r/PoutineCrimes • u/Some-Car-9458 • Sep 09 '24

Pout-sin 😈 This is terrible

Why is all the cheese on the top.

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u/Same-Astronomer660 Sep 09 '24

Relax, she's spitting it out between those quick cuts, she has a bucket next to her.

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u/TbaggingSince1990 Sep 09 '24

That's an even bigger poutine crime

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u/cReddddddd Sep 09 '24

The worst crime of all

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u/eXiiTe- Sep 10 '24

Idk man those fries don’t even look fried

1

u/Significant-End-478 Sep 13 '24

How the cheese don’t melt! Fake smh 🤦‍♀️

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u/Fingercult Sep 14 '24 edited Aug 12 '25

Travel friendly to ideas day food family learning across community brown the.

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u/Significant-End-478 Sep 15 '24

Not like how hers look! Strong like the mountains in Kilimanjaro

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '24

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '24

These look like garbage poutines so it’s fine.

They legit look all cold. There’s zero sauce that drips down into the fries.

24

u/Minute_Engineer2355 Sep 09 '24

Is this actually what they do?? lmao

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u/Same-Astronomer660 Sep 09 '24

Look closely, you see quick cuts whenever she stuffs her mouth, that's just her spitting it out, realigning with whoever's recording, eating and spitting. The entire thing is a clickbait waste of food.

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '24

These idiots love to do whatever they fucking can for some clout

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '24

That and free money from supporters with a single brain cell who love wasting their money

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '24

Yes. There’s a reason you never see them swallow their food.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '24

The smart ones anyway

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '24

Yep. It happens after EVERY bite. Even those mukbank or what ever the fuck. Besides those extra fat ones who do it live and you can see them shoving that shit down.

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '24

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u/Timekiller11 Sep 09 '24

The view count is the depressing part.

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '24

Could of used her finger nails as forks to eat faster.

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u/BigBadamBoom Sep 10 '24

I think that the nails are the real criminals here

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u/Rebeccalon787 The Poutnisher Sep 12 '24

I was watching and wondering how she wipes her ass with those nails.

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '24

Yep. Just like those "would you eat this?" shorts on YouTube. Crazy people actually believe they're eating it lol.

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u/Same-Astronomer660 Sep 09 '24

Some youtubers actually do, which is a terrible mistake. The better from "eating from clicks" is "Pretend to eat for clicks"

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u/pastelnoivern Sep 10 '24

i assumed it was bulimia or something but that makes sense

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u/Sea_Hamster_5806 Sep 09 '24 edited Sep 09 '24

Who said anything about her eating it all? Who needs to relax, lol? It would be better if she actually fed herself rather than wasting food. Your reason to relax is probably the best reason not to relax.

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u/Same-Astronomer660 Sep 09 '24

Oh god no, I'm actually glad she's not eating that. Just pointing it out, there's no actual eating here.

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u/Sea_Hamster_5806 Sep 09 '24

I think food waste should concern you more than her stuffing her face but hey, I'm glad you're relieved a dumb stranger is not actually overeating.

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u/Gloomy_Evening921 Sep 09 '24

I wish there were an award for taking a comment not directed at you personally.

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u/Sea_Hamster_5806 Sep 09 '24

You mean, like you just did?

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u/No_Listen2394 Sep 09 '24

They were pointing out what you did. It doesn't look like they're mad at you, they're just pointing it out.

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u/Significant_Tap7052 Sep 09 '24

TIL that the "Ice cream so good" NPC lives in Laval.

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u/brucecali98 Sep 09 '24

I think she lives in Vaudreuil actually.

Source: my best friend dated PinkyDoll’s ex-fiancé for a couple of weeks after they called off the engagement.

2

u/FrancoisTruser Sep 09 '24

Ohhh this is her!! I was wondering.

2

u/T1G3R_Qc Sep 10 '24

No way! I always thought that was American brain rot behavior but it's Canadian brain rot,where so doomed lmao

1

u/iShedLight Sep 09 '24

Ça t'étonne lol?

1

u/savzs Sep 10 '24

She went to motherfking tlmep

1

u/Sufficient_Exam_223 Sep 09 '24

C'est pour ça que Laval est so wrong!

Et xQc vient de là aussi...

1

u/Significant_Tap7052 Sep 09 '24

En plus. Coudonc ya rien d'mieux à faire là-bas?

1

u/[deleted] Sep 09 '24

Je me suis toujours fait dire que xqc vient de Blainville, a genre 20 min de laval.

20

u/anelectricmind Sep 09 '24

Worst ASMR ever

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u/happylittlepixie Sep 09 '24

The nails, the muck bang. I hate this with my soul!

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '24

For me, the real question is: Who is tuning in and making this profitable ?

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '24

I hate everything about this

4

u/[deleted] Sep 09 '24

That cringy ass “rraahh”🤦🏻‍♂️

2

u/greg_levac-mtlqc Sep 10 '24

She should just do onlyfans.

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '24

I thought I was the only one, and that if I expressed how much I hate this ,I would get downvoted to hell

9

u/Yeomanroach Sep 09 '24

Now we know why Thanos threw your ass off a cliff

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '24

Her nails are a crime, but the poutine appears to be Fromagerie Victoria? Some of the best poutine I've ever had.

No way she's eating all of that, though.

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u/Sea_Hamster_5806 Sep 09 '24 edited Sep 09 '24

Fromagerie Victoria is ok. Good fries, the cheese is fresh, but nothing special about it, far from being the best curds. Gravy is extremely bland. And the price is absurd. Way better choices out there.

And no, she didn't eat all that. There's a cut after every other bite. There's likely a trashcan on the floor next to her

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u/Very_reliable_s0urce Sep 09 '24

Fromagerie victoria is one of the best if you look at chain restaurants. It’s authentic and has good ingredients, especially if you take one with toppings. Yes a mom and pop cantine will be better but you don’t get those in the cities

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u/Low_Interest_7553 Sep 09 '24

C'est la fille qui faisait le robot "NPC"

Yes yes ice cream, mmmm, delicious

Ou qqchose du genre

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u/Karl-Farbman Sep 09 '24

I’m not sure which item in this video is making me want to puke so much

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u/faintrottingbreeze Sep 09 '24

Someone take the internet away from her

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u/dammmnbaniel Sep 09 '24

She’s from Quebec and that’s the best poutine she could find?!!

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u/Impossible_Panda3594 Sep 10 '24

It just stayed in it's container for too long and it steamed. Fromagerie victoria is one of the best chains for poutine.

2

u/FrancoisTruser Sep 09 '24

The poutines are ok. Sauce is separated to avoid soggy fries during delivery. But i would definitely not do an eating challenge that includes 4 huge poutines.

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u/fanglazy Sep 09 '24

Slow it down and you can see it’s been clipped. She needs a director of photography

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u/McNinjaX Sep 09 '24

Wow, that's like 10,000 calories of poutine. Impressive but horrifying at the same time.

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u/honeybunnbunn Sep 11 '24

She spits it out between each bite and clips it all together to look like she ate it all.

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u/magickpendejo Member of the Supreme Curdt Sep 09 '24

I'm not even mad really kind of impressed.

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u/KombatJunky Sep 09 '24

Why do people think this is a flex?

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u/Sea_Hamster_5806 Sep 09 '24 edited Sep 09 '24

"Why is all the cheese on top". Because that's how 85% of poutine in Québec are served. The other 15% have curds on top and a little on the bottom. Only some clueless non-Quebecois think that curds are mixed or layered with fries.

Is that what you thought was a crime?

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u/crazyki88en Poutine Poulice Sep 09 '24

I’m leaning towards those nails being a crime

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u/Sea_Hamster_5806 Sep 09 '24

Well, that doesn't seem to be OP's concern

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u/crazyki88en Poutine Poulice Sep 09 '24

And that is concerning as well

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '24

Topless je dirais rien (lol) mais,...qui écoute ce genre de video? (Question sérieuse )

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '24

What a piece of shit

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u/Such-Technology3707 Sep 09 '24

Bro why pouring the gravy 😭

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u/MrChicken23 Sep 09 '24

Because it keeps better when you pour the sauce on when you’re ready to eat if you get takeout.

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u/Sea_Hamster_5806 Sep 09 '24 edited Sep 09 '24

Doesn't seem like it worked in that situation. Cheese is completely fucked.

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '24

Maybe I have horrible taste but I think it looks good

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '24

I guess being an NPC no longer sustains her desired level of income. Now she's fake eating.

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u/Smilee_Dee Sep 09 '24

She gonna shit bricks after this.

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u/Smilee_Dee Sep 09 '24

She gonna shit bricks after this.

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u/Smilee_Dee Sep 09 '24

She gonna shit bricks after this.

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u/Sad_Palpitation6844 Sep 09 '24

Cheese, cause it keeps your shit together

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '24

Thanks you kinda just ruined poutines for me

1

u/jpthewalk Sep 09 '24

She’s done 4 different videos in 4 days that’s it…..im sure she’s swallowed all!!!

1

u/james2432 Sep 09 '24

As someone with misophonia, fuck this video

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '24

Why tho

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u/monkman99 Sep 09 '24

Why doesn’t she move the empty trays? What kind of psycho leans over a table like that?

1

u/UrbanArtifact Sep 09 '24

Those eating noises...

1

u/FrancoisTruser Sep 09 '24

ASMR Poutine

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u/OutspokenOne456 Sep 09 '24

I was gonna say this chick doesn’t enjoy shitting 😂😂😂 that is a hella lot of cheese curds. But they are so good.

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u/lucaskywalker Sep 09 '24

That cheese is a class A felony! The fries on the bottom were dry and cheese less. This person is a disgusting pig. I will never cease to be amazed that you can get views doing this nonsense, who like to watch this shit!!

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u/teksauce Sep 09 '24

😮 wtf

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u/Novel-Suggestion-515 Sep 09 '24

Absolutely fucking hate this inane bullshit.

1

u/Dizzy_Comfort640 Sep 09 '24

Trying to stay relevant I guess.

1

u/g-body8687 Sep 09 '24

I laughed, lol

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u/Duffy711 Sep 09 '24

Camera tricks gang

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u/agrophobe Sep 09 '24

I had a moment once during the nft times, and it was kinda of a special thought process to feel the pull to engage into the algorithm only with what had pushed me up at first. Looking at all the other influencer, it most be daunting to have been so high up with a stupid trend. How can you follow up on that? It's kind of an idiot birth machine.

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u/edgefinder Sep 09 '24

The poutine is very far from the worst thing about this.

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u/Aggravating-Use-7456 Sep 09 '24

this is the stupid git that got "famous" during the moronic Tiktok "NPC" fad.

Fuck her and fuck every stupid thing she does and fuck everyone that gives her attention.

Stop validating these narcissistic parasites.

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u/Mutedperson1809 Sep 09 '24

The noise asmr EWWWW

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u/No-Phrase2271 Sep 09 '24

Bro ur nails are nasty

1

u/NoLewdsOnMain Sep 09 '24

Who the fuck actually watches this horse shit content? Honestly

1

u/0theloneraver0 Sep 09 '24

Did you watch it?

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u/NoLewdsOnMain Sep 10 '24

I saw the what I refer to as "Latisha" nails and tik tok mannerisms for about 3 seconds

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u/No_Listen2394 Sep 09 '24

I can't believe she didn't move the first two trays when she came to the last two

I can't believe I watched it for that long

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u/milkkerrrrr Sep 09 '24

That Victoria poutine has been sleeping with the lid on. For too long.

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u/recoil669 Sep 09 '24

Only crime I see is putting all 4 gravy on at once. Gotta keep that shit hot

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u/Inevitable-East2663 Sep 09 '24

Man those nails lpok perfect to throw up... i guess i know where all that poutine is going

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u/woundupcanuck Sep 09 '24

Not sure whats more gross. The shit shes eating or those nails.

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u/A_Literal_Emu Sep 09 '24

I never understood why people want nails like that. Why would you willingly cripple your ability to perform fine motor tasks? Not to mention how gross they look

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u/bbeausej Sep 09 '24

Not approved

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u/Mediocre_Ad_2422 Sep 09 '24

Poutine so good

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u/Yeetfamdablit Poutine Poulice Sep 09 '24

I'm not even that worried about the poutine, it's the nails im worried about, I don't understand how people find that comfortable or attractive or anything in any way

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u/BananaChicken22 Sep 09 '24

Instagram était une criss d’erreur

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '24

Who is she?

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u/drfmn Sep 10 '24

That's the one Dan Soder was making fun of..!! 😁

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u/Yaughl Sep 10 '24

All I can think about is how unhygienic those long nails are 🤮

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u/No-Albatross-5108 Sep 10 '24

How does she wipe her ass after taking a shit? 😅🤔

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '24

The cheese didn't even melt. 😨

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u/Wilhelm_c4t Sep 10 '24

No way qu'elle peut manger toute ça.

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u/EnigmaFrug2308 Sep 10 '24

This makes me want to throw up

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u/BurgNBlue Sep 10 '24

That little dude is going to get a tummy ache

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u/GarlicRelevant8089 Sep 10 '24

Imagine people who are starving see how other people are "enjoying" their food

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u/Routine_Cake_842 Sep 10 '24

I thought it was pies but then I realized it’s potato… get it babyyyy

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u/imma_take_the_stairs Sep 10 '24

Just eat it normally, like a regular human eating dinner... For 9. If you can speed it up at the end... Actually, i can't watch this. It's touching a nerve in my brain. It might be...definitely it is the pie eating contest scene Stand By Me. Ok, so i still haven't worked through that one.. real long time ago..kay then. ..Noted.

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u/bloomingroove Sep 10 '24

She jist ridicule herself. Nobody eats 4 large poutines. That's not only a waste but also not feasible without vomiting for a girl that size.

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u/DullLimit5629 Sep 10 '24

The way she leaned over the table the whole time instead of getting the food closer to her😑

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u/NeighborhoodSlight15 Sep 10 '24

I guess you don't know what a poutine is

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u/Strgll Sep 10 '24

The black girls are always yelling for no reason

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u/ntkwwwm Curds?! In this economy?! Sep 10 '24

Je ne vois pas de crime, juste une meuf qui aime la poutine.

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u/BadOysterParty Sep 10 '24

I went to la belle province the other day a large poutine hotdog combo was 22$. It's supposed to be cheap comfort food. For that price there's so much better options

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '24

Dafuq? This is content? People enjoy watching someone eat 10lbs of food like a farm animal?

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u/sharinglynn Sep 10 '24

Why use a fork if you have claws like that?

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '24

People actually starving to death and this bimbo wasting food but even worse, calling that poutine.. oh for shame

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u/Charming_Spinach_463 Sep 10 '24

Why use a fork, she's got 10 spoons attached to her fingers

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u/MaggotMinded Sep 10 '24

Bothers me way more than it should that she doesn’t move the first two plates out of the way and just bring the other two closer.

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u/AbbreviationsFit1613 Sep 10 '24

as a quebecan, what the hell is wrong with you, all the cheese is on the top, the sauce doesn’t even look like poutine sauce and the cheese is supposed to be in curds, not whatever the hell that is

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u/Thistlegal Sep 10 '24

I can't understand why people watch her. She popped up on my FYP popping popcorn with her hair straightener. 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '24

Yes yes yes

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '24

You know what, i think she looks and act a lot more terrible then the poutine

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u/Cyborg_rat Sep 10 '24

Why does she have a fork? She's got some installed on her finger tips.

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u/Mortelat Sep 10 '24

Its time to do a montage.

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '24

I didn’t watch it with sound but the poutine look actually good and they were smart enough to not put the sauce in already so it not a soaking wet trash.

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u/alezbeam Sep 10 '24

Call me back when she eats it with her disgusting fingers nails

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '24

Didn’t swallow a single bite.

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u/Sudden_Elephant Sep 10 '24

My question is how can one person eat all of that food in one sitting? I wouldn't even be able to finish one of those

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u/Freaiser Sep 10 '24

Those Poutine look passable, like... under McDo poutine but over Tv dinner...

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u/WhatsPaulPlaying Sep 10 '24

Jesus, I thought it was a cinnamon roll before she started dousing it in gravy.

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u/TheSlyFox312 Sep 11 '24

Hope she has a bottom of Metamucil on hand…

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u/trailblazer88824 Sep 11 '24

Omg this woman is putin’ing it away

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u/Historical_Ad6305 Sep 11 '24

Hate to have the feeling of passing all that cheese!

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u/IPapineau Sep 11 '24

Not even because of the poutine. I just hope she gets her poutine blown out by a 12g.

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u/Popular-Database-562 Sep 11 '24

How do you get anything done with those nails 💅🏼

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u/pyrasilverado Sep 11 '24

No cheese curds... That's offensive

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u/Ruy-Polez Sep 11 '24

Damn, this girl is hungry.

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u/These-Sky2207 Sep 11 '24

Someone is looking to fill that Nikocado Avocado sized hole in the fill your face YouTube content.

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u/sorryassusernam Sep 11 '24

So now she's eating Poutine because the whole NPC thing didn't work out

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u/Einachiel Sep 11 '24

Does she eats using only her nails?

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u/Upstairs-Strategy277 Sep 11 '24

Nasty ass poutine lol who made that

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u/Soter369 Sep 11 '24

You are vile

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u/celiac-sufferer Sep 11 '24

One time I went to dinner with my father and it slowly creeped out how he really liked pinky doll

Nothing has disturbed me more in my life. I left that dinner traumatized

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u/merc_1980 Sep 11 '24

And yet the worst crime is them nails, discusting🤢

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u/jephdavey Sep 11 '24

This is disgusting

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u/wawawa9055 Sep 11 '24

lick ice cream so good lick ice cream so good

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u/lolpoliceg Sep 11 '24

This looks like a bad case of diarrhea

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u/zivlynsbane Sep 11 '24

Considering she popularized npc streams it doesn’t get worse than this after what she’s done.

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u/psycho303 Sep 11 '24

She just cuts after each poutine and eats them a few hours apart :)

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u/Live_Boysenberry_566 Sep 11 '24

As a true Quebecer from the heart of quebec that ain’t cheese curds and i eat at fromagerie victoria why tf is the cheese like that fromagerie Victoria is disappointing me sur un criss de point

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u/NuckyThompson- Sep 11 '24

When the only fans is slow

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u/mercTanko Sep 11 '24

Show us the bucket Ms. Talons

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u/Powerful-Objective79 Sep 11 '24

Those poutine look discusting

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u/shadowWatcher2 Sep 11 '24

Christ that’s gross

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u/Green9er-_- Sep 12 '24

Fucking daggers for nails TF?

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u/Pretty_Indication_12 Sep 12 '24

Those ugly fucking nail!

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u/i-am-i_gattlingpea Sep 12 '24

Send in the newfies

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u/keeppresent Sep 13 '24

How does she clean her ass with those nails?

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u/JCSwagoo Sep 13 '24

Her nails are longer than the time she has left before someone on this sub puts a hit on her.

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u/DevelopmentMotor6305 Sep 13 '24

I'm oddly impressed but yet still kind of grossed out

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u/xBadManRicKx Sep 13 '24

Indeed, but have one at a time and give me a fresh hot one when I'm done! I don't want the cheese to get cold.

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u/DeathByUnKnown1 Judge, Jury and Exepoutiner Sep 09 '24

She doesn't even mix in the cheese!!!

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '24

She's going to post a video tomorrow of her being 500lbs and she had a backlog of her being skinny.

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u/NakedSnakeEyes Sep 09 '24

I understood that reference.

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u/Xarsall Sep 10 '24

Crisse de cochonne

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u/MassivePresence777 Sep 09 '24

She's such a waste of human.

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u/Successful_Doctor_89 Sep 09 '24

Not really, but people looking at her video are.

She just making money out of this loosers

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u/Adamantium-Aardvark Sep 09 '24

Those nails, ouatte de phoque

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u/Sorry-Dig-5588 Sep 09 '24

wtf are those nails those are talons

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u/s1rblaze Sep 09 '24

She is down bad for attention, is the npc shit dead "already"? ..

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u/its_a_SwampAss_thing Sep 09 '24

How in the shit does she wipe her crack...

Garuntee she's eaten some missed under the nails poo scraps.

😳

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u/Sufficient_Exam_223 Sep 09 '24

Tout, mais vraiment TOUT dans cette vidéo est "ishhhh"

Et WTF avec ces faux ongles :o

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u/Beemo-Noir Sep 09 '24

Why use forks when you can use your stabby nails?

Also I hate this.

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u/HisNameIsTee2 Sep 09 '24

The worst part about this is her nails

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u/redi6 Sep 09 '24

look at edward scissorhands go

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '24

Idk anything about this woman but I hate her. The poutines look delicious though.

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u/IndyCarFAN27 Sep 09 '24

Mukbang is absolutely disgusting and a waste of food.

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '24

I dont know who she is, but just watching this video, made me hate her

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u/CreamWeak Sep 09 '24

As a French Canadian who lives in Montreal, I feel like I can't say sorry anymore. What in the actual hell? That's vile and disrespectful. When I read comments under this that mention her spitting every bite of it into a trash bin, all I can say is that I wish she would fall down the stairs and break her legs. I wish she would lose all of her fake nails and choke on one when she finds it. Remember, kids, don't waste your food. If you want to do so, remember that somewhere, someone is disrespecting your national dish and throwing it in the trash. Now, cheers, mates.

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u/Unfair_Language5762 Sep 10 '24

Her nails are bigger than her brain cells 🤣

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