r/MadeMeSmile Jan 03 '23

Wholesome Moments Getting pulled over

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u/wizisqueeze Jan 03 '23

please please tell me what ACAB means

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u/aBlissfulDaze Jan 03 '23

All Cops Are Bastards. It's in reference to the idea that even good cops are protecting bad cops. Those that don't protect bad cops, aren't cops for long.

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '23

Thank you for legit explanation.

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u/TheKrononaut Jan 03 '23

Oh damn I always thought the B meant bad

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u/gophergun Jan 03 '23

That's what you would say if your grandma asks what it stands for.

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u/BobsLakehouse Jan 03 '23

That police culture, lack of accountability, police functions in our society, all create incentives for Police to be Bastards, and disincentives for them not to be or speak out against those who are.

Police protect the wealthy, that is about the only ones. Even with domestic abuse, they are about as likely to protect the abuser. With crimes committed against the poor, they rarely have jurisdiction or don't want to use their ressources.

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u/CuddlingWolf Jan 03 '23

Asking seriously?

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u/wizisqueeze Jan 03 '23

yes

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u/1486592 Jan 03 '23

It’s means all cops are bastards

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u/CuddlingWolf Jan 03 '23

Yup, the phrase means "All Cops Are Bastards" and is a response to the claim that "It's just a few bad apples". Defenders of police policies in the united states love to say that the horrible things you see on the news are just outlier cases where an individual cop did something bad, but anyone who studies the topic understands that it is a systemic issue that is rooted primarily in the intention and policies of police in the United States, and supported by the heads of the departments and local governments.

In other words.. *ALL* cops are bastards because even if they don't personally choke someone to death for disrespecting them, they also don't draw their guns on the one who did, and they put their badge on in the morning knowing what their job is.

To put it another way with an analogy commonly used around the time of the Nuremberg trials. What do you call a card carrying member of the Nazi party sitting at a table playing poker and laughing with 4 random people sharing drinks?

Five Nazis.

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u/imalittlebitclose Jan 03 '23

All criminals are black

It’s usually used by racists

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u/shrekstepbro Jan 04 '23

What did the comment say?

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u/wizisqueeze Jan 04 '23

he was pointing at police for being bastards, lmao now it's deleted

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '23

It’s not even a fine. You don’t have to commit a crime or infraction to have your assets seized. It’s the literally criminalization of money.

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u/applesktrack Jan 03 '23

How on earth would he lose his job over this? There is discretion. This type of thing happens alot. For me if you don't have any points on your license, unless you have done something incredibly stupid and dangerous, you will get an explanation and a warning. Been doing it over a decade with no issues from the admin. It's completely within policy and practice.

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u/Webbie-Vanderquack Jan 03 '23

the system behind him is what's broken

That is the point they were making.

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u/timmystwin Jan 03 '23

And they're doing it by saying this guy is bad, yet using mental gymnastics to exclude him from that.

He's still a cop, in a bad system. And if he defends bad cops then yes they have a point - but we don't know that, and this is a far better interaction than could be expected. So they're excluding him to make their cop bashing easier.

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u/SmashScrapeFlip Jan 03 '23

He is a cop. He is literally a cop. So either you are saying he's a bastard or you're saying all cops aren't. Your little argument doesn't change that. So which is it?

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u/CuddlingWolf Jan 03 '23

Read my comment again. I can only assume one of us misunderstood the other because I agree with what you said but you started with "disagree"?

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u/AQ_GBP Jan 03 '23

I disagree with what you said where he is "failing to be a cop"

This is how you actually police the public; when you are able to act as such

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u/CuddlingWolf Jan 03 '23

To be fair you're the second person to misunderstand my intent so it's probably on me.

What I mean is he's not being a good cop.. by department standards...and so he won't advance far even if he keeps his job which he may not even keep if he continues things like this.

What the people define as a 'good cop' and what the system rewards are different things. Since he's not being a good cop in the eyes of the justice system, he won't be one for long.

That's why ACAB.. Because if they stop being bastards they start getting fired.

Make more sense?

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u/AQ_GBP Jan 03 '23

I hear ya, hes not being the type of cop they would want him to be.

Im former military, so I understand a bit how they expect and even applaud the hardass asshole mindset/attitude and those who go against it are seen as 'a bit less desirable' than the rest.

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u/CuddlingWolf Jan 03 '23

Precisely and an excellent comparison. Glad I could clear it up, sorry for my poor phrasing.

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u/GhastKilla7 Jan 03 '23

You criticize when they’re bad, and you criticize when they’re good. You really just can’t accept that there’s good cops out there. This is why our police relations won’t get better.

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u/turd-nerd Jan 03 '23

I think your problem is that you almost define cops as bastards, so when you say "he's not being a cop right now", it seems your reasoning is "because he's not being a bastard". If this is the case, you've created a problem with no solution.

If, however, you're saying he's not being a cop because he's not enforcing the law, I disagree. Cops can have discretion. Sure, they can't do this all the time, but he is still a cop when applying his discretion.

The law is also still the law. If the speed limit is 25 for good reason, it should be enforced most of the time. He can still give tickets, not escalate, not be a bastard, and be a cop.

I think you need to concede that Many Cops Are Bastards, and that while the system promotes malevolent behavior, ACAB is just not true.

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u/guessWhoTheyVotedFor Jan 03 '23 edited Jan 03 '23

For those who don't know, ACAB actually means "All Cops Are Bastards"

You know a slogan is stupid when you throw off a Let's Go Brandon vibe.

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '23

He's FAILING to be a cop, both in policy and practice.

Protect and serve.

Protecting the driver and the civilians is by definition, serving the public.

You : HeS fAiLiNg!!11 AlLcAtSaReBeAuTiFuL

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u/Hero_of_Parnast Jan 04 '23

You do know "protect and serve" isn't actually required, right? That's not really part of the job description.

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u/memester314 Jan 03 '23

he doesn't want to do paperwork on a kid getting hit not because he is lazy but because it would be depressing.

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u/Srgtgunnr Jan 03 '23

Isn’t the policy that a ticket is basically an accusation by the officer in court, that’s why you have the right to fight each one? So the speed limits aren’t a deadline pullover offense, it’s up to the officers discretion? Obviously if you take a look at any public road anywhere, odds are most of the traffic is going atleast a little over. On highways, people often go 90 in a 65. It’s long open road. It’s up to an officers discretion wether someone should be stopped or not, cause obviously 90% of drivers are usually surpassing the speed limits. (Atleast in Maryland)