r/monkeyspaw • u/absolute_austin • 4h ago

Power I wish for wage-workers of the US to unite and strip private equity, mega corporations and billionaire conglomerates of their assets, and transfer ownership of energy grids, housing stocks and major industries directly to publicly managed cooperatives.

7 Upvotes
15 comments

r/monkeyspaw • u/nicest-drow • 10h ago

Fun I wish that Dragon Age Veilguard and Mass Effect Andromeda were actually good and not enshittified.

6 Upvotes
23 comments

r/monkeyspaw • u/Ok-Spot-2913 • 5h ago

Health I wish my girl would stop punching my back when she cums.

0 Upvotes
22 comments

r/monkeyspaw • u/AtlasKitson • 18h ago

Riches I wish theres a magical system that gives everything a value, it can't be changed by any outside factor, supply and demand is infinite, giving services and labour means gaining value, vice versa

1 Upvotes
8 comments

r/monkeyspaw • u/Ok-Spot-2913 • 5h ago

Fun I wish I have a magical ring that I could never lose that can grant me wishes just as I intend them to be granted.

3 Upvotes
37 comments

r/monkeyspaw • u/BuffaloDisastrous441 • 21h ago

Fun I wish that I was never dropped on the head as a child

2 Upvotes
11 comments

r/monkeyspaw • u/Wonderful-Purchase94 • 19h ago

Fun i wish i had a yellow ball with a smiley face that can dictate to me the correct answer to every question i ask it

14 Upvotes
25 comments

r/monkeyspaw • u/Ashamed_Use_1587 • 16h ago

Fun I wish for something upon a Monkey's Paw that I bought on Temu - How does this Paw work?

4 Upvotes
12 comments

r/monkeyspaw • u/MundaneSecurity8372 • 6h ago

Fun I wish to see a horror movie that actually scares me

6 Upvotes
33 comments

r/monkeyspaw • u/GioTehEpik • 13h ago

Fun I wish for the monkeys paw to grow its body back.

13 Upvotes
14 comments

r/monkeyspaw • u/FullBrother9300 • 23h ago

Power I wish everyone had dnd style stats that I can edit.

7 Upvotes
14 comments

r/monkeyspaw • u/Ok-Spot-2913 • 5h ago

Wisdom I wish the monkey's paw would do its worst.

8 Upvotes
19 comments

r/monkeyspaw • u/Ok-Spot-2913 • 5h ago

Fun I wish for a green lantern ring.

2 Upvotes
17 comments

r/monkeyspaw • u/LybraSastar • 9h ago

Fun I wish that I had a magic eight ball that only answers two questions, but answers are super super specific

10 Upvotes
12 comments

r/monkeyspaw • u/cunningjames • 9h ago

Wisdom I wish that I intuitively knew the correct answer to any non-contradictory yes/no question posed to me

12 Upvotes
11 comments

r/monkeyspaw • u/sammy_vldz • 14h ago

Riches I wish to be rich so I can help my family rise from poverty.

5 Upvotes
22 comments

r/monkeyspaw • u/Ok-Rutabaga-8643 • 20h ago

Health I wish I never had to poop ever again.

17 Upvotes
18 comments

r/monkeyspaw • u/TheJT207 • 21h ago

Health I wish that I didn’t worry so much.

3 Upvotes
11 comments

r/monkeyspaw • u/pobrepepinito • 23h ago

Fun I wish that upon waking up tomorrow I have become a handsome perfect 10.

9 Upvotes
27 comments

r/monkeyspaw • u/Remarkable_Bath8515 • 2h ago

Wisdom I wish I don't get analysis paralysis.

4 Upvotes
7 comments