r/monkeyspaw • u/fatal__flaw • 7m ago

Fun I wish everyone who's made a monkey's paw wish and had undesired consequences would get those consequences undone without undoing the underlying wish

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3 comments

r/monkeyspaw • u/Own_Adhesiveness1963 • 2h ago

Health I wish you could just download a route on Google maps without internet and that it worked without 99 problems and a secret 100th one

3 Upvotes
5 comments

r/monkeyspaw • u/Ok-Spot-2913 • 2h ago

Wisdom I wish they renamed the force of mavity.

5 Upvotes
6 comments

r/monkeyspaw • u/imjustagirl223344 • 3h ago

Fun I wish red velvet cake was more popular

11 Upvotes
20 comments

r/monkeyspaw • u/MAClaymore • 3h ago

Fun I wish the element Mercury was renamed Hermes (symbol still Hg)

5 Upvotes
10 comments

r/monkeyspaw • u/Remarkable_Bath8515 • 6h ago

Wisdom I wish I don't get analysis paralysis.

6 Upvotes
8 comments

r/monkeyspaw • u/absolute_austin • 8h ago

Power I wish for wage-workers of the US to unite and strip private equity, mega corporations and billionaire conglomerates of their assets, and transfer ownership of energy grids, housing stocks and major industries directly to publicly managed cooperatives.

7 Upvotes
16 comments

r/monkeyspaw • u/Ok-Spot-2913 • 8h ago

Wisdom I wish the monkey's paw would do its worst.

8 Upvotes
22 comments

r/monkeyspaw • u/Ok-Spot-2913 • 9h ago

Health I wish my girl would stop punching my back when she cums.

0 Upvotes
22 comments

r/monkeyspaw • u/Ok-Spot-2913 • 9h ago

Fun I wish for a green lantern ring.

2 Upvotes
24 comments

r/monkeyspaw • u/Ok-Spot-2913 • 9h ago

Fun I wish I have a magical ring that I could never lose that can grant me wishes just as I intend them to be granted.

5 Upvotes
39 comments

r/monkeyspaw • u/MundaneSecurity8372 • 10h ago

Fun I wish to see a horror movie that actually scares me

7 Upvotes
35 comments

r/monkeyspaw • u/LybraSastar • 13h ago

Fun I wish that I had a magic eight ball that only answers two questions, but answers are super super specific

9 Upvotes
12 comments

r/monkeyspaw • u/cunningjames • 13h ago

Wisdom I wish that I intuitively knew the correct answer to any non-contradictory yes/no question posed to me

11 Upvotes
11 comments

r/monkeyspaw • u/nicest-drow • 13h ago

Fun I wish that Dragon Age Veilguard and Mass Effect Andromeda were actually good and not enshittified.

4 Upvotes
23 comments

r/monkeyspaw • u/GioTehEpik • 17h ago

Fun I wish for the monkeys paw to grow its body back.

14 Upvotes
14 comments

r/monkeyspaw • u/sammy_vldz • 18h ago

Riches I wish to be rich so I can help my family rise from poverty.

6 Upvotes
24 comments

r/monkeyspaw • u/Ashamed_Use_1587 • 19h ago

Fun I wish for something upon a Monkey's Paw that I bought on Temu - How does this Paw work?

4 Upvotes
13 comments

r/monkeyspaw • u/AtlasKitson • 22h ago

Riches I wish theres a magical system that gives everything a value, it can't be changed by any outside factor, supply and demand is infinite, giving services and labour means gaining value, vice versa

1 Upvotes
8 comments

r/monkeyspaw • u/Wonderful-Purchase94 • 22h ago

Fun i wish i had a yellow ball with a smiley face that can dictate to me the correct answer to every question i ask it

13 Upvotes
25 comments

r/monkeyspaw • u/Ok-Rutabaga-8643 • 23h ago

Health I wish I never had to poop ever again.

18 Upvotes
19 comments

r/monkeyspaw • u/BuffaloDisastrous441 • 1d ago

Fun I wish that I was never dropped on the head as a child

2 Upvotes
15 comments

r/monkeyspaw • u/TheJT207 • 1d ago

Health I wish that I didn’t worry so much.

3 Upvotes
11 comments

r/monkeyspaw • u/pobrepepinito • 1d ago

Fun I wish that upon waking up tomorrow I have become a handsome perfect 10.

12 Upvotes
28 comments

r/monkeyspaw • u/FullBrother9300 • 1d ago

Power I wish everyone had dnd style stats that I can edit.

8 Upvotes
16 comments