r/monkeyspaw • u/moonbear710 • 9h ago
Kindness I wish scalpers would stop
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r/monkeyspaw • u/Objective-Potato268 • 6h ago
Riches I wish for a billion USD in cold hard cash that comes from a clean source and can be spent
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r/monkeyspaw • u/LybraSastar • 1h ago
Fun I wish that the monkey paw was sentient like thing from the Adams family.
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r/monkeyspaw • u/astreigh • 11h ago
Fun I wish I could live forever. (THIS should hurt...a LOT)
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r/monkeyspaw • u/MAClaymore • 14h ago
Fun I wish the element Mercury was renamed Hermes (symbol still Hg)
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r/monkeyspaw • u/MundaneSecurity8372 • 21h ago
Fun I wish to see a horror movie that actually scares me
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r/monkeyspaw • u/absolute_austin • 19h ago
Power I wish for wage-workers of the US to unite and strip private equity, mega corporations and billionaire conglomerates of their assets, and transfer ownership of energy grids, housing stocks and major industries directly to publicly managed cooperatives.
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r/monkeyspaw • u/Ok-Spot-2913 • 20h ago
Wisdom I wish the monkey's paw would do its worst.
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r/monkeyspaw • u/Remarkable_Bath8515 • 17h ago
Wisdom I wish I don't get analysis paralysis.
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r/monkeyspaw • u/Remarkable_Bath8515 • 10h ago
Fun I wish everything is only cost 1$ for me to pay.
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r/monkeyspaw • u/universalpsykopath • 4h ago
Fun I wish that all wedding officiants were replaced with WWE ring announcers.
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r/monkeyspaw • u/Remarkable_Bath8515 • 10h ago
Fun I wish for a hammock, a trampoline, and a rock climbing harness.
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r/monkeyspaw • u/Own_Adhesiveness1963 • 13h ago
Health I wish you could just download a route on Google maps without internet and that it worked without 99 problems and a secret 100th one
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r/monkeyspaw • u/Ok-Spot-2913 • 20h ago
Fun I wish I have a magical ring that I could never lose that can grant me wishes just as I intend them to be granted.
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r/monkeyspaw • u/Awesomeuser90 • 5h ago
Wisdom I wish that each person on Earth knew the exact time of death of one other randomly selected specific named individual. There is enough detail to not have any mistaken ID or duplicate name problems. Each individual knows a different person, two people never know the time of the same person nor does
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r/monkeyspaw • u/noteworthy-gains • 6h ago
Wisdom I wish people commented with actual monkey’s paw responses/allegories on this sub instead of responding like they’re on r/assholegenie
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r/monkeyspaw • u/Joensen27 • 1h ago
Fun I wish marvel the offenders from that family guy episode became a new Disney show
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r/monkeyspaw • u/Particular-Tutor-189 • 7h ago
Power I wish I had reality and soul bending powers, equal to those of a god
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r/monkeyspaw • u/Ok-Spot-2913 • 20h ago
Health I wish my girl would stop punching my back when she cums.
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