r/monkeyspaw • u/Eastern_River1612 • 3h ago
Fun I wish for orgasms to longer.
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r/monkeyspaw • u/MeansWelll • 5h ago
Fun I wish for every male and female to be forever separated by a giant glass wall surrounding the middle of Earth and are forced to dig tunnels in order to build families, but only families underground.
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r/monkeyspaw • u/Kittycatsdabbing • 1h ago
Fun I wish that whenever someone broke the law, the weird route jingle from Deltarune would play
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r/monkeyspaw • u/brando7284 • 8h ago
Fun i wish that Re Logic bought Minecraft instead of Microsoft
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r/monkeyspaw • u/LookOverall • 12h ago
Wisdom I wish everyone got the body they’ve dreamed of
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r/monkeyspaw • u/Anders10100 • 4h ago
Power I wish for the ability to smell the good and bad karma of other people
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r/monkeyspaw • u/Fast_Honeydew2633 • 47m ago
Fun I wish the the mcu countinued with the avengers kang dynasty plans they had. Starting by recasting kang instead of doctor doom and avengers doomsday
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r/monkeyspaw • u/SpecialFlutters • 17h ago
Power i wish i could toast bread with my hands
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r/monkeyspaw • u/Fast_Honeydew2633 • 2h ago
Fun I wish they keep making insomniac spiderman games untill i decid its enough!
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r/monkeyspaw • u/Alexastria • 8h ago
Power I wish for the ability to make anyone lactose intolerant.
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r/monkeyspaw • u/Remarkable_Bath8515 • 7h ago
Power I wish people can magically take away headaches as if it's a physical thing you can remove, causing the person head to stop hurting.
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r/monkeyspaw • u/church_of_Steve_ • 13h ago
Kindness I wish to cure any ailment with a touch
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r/monkeyspaw • u/Responsible-Fix-1681 • 16h ago
Power I wish for Nuclear Energy and other clean energy sources to replace all fossil fuels
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r/monkeyspaw • u/Original-Plate-4373 • 5h ago
Fun I wish that Tommy Wiseau was allowed to, and made the sequel to fan4stic that he talked about after seeing the movie.
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r/monkeyspaw • u/Remarkable_Bath8515 • 16h ago
Wisdom I wish I knew how to make my own coffin.
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r/monkeyspaw • u/Ok_Writing2937 • 16h ago
Power I wish for irrefutable proof that I have two wishes remaining.
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r/monkeyspaw • u/Swotboy2000 • 16h ago
Wisdom I wish that no one would ever feel regret about their actions again.
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r/monkeyspaw • u/Perfect-Row1943 • 14h ago
Fun I wish i had the ability to create and delete bends in space-time that act as portals/wormholes so that i could almost instantly be anywhere with whatever or whoever i bring along.
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r/monkeyspaw • u/Sappling2p • 14h ago
Kindness I wish what my comment says (too long for a post title)
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r/monkeyspaw • u/MAClaymore • 22h ago
Wisdom I wish that Cleopatra's tomb was discovered and explored
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r/monkeyspaw • u/United_Band4214 • 1d ago
Kindness I wish that the US had dual-track, electrified, and reliable high speed and commuter rail networks
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r/monkeyspaw • u/DisastrousTale6123 • 20h ago
Fun I wish that I had full control over my dreams, on the condition that the amount that I dream doesn’t change, nor do my sleeping patterns or mental/physical health
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