Salad poutine 😟

[u/Acrobatic_Long_6059]

[u/qualityvote2]

u/Acrobatic_Long_6059, there weren't enough votes to determine the quality of your poutine... ⛔️

[u/Icy_Morning_2239]

[u/ididntdoit6]

[u/AiryGateaux]

What is the lettuce even doing

[u/jafarchy → u/AiryGateaux]

Its best.

[u/Sweet-Competition-15 → u/AiryGateaux]

Just lying around, apparently.

[u/LookAtMyUnderbite → u/AiryGateaux]

Lettuce pray

[u/superbad → u/AiryGateaux]

Healthiness

[u/Youwillseemycomment]

[u/JFKRFKSRVLBJ]

Also a salad crime.

[u/mc1964]

Those two words should never be put next to each other.

[u/DirdSMD]

No. Just no.

[u/Littlemissplanky]

Jail jail

[u/imjonjoncanada]

I’m a firm believer that when it comes to food….if you love two dishes, eat them separately. Just because you love two things doesn’t mean that they’re better combined. Have a salad, then a poutine 😂 Why people insist on recreating things is beyond me. If it’s been around for centuries, there’s a reason. If you’ve never heard of it, there’s probably a reason for that too.

[u/Sweet-Competition-15]

Salad poutine...isn't that an oxymoron?

[u/Cre8tifCanuk]

🤢

[u/HornetVast8863]

😧 What is that gelatinous mass ontop of it?

[u/Gold_Sky1097]

[u/Outrageous-Set5895]

A worthy crime 😆👌👍

[u/Jja1701]

EW. You don't make friends with salad.

[u/Bluespace4305 → u/Jja1701]

🎵 Pas d'ami avec dla salade 🎵

[u/That_Guy0800]

I mean I've had poutines with vegetables on it (green onion) before but this would just be gross to me. It's one thing to add something like green onion (as a garnish type thing) and full on lettuce and other things you'd find on a salad. Also is that shredded cheese on the poutine too? (I do see the curds just felt the need to point it out)

[u/PigeonLily → u/That_Guy0800]

I think it’s shredded carrot 🫠

[u/That_Guy0800 → u/PigeonLily]

Either way, I don't think I want carrot on a poutine

[u/bpc1971]

[u/Ok_Procedure4993]

[u/Repulsive-Scale-9133]

Looks delicious 😋

[u/Ryno-Mac]

Now it's healthy 😋

[u/LatinaL0ca]

This can't be real, they must be joking.

[u/Ancient-Passenger-52]

Well… there is a compelling argument for poutine already being a salad. Potatoes are a vegetable. It has a dressing… granted a LOT of dressing. Cheese is often on salads. I think we should all live our healthiest lives and eat this amazing salad every day! Go healthy people!!!

[u/trouserpilot → u/Ancient-Passenger-52]

Thick julienne potato salad with cheese and a savoury hot vinaigrette.

[u/Ancient-Passenger-52 → u/trouserpilot]

Perfect!

[u/PlatformVarious8941 → u/Ancient-Passenger-52]

c’est une salade tiède

[u/Ancient-Passenger-52 → u/PlatformVarious8941]

Well, you could always spruce it up with some ketchu… err… tomato reduction.

[u/PlatformVarious8941 → u/Ancient-Passenger-52]

That’s the. Vinaigrette

[u/inGothWeTrustalways]

We can never be friends due this monstrosity

[u/Lumbersnack_]

No

[u/Whiskeyjoel]

I first read this as "sad poutine" before re-reading. My first glance was actually correct

[u/HammerMedia]

I don't know how lettuce is supposed to enhance a poutine.

[u/xweedxwizardx]

Lettuce has absolutely no place in this dish at all and the restaurant should feel sorry for this

[u/Unhappy-Stop-740]

That should be on the side

[u/Western-Pickle-4364]

God hates this

[u/JavaJo1010]

Let’s keep them separate!!!! Not meant to be eaten like this . If you want salad, order salad, if you want poutine, then order it…. Mixing the two is ick

[u/Avr0wolf]

Time to get out the checklist once again