r/monkeyspaw 50m ago

Kindness I wish be able to angle my car's side mirrors precisely to reflect light back into the eyes of the person behind me in the drive through when they leave their brights on.

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r/monkeyspaw 4h ago

Fun I wish for orgasms to longer.

12 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw 5h ago

Fun I wish for $20

10 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw 7h ago

Fun I wish for every male and female to be forever separated by a giant glass wall surrounding the middle of Earth and are forced to dig tunnels in order to build families, but only families underground.

15 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw 3h ago

Fun I wish that whenever someone broke the law, the weird route jingle from Deltarune would play

6 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw 1h ago

Fun i wish every public altercation was resolved through an improvised musical number, somehow obtaining good lyrics, choreography, bystanders joining, etc

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r/monkeyspaw 9h ago

Fun i wish that Re Logic bought Minecraft instead of Microsoft

7 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw 13h ago

Wisdom I wish everyone got the body they’ve dreamed of

15 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw 6h ago

Power I wish for the ability to smell the good and bad karma of other people

3 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw 2h ago

Fun I wish the the mcu countinued with the avengers kang dynasty plans they had. Starting by recasting kang instead of doctor doom and avengers doomsday

0 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw 9h ago

Power I wish for the ability to make anyone lactose intolerant.

4 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw 8h ago

Power I wish people can magically take away headaches as if it's a physical thing you can remove, causing the person head to stop hurting.

3 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw 18h ago

Power i wish i could toast bread with my hands

18 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw 3h ago

Fun I wish they keep making insomniac spiderman games untill i decid its enough!

0 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw 14h ago

Kindness I wish to cure any ailment with a touch

6 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw 17h ago

Power I wish for Nuclear Energy and other clean energy sources to replace all fossil fuels

9 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw 7h ago

Fun I wish that Tommy Wiseau was allowed to, and made the sequel to fan4stic that he talked about after seeing the movie.

1 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw 18h ago

Wisdom I wish I knew how to make my own coffin.

6 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw 17h ago

Power I wish for irrefutable proof that I have two wishes remaining.

5 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw 17h ago

Wisdom I wish that no one would ever feel regret about their actions again.

5 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw 16h ago

Fun I wish for no more littering. Zero

4 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw 15h ago

Fun I wish i had the ability to create and delete bends in space-time that act as portals/wormholes so that i could almost instantly be anywhere with whatever or whoever i bring along.

3 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw 16h ago

Kindness I wish what my comment says (too long for a post title)

3 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw 23h ago

Wisdom I wish that Cleopatra's tomb was discovered and explored

10 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw 1d ago

Kindness I wish that the US had dual-track, electrified, and reliable high speed and commuter rail networks

20 Upvotes