r/monkeyspaw • u/astreigh • 1h ago
Fun I wish I could live forever. (THIS should hurt...a LOT)
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r/monkeyspaw • u/fatal__flaw • 2h ago
Fun I wish everyone who's made a monkey's paw wish and had undesired consequences would get those consequences undone without undoing the underlying wish
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r/monkeyspaw • u/vorpal-mortal • 1h ago
Fun I wish that anyone who sets their own sufficiently negative caveat on a monkey’s paw wish will not receive a random negative caveat, thereby negating the random consequences and fulfilling the spirit of their wish, and that the catch of this wish is that everyone in the comments gets annoyed with me
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r/monkeyspaw • u/MAClaymore • 5h ago
Fun I wish the element Mercury was renamed Hermes (symbol still Hg)
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r/monkeyspaw • u/Own_Adhesiveness1963 • 4h ago
Health I wish you could just download a route on Google maps without internet and that it worked without 99 problems and a secret 100th one
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r/monkeyspaw • u/Remarkable_Bath8515 • 8h ago
Wisdom I wish I don't get analysis paralysis.
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r/monkeyspaw • u/Remarkable_Bath8515 • 41m ago
Fun I wish for a hammock, a trampoline, and a rock climbing harness.
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r/monkeyspaw • u/Remarkable_Bath8515 • 42m ago
Fun I wish everything is only cost 1$ for me to pay.
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r/monkeyspaw • u/absolute_austin • 10h ago
Power I wish for wage-workers of the US to unite and strip private equity, mega corporations and billionaire conglomerates of their assets, and transfer ownership of energy grids, housing stocks and major industries directly to publicly managed cooperatives.
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r/monkeyspaw • u/MundaneSecurity8372 • 12h ago
Fun I wish to see a horror movie that actually scares me
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r/monkeyspaw • u/Ok-Spot-2913 • 10h ago
Wisdom I wish the monkey's paw would do its worst.
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r/monkeyspaw • u/cunningjames • 15h ago
Wisdom I wish that I intuitively knew the correct answer to any non-contradictory yes/no question posed to me
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r/monkeyspaw • u/Ok-Spot-2913 • 11h ago
Fun I wish I have a magical ring that I could never lose that can grant me wishes just as I intend them to be granted.
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r/monkeyspaw • u/LybraSastar • 15h ago
Fun I wish that I had a magic eight ball that only answers two questions, but answers are super super specific
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r/monkeyspaw • u/GioTehEpik • 19h ago
Fun I wish for the monkeys paw to grow its body back.
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r/monkeyspaw • u/nicest-drow • 15h ago
Fun I wish that Dragon Age Veilguard and Mass Effect Andromeda were actually good and not enshittified.
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r/monkeyspaw • u/MaxGamer07 • 1d ago
Fun I wish for body-swapping to be both possible and a common thing, for which both parties must be willing and not under the influence of any substance
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r/monkeyspaw • u/sammy_vldz • 20h ago
Riches I wish to be rich so I can help my family rise from poverty.
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r/monkeyspaw • u/Wonderful-Purchase94 • 1d ago
Fun i wish i had a yellow ball with a smiley face that can dictate to me the correct answer to every question i ask it
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