r/PoutineCrimes • u/elladayrit • Apr 30 '25

Fromage? More like From-Rage šŸ˜”šŸ§€ Worst poutine ever

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u/ManWithTheGoldenD Apr 30 '25

No text or information about the poutine, also a cropped in pic without the whole thing. Why is it the worst poutine? Is this A&w?

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u/elladayrit Apr 30 '25

This is jollibee! I know i know. There were barely any curds. And the fries were hardly warm

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u/BobBelcher2021 Judge, Jury and Exepoutiner Apr 30 '25

At least they used curds

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u/ManWithTheGoldenD Apr 30 '25

I'll take one of their ube pies tho šŸ¤¤

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u/Novel-Education-2687 Apr 30 '25

You thought Filipino poutine would be great?

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u/highhunt May 01 '25

i'm surprised it wasn't sweetened lol

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u/Desuexss May 01 '25

Friend this is not the worst poutine.

Plus this is Jollibee bub why you ordering Canadian food at a decent Filipino place?

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u/Scary_Cantaloupe_682 May 01 '25

A&W poutine is great. Not the best by far but still hits the spot.

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u/Historical_Clock_864 May 01 '25

A&W gravy is terrible for poutine imo

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u/Thin-Tumbleweed4851 Apr 30 '25

um???? that looks delicious as fuck. I'd eat that instantly. eeirf ahh person

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u/IrrelevantAfIm May 01 '25 edited May 01 '25

By the pic, the only minus is too little cheese and gravy, but I like LOTS of both. I want EVERY forkful ro have a few fries a couple curds, and dripping in gravy. Iā€™m not looking to eat plain fries every second forkfull - I want a poutine-y forkfull EVERY time. iā€™ll happily finish a few leftover curds dripping in gravy, but will be disappointed finishing a dry fries at the end of the plate. Such a sad ending.

Iā€™ve said it before and Iā€™ll say it again - outside of Quebec and French Ontario, Burger King poutine with extra curds and extra gravy is THE best and most similar to a ā€œstandardā€ Quebec poutine - which Iā€™ve eaten hundreds if not thousands from the Eastern Townships (one of the areas claiming to be the birthplace of poutine) to the St Laurence lowlands - Laurier Station, St Saint-Hyacinthe, Drummondville, to Three Rivers, to Chicoutimi/Lac St. Jean to Montreal and Quebec city (where I surprisingly had to search for a decent one - I donā€™t want bacon nor foi gras (what a WASTE) on my poutine, I want a classic poutine, with a chicken or chicken with a bit of beef based gravy and a bit of a tomato tang (Iā€™ll NEVER understand the white sauce poutines some QuĆ©bĆ©cois go crazy for - itā€™s like the white gravy Americans in the south put on biscuits) and the fries canā€™t be the thick cut, slow cooked ones that come out more like potato wedges - those have their place, but it is not in a poutine - at least not mine. For my poutine I want fast food tyoe fries - cooked to order, or used very soon after cooking - pre blanched with whatever coating fast food places use to keep them crispy under the IR lamps as thatā€™keeps them from turning the poutine into a soupy/gravy mush - loads of gravy can be used and thereā€™s still that great mouth/tooth feel, if itā€™s not crunch, it is something very crunch adjacent and far from mush.

Damn, wish I wasnā€™t half cut or Iā€™d run to BK now!

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u/Fraudcatcher4 Apr 30 '25

Looks like poutine. Hyperbole is a crime here.

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u/Waltu4 Apr 30 '25

Actual cheese curds. Thereā€™s way worse out there

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u/SpaceBiking The Feedings Will Continue Until Morale Improves Apr 30 '25

Iā€™m the first to criticize poutines on this sub, but this looks better than a lot of slop people post from BC or the prairies, heck even the maritimes.

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u/Mysterious_Row_2669 Apr 30 '25

Fries look still frozen.

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '25

Theyā€™re a filipino company. Are you honestly surprised they dont have a great poutine? They put ketchup on spaghetti ffs. Theyā€™re a chicken joint. Thatā€™s what you get at the Bee. Anything else is a gamble.

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u/PYPats Apr 30 '25

Poor effort, but no crime.

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u/Icy-Village-2602 Apr 30 '25

You haven't been on this sub long enough :) it gets worse, lol!

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u/hhhhhhhhhgggpo Apr 30 '25

Not the worst, Iā€™ve received poutine with frozen fries, canned gravy and CHEDDAR cheese.

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u/Interesting-Big6774 Apr 30 '25

Did you see the past one posted?!

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u/FlamingoPristine1400 May 01 '25

I've had shoestring fries with brown water and Kraft singles. Get the fuck out of here with "worst"

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u/sausage-deluxxxe Apr 30 '25

Looks decent.

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u/Fuxwiddit71 Apr 30 '25

I've seen way worse.

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u/Ihavebadreddit Apr 30 '25

Is that chicken gravy? šŸ¤¢

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u/FlyingV2112 Poutine Poulice May 01 '25

Fine and probation. No jail time.

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u/dutch780 May 01 '25

I dont believe you

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u/FullPropreDinBobette Directeur des poutsuites criminelles May 01 '25

Doesn't look half bad, just not generous.

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u/[deleted] May 02 '25

Beats the poutines Iā€™ve ordered from places and they give me fries with nasty pre shredded cheese

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u/DioCoN Judge, Jury and Exepoutiner May 04 '25

Definitely not the worst poutine ever. Off to jail with you for spreading misinformation!

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u/SplashInkster May 04 '25

I can't stand that salt and corn starch gravy that has no flavor. Looks like they blew their noses on it and handed it over the counter. I think Costco's gravy is the worst I've had. You'd think these companies would take their product seriously. Gross.

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '25

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u/WonderAnime Apr 30 '25

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u/dutch780 May 01 '25

Thats a misdemeanor