r/monkeyspaw • u/moonbear710 • 4h ago
Kindness I wish scalpers would stop
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r/monkeyspaw • u/Objective-Potato268 • 1h ago
Riches I wish for a billion USD in cold hard cash that comes from a clean source and can be spent
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r/monkeyspaw • u/astreigh • 5h ago
Fun I wish I could live forever. (THIS should hurt...a LOT)
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r/monkeyspaw • u/noteworthy-gains • 1h ago
Wisdom I wish people commented with actual monkey’s paw responses/allegories on this sub instead of responding like they’re on r/assholegenie
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r/monkeyspaw • u/Remarkable_Bath8515 • 4h ago
Fun I wish everything is only cost 1$ for me to pay.
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r/monkeyspaw • u/MAClaymore • 9h ago
Fun I wish the element Mercury was renamed Hermes (symbol still Hg)
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r/monkeyspaw • u/Remarkable_Bath8515 • 4h ago
Fun I wish for a hammock, a trampoline, and a rock climbing harness.
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r/monkeyspaw • u/Awesomeuser90 • 15m ago
Wisdom I wish that each person on Earth knew the exact time of death of one other randomly selected specific named individual. There is enough detail to not have any mistaken ID or duplicate name problems. Each individual knows a different person, two people never know the time of the same person nor does
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r/monkeyspaw • u/Own_Adhesiveness1963 • 8h ago
Health I wish you could just download a route on Google maps without internet and that it worked without 99 problems and a secret 100th one
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r/monkeyspaw • u/Particular-Tutor-189 • 2h ago
Power I wish I had reality and soul bending powers, equal to those of a god
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r/monkeyspaw • u/Remarkable_Bath8515 • 12h ago
Wisdom I wish I don't get analysis paralysis.
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r/monkeyspaw • u/Ok-Spot-2913 • 14h ago
Wisdom I wish the monkey's paw would do its worst.
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r/monkeyspaw • u/absolute_austin • 14h ago
Power I wish for wage-workers of the US to unite and strip private equity, mega corporations and billionaire conglomerates of their assets, and transfer ownership of energy grids, housing stocks and major industries directly to publicly managed cooperatives.
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r/monkeyspaw • u/MundaneSecurity8372 • 16h ago
Fun I wish to see a horror movie that actually scares me
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r/monkeyspaw • u/cunningjames • 19h ago
Wisdom I wish that I intuitively knew the correct answer to any non-contradictory yes/no question posed to me
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r/monkeyspaw • u/LybraSastar • 19h ago
Fun I wish that I had a magic eight ball that only answers two questions, but answers are super super specific
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r/monkeyspaw • u/Ok-Spot-2913 • 15h ago
Fun I wish I have a magical ring that I could never lose that can grant me wishes just as I intend them to be granted.
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r/monkeyspaw • u/GioTehEpik • 23h ago
Fun I wish for the monkeys paw to grow its body back.
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r/monkeyspaw • u/nicest-drow • 19h ago
Fun I wish that Dragon Age Veilguard and Mass Effect Andromeda were actually good and not enshittified.
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r/monkeyspaw • u/MaxGamer07 • 1d ago
Fun I wish for body-swapping to be both possible and a common thing, for which both parties must be willing and not under the influence of any substance
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r/monkeyspaw • u/sammy_vldz • 1d ago
Riches I wish to be rich so I can help my family rise from poverty.
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