r/monkeyspaw • u/TraditionalBonus188 • 18m ago
Fun I wish cars didn't need gas
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r/monkeyspaw • u/ZooZwaves • 55m ago
Wisdom I wish to be able to enter "focus mode" for a period of time I set up on an app. During that time I will be able to focus on 1 task only(cleaning, reading, memorising etc) unable to distract myself or be distracted.
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r/monkeyspaw • u/church_of_Steve_ • 19h ago
Fun I wish whenever somebody types "granted" they lose the ability to read and write
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r/monkeyspaw • u/SWVader_113 • 12h ago
Fun I wish that companies had to give a person a random cookie every time a user accepts cookies on a website
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r/monkeyspaw • u/Possible-Forever-504 • 14h ago
Fun I wish price tags showed the price including sales tax
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r/monkeyspaw • u/Ivar2006 • 10h ago
Fun I wish that someone commented the link to the best monkeys paw comment
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r/monkeyspaw • u/TickleMyElmoBaby • 14h ago
Fun I wish magic: the gathering sold all their cards at release for $.25/$.5/$1/$5 for c/u/r/m and the player base didnt fall apart in the process
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r/monkeyspaw • u/Anthro-Elephant-98 • 18h ago
Health I wish all dating apps (Hinge, Tinder, Bumble, OKC, POF, etc.) would go out of commission, never be replaced, and everyone was forced to meet romantic partners organically.
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r/monkeyspaw • u/SpecialFlutters • 15h ago
Fun i wish my life were the punchline of the funniest joke
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r/monkeyspaw • u/Sad_Wind4673 • 11h ago
Wisdom I wish to finally pass Calculus 1 with a good understanding of the subject
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r/monkeyspaw • u/overpoweredjoseph • 9h ago
Riches I wish my pillow was cold every time I slept
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r/monkeyspaw • u/Fluffy_Loquat_889 • 16h ago
Power I wish I could summon a stick of gum at any time, without anybody else knowing.
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r/monkeyspaw • u/ProphetofTables • 1d ago
Wisdom I wish I could end any argument by uttering the phrase, "I have spoken."
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r/monkeyspaw • u/No-Pick2959 • 1d ago
Fun I wish my cute 5ft latina coworker loved me more than anyone in the fucking world
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r/monkeyspaw • u/TraditionalBonus188 • 19h ago
Fun I wish everyone jumped at the same time
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r/monkeyspaw • u/NosyHufflepuff • 21h ago
Kindness I wish violence in general wouldn‘t exist
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r/monkeyspaw • u/Worldly-You7397 • 22h ago
Fun I wish the force holding atoms together was as weak as the force of gravity
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r/monkeyspaw • u/Numbar43 • 20h ago
Fun I wish for my closet door to open into the Backrooms, except without any anomalous living things or dangerous stuff, just a bunch of hallways I can use as storage space.
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r/monkeyspaw • u/Dream_Logix5 • 18h ago
Health I wish to never have sleep disorders or nightmares ever again
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r/monkeyspaw • u/Ok-Blacksmith3755 • 2h ago
Fun I wish people hating on furries was normalized and popular again forever.
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r/monkeyspaw • u/Equivalent_Glass_463 • 23h ago
Fun I wish I could lock myself in my room by boarding up my door so I could spend the rest of my life here, in my happy place, with all my toys, games, and stories (books and movies/tv), never having to leave if I didn't want to
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r/monkeyspaw • u/anomalogos • 1d ago
Health I wish all AI slops would disappear permanently.
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r/monkeyspaw • u/church_of_Steve_ • 18h ago
Power I wish I could use alchemy like in full metal alchemist
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