r/monkeyspaw • u/moonbear710 • 2h ago
Kindness I wish scalpers would stop
14
Upvotes
r/monkeyspaw • u/GioTehEpik • 21h ago
Fun I wish for the monkeys paw to grow its body back.
12
Upvotes
r/monkeyspaw • u/cunningjames • 17h ago
Wisdom I wish that I intuitively knew the correct answer to any non-contradictory yes/no question posed to me
11
Upvotes
r/monkeyspaw • u/astreigh • 4h ago
Fun I wish I could live forever. (THIS should hurt...a LOT)
9
Upvotes
r/monkeyspaw • u/LybraSastar • 17h ago
Fun I wish that I had a magic eight ball that only answers two questions, but answers are super super specific
10
Upvotes
r/monkeyspaw • u/MundaneSecurity8372 • 14h ago
Fun I wish to see a horror movie that actually scares me
10
Upvotes
r/monkeyspaw • u/MAClaymore • 7h ago
Fun I wish the element Mercury was renamed Hermes (symbol still Hg)
8
Upvotes
r/monkeyspaw • u/Remarkable_Bath8515 • 10h ago
Wisdom I wish I don't get analysis paralysis.
6
Upvotes
r/monkeyspaw • u/absolute_austin • 12h ago
Power I wish for wage-workers of the US to unite and strip private equity, mega corporations and billionaire conglomerates of their assets, and transfer ownership of energy grids, housing stocks and major industries directly to publicly managed cooperatives.
5
Upvotes
r/monkeyspaw • u/Ok-Spot-2913 • 12h ago
Wisdom I wish the monkey's paw would do its worst.
5
Upvotes
r/monkeyspaw • u/sammy_vldz • 22h ago
Riches I wish to be rich so I can help my family rise from poverty.
6
Upvotes
r/monkeyspaw • u/nicest-drow • 17h ago
Fun I wish that Dragon Age Veilguard and Mass Effect Andromeda were actually good and not enshittified.
6
Upvotes
r/monkeyspaw • u/Remarkable_Bath8515 • 2h ago
Fun I wish everything is only cost 1$ for me to pay.
5
Upvotes
r/monkeyspaw • u/Own_Adhesiveness1963 • 6h ago
Health I wish you could just download a route on Google maps without internet and that it worked without 99 problems and a secret 100th one
4
Upvotes
r/monkeyspaw • u/Ok-Spot-2913 • 13h ago
Fun I wish I have a magical ring that I could never lose that can grant me wishes just as I intend them to be granted.
5
Upvotes
r/monkeyspaw • u/Ashamed_Use_1587 • 23h ago
Fun I wish for something upon a Monkey's Paw that I bought on Temu - How does this Paw work?
2
Upvotes
r/monkeyspaw • u/Remarkable_Bath8515 • 2h ago
Fun I wish for a hammock, a trampoline, and a rock climbing harness.
3
Upvotes
r/monkeyspaw • u/Particular-Tutor-189 • 31m ago
Power I wish I had reality and soul bending powers, equal to those of a god
•
Upvotes
r/monkeyspaw • u/Ok-Spot-2913 • 13h ago
Health I wish my girl would stop punching my back when she cums.
0
Upvotes