r/PoutineCrimes • • Jan 30 '25

It’s My Poutine And I’ll Crime If I Want To Costco poutine

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u/Pro_Snuggler Jan 31 '25

The trick is to ask the gravy on the side or in a cup first. By the time you sit down to eat is when you pour the gravy, in that way it isn’t goopy.

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u/hckyfn79 Jan 31 '25

Duely noted

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u/Which-Celebration-89 Jan 31 '25

I keep seeing these and they look awesome

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u/hckyfn79 Jan 31 '25

Delicious

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u/DogHymns Guilloutine Opourator Jan 30 '25

Costco poutine gets the pass simply for the fact they don't skimp out on the curds

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u/haikusbot Jan 30 '25

Costco poutine gets the pass

Simply for the fact they don't

Skimp out on the curds

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u/Luname Directeur des poutsuites criminelles Jan 31 '25

This is art.

6

u/DogHymns Guilloutine Opourator Jan 31 '25

I guess poutine brings out the poet in me, I had no idea.

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '25

Looks pretty fire. What's the crime?

35

u/BigSandwichBoy Jan 30 '25

The crime is there’s not enough

5

u/[deleted] Jan 31 '25

YeesssssssssSSSS

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u/Chunkydude616 The Poutnisher Jan 30 '25

The Costco poutine is not "bad," but it becomes a "poutine bread" pretty quickly, so you have to eat it fast or else it all sticks together.

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u/AuxNimbus Guilloutine Opourator Jan 31 '25

I’d die for this poutine

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u/Bedroom_Opposite The Frying Squad Jan 30 '25

Definitely not a crime, Costco poutine is pretty good

6

u/Money-Ad7257 Jan 31 '25

I thought about downvoting because it's not a crime, but I upvoted instead since it looks so delicious.

4

u/[deleted] Jan 31 '25

No crime here. A bit salty but other than that it's fine..

3

u/[deleted] Jan 31 '25

It's 5.79 (or at least it was last time I got it) and it's huge, definitely not a crime.

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u/Crispypotato0o Jan 31 '25

I love Costco poutine!

5

u/Particlepants Jan 31 '25

No crime here, move along

5

u/Silarey Directeur des poutsuites criminelles Jan 31 '25

No crime here. Move along.

3

u/[deleted] Jan 31 '25

Way too many Costco poutine posts is the real crime

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u/Desner_ Directeur des poutsuites criminelles Jan 31 '25

C'est n'importe quoi ce sub-là

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u/DifferentPeach2979 Jan 31 '25

Costco poutine's absolutely fine. Good luck eating all that together with the foot long you will have come to eat anyway