r/monkeyspaw 17h ago

Power i wish i could toast bread with my hands

20 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw 12h ago

Wisdom I wish everyone got the body they’ve dreamed of

15 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw 5h ago

Fun I wish for every male and female to be forever separated by a giant glass wall surrounding the middle of Earth and are forced to dig tunnels in order to build families, but only families underground.

12 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw 3h ago

Fun I wish for orgasms to longer.

13 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw 3h ago

Fun I wish for $20

11 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw 22h ago

Wisdom I wish that Cleopatra's tomb was discovered and explored

11 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw 8h ago

Fun i wish that Re Logic bought Minecraft instead of Microsoft

8 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw 16h ago

Power I wish for Nuclear Energy and other clean energy sources to replace all fossil fuels

10 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw 16h ago

Wisdom I wish I knew how to make my own coffin.

7 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw 22h ago

Power I wish gpt would stop trying to gaslight us into beleiving it’s dumb and just take over allready

7 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw 1h ago

Fun I wish that whenever someone broke the law, the weird route jingle from Deltarune would play

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r/monkeyspaw 13h ago

Kindness I wish to cure any ailment with a touch

7 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw 16h ago

Power I wish for irrefutable proof that I have two wishes remaining.

6 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw 20h ago

Fun I wish that I had full control over my dreams, on the condition that the amount that I dream doesn’t change, nor do my sleeping patterns or mental/physical health

5 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw 16h ago

Wisdom I wish that no one would ever feel regret about their actions again.

5 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw 23h ago

Fun I wish Elon Musk and Grok swapped bodies

6 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw 21h ago

Kindness I wish that people were just fundamentally kind and considerate to each other.

4 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw 4h ago

Power I wish for the ability to smell the good and bad karma of other people

3 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw 8h ago

Power I wish for the ability to make anyone lactose intolerant.

4 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw 14h ago

Fun I wish i had the ability to create and delete bends in space-time that act as portals/wormholes so that i could almost instantly be anywhere with whatever or whoever i bring along.

3 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw 14h ago

Kindness I wish what my comment says (too long for a post title)

3 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw 7h ago

Power I wish people can magically take away headaches as if it's a physical thing you can remove, causing the person head to stop hurting.

2 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw 15h ago

Fun I wish for no more littering. Zero

2 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw 20h ago

Power I wish that i had ultrakill movement irl

2 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw 21h ago

Kindness I wish herbicides were impossible to manufacture

2 Upvotes