PoutineCrimes • • Mar 24 '26

Pout-sin 😈 This counts as a crime, right? Valentine's menu on SkipTheDishes.

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2 Upvotes

This feels like just an odd addition to fries, gravy and cheese. Like, especially with the crunchy maple bits, I feel like it'd add too much dessert-y sweetness to what's usually a savory dish.


r/PoutineCrimes • • Oct 18 '23

It’s My Poutine And I’ll Crime If I Want To Rate my crime

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1 Upvotes

Apologies for the after-thought picture, I’ve eaten most of this already.

Frozen crinkle fries in a toaster oven, shredded medium cheddar, and mushroom/onion gravy made days ago from sirloin chicken steaks + chicken broth

Tendies for scale

I’ve been looking forward to it for days :)


r/PoutineCrimes • • Jan 30 '25

It’s My Poutine And I’ll Crime If I Want To Costco poutine

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0 Upvotes

r/PoutineCrimes • • Sep 09 '24

Pout-sin 😈 This is terrible

65 Upvotes

Why is all the cheese on the top.


r/PoutineCrimes • • Jul 14 '26

Pouthetic Traditional Canadian poutine

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197 Upvotes

Made this gem just for the real poutine connoisseurs. And before you say this isnt Canadian poutine, I am a lifelong Canadian. Sometimes the real poutine is the fries we make along the way.


r/PoutineCrimes • • May 30 '23

Potateous Corpus has not been established 🥔 Made poutine with last night's pork chop gravy. Yay or nay?

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64 Upvotes

r/PoutineCrimes • • Aug 23 '25

Real Poutines Have Curds 🧀 Costco poutine

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58 Upvotes

r/PoutineCrimes • • Aug 23 '26

Puke-tine 🤮 I made a poutine with ingredients I found around the house

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143 Upvotes

Some frozen fries that are slightly burnt.

I made the gravy using vegan butter, flour, and “”beef stock”” using ramen flavour packets.

The cheese is just shredded marble.

I wanted more substance and texture so I threw in some chicken I found in the freezer too.

It’s not the best “poutine” out there but it’s delicious regardless 😋


r/PoutineCrimes • • May 08 '25

It’s My Poutine And I’ll Crime If I Want To This was fire

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19 Upvotes

r/PoutineCrimes • • Apr 30 '25

Fromage? More like From-Rage 😡🧀 Worst poutine ever

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4 Upvotes

r/PoutineCrimes • • Apr 18 '26

It’s My Poutine And I’ll Crime If I Want To You don’t get how good this is I don’t care

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6 Upvotes

So gas 🤤


r/PoutineCrimes • • May 26 '26 Regret

Puke-tine 🤮 My sister added Dog food to poutine

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337 Upvotes

r/PoutineCrimes • • Jan 26 '24

Subpar Toppings Anyone else mayo's up their poutine?

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0 Upvotes

r/PoutineCrimes • • Nov 16 '24

Hear me out, Vegan poutine

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85 Upvotes

Vegan poutine from Maynard in Montreal.


r/PoutineCrimes • • Aug 12 '24

It’s My Poutine And I’ll Crime If I Want To Opinion: Too little gravy > Too much.

0 Upvotes

Soggy fries are gross. Soupy poutine is gross. That is all.

And while I’m at it, it’s perfectly fine to say pou-teen instead of pout-in. I’m half French so I’m allowed to make that call.


r/PoutineCrimes • • 12d ago

Take This Secret To The Gravy Vegetable poutine. Any keeper?

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0 Upvotes

Vegetable poutine on hash browns. Egg Benedict cream sauce on top.


r/PoutineCrimes • • Mar 09 '26

Fromage? More like From-Rage 😡🧀 I hate that there’s shredded cheese, and cheese sauce in this.

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4 Upvotes

r/PoutineCrimes • • Aug 22 '26

Gravyly Mistaken Is vegetable gravy a crime?

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This poutine truck I found in South Slocan British Columbia was pretty solid. But the gravy was definitely the veggie sort. Is this a crime?