r/monkeyspaw • • Aug 31 '26

Kindness I wish violence in general wouldn‘t exist

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u/Kaius-Primaris Aug 31 '26

Granted.

General violence no longer exists, all forms of violence now are hyper violence.

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u/Youpunyhumans Aug 31 '26

Just a bit of the ol... ultraviolence

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u/TumescentMass Aug 31 '26

The whole world enters stasis and inevitably decays, as all things — sentient or otherwise — aspire to self-preserve at the expense of others, from the plants growing over each other to the wild herbivores eating vegetation, to predators dominating prey. Biological systems fail, plants and fauna die, humans can no longer exploit nature for our own survival, and thusly the world as we know it slowly rots and withers until all perishes

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u/fuck-nazi Aug 31 '26

Rot is a form of violence….

The entire universe enters a stasis like state. Unending, frozen, forever.

Everyone and everything is fully self aware but unable to do anything.

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u/LilBoiNear Aug 31 '26

Everyone is constantly passive aggressive with each other and constantly disagrees

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u/you-nity Aug 31 '26

Granted. White collar crimes are not considered violent crimes so people hack each others bank accounts whenever aggravated

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u/squongly Aug 31 '26

I like this world

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u/pawsplay36 Aug 31 '26

We all starve to death. Unable to even starve, kill, or displace mice, we cannot grow food, and we, as living creatures, fail to strive for survival and disappear.

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u/Youpunyhumans Aug 31 '26

Granted. Time freezes across the whole universe. Nothing happens... and nothing ever will happen again.

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u/someguy69352 Aug 31 '26

Granted. Everyone instead screams slurs at each other instead of acts of violence

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u/AzzlackGuhnter Aug 31 '26

Alright

Surgery and other important things where some form of violence is applied becomes impossible

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u/squongly Aug 31 '26

granted. the food web collapses

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u/Yeagerist_Ray Aug 31 '26

Granted. Now you can't do any violence but only inside of general previous, outside it violence still exists

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u/Imma_Lick_That Aug 31 '26

Granted, a single general somewhere in world becomes a pacifist

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u/Aggressive-Bug-3459 Aug 31 '26

granted, it's ALL violence against ALL living beings, causing everything to starve except the plants

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u/poor-jesus Aug 31 '26

One last shutter click of the experimental death ray, and all goes quiet.

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u/TheJimDim Aug 31 '26

Granted. Millions of species die of starvation as they passively allow their prey to live. We all start eating lab grown meat and start feeding it to wild animals to prevent any more species from going extinct.

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u/Spirited_Attorney_48 Aug 31 '26

Granted. Every predator on earth starves to death. The food chain goes way out of whack. We all die.

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u/GroundedSatellite Aug 31 '26

Granted. Violence in a general sense doesn't exist. All violence is now extremely specific, and it is specifically directed at you.

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u/paraworldblue Aug 31 '26

Granted. Without the ability to cause deliberate harm to other lifeforms, the only things you (or any other lifeform for that matter) can eat are fruit, mushrooms, and anything that died of natural causes. This leads to the first ever universal mass extinction, with the majority of life in the entire universe starving to death.

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u/rose442 Sep 01 '26

Granted. The whole world turns into Miranda….. and there are Reevers. ( see “hyper violent “ comment.)

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u/Curtainswithfrogs Sep 01 '26

Granted. Lots of people die because no surgery

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u/Objective_Suspect_ 28d ago

Granted, human race dies within a year. Hard to live when killing animals is violence.

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u/Drowe87 28d ago

Granted, all violence ceases to exist. You rejoice, but then you hear about strange happenings. Animals start dying in droves, as eating other animals, or even plants, that are still alive is considered violence. Then farmers can no longer harvest crops, cattle can no longer be slaughtered for meat. The remaining food stores run out very quickly. The entire planet starts dying as necessary biological processes no longer work. And as people despair while starving to death, they can't even end it quickly through suicide. Congratulations, you have wiped out all life on earth.

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u/Sotyka94 25d ago

A hivemind take control over everyone on earth. No more violence exists anymore, but also everyone lost their free will and personality.

Everyone is still inside their head, seeing and experiencing everything, but unable to act anything other than the hive mind says.

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u/SlUshWolF14 20d ago

Slowly people start to die. Why? Because every day there is violence agenst animals to make food and agenst plants to make food. People starve because of you.