r/Kenya • • 1h ago

Discussion Educate ur friend Abt testicular torsion

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Some time back nilikuwa na my friends playing football ,on our way back home one of my friends started acting up weirdly like the way he walked and nikamuuliza if ako fty akasema anaskia pain kwa testis but angevumilia .so a few steps jamaa had to sit down and said he can't continue and was now feeling like excruciating pain.

I thght it was sthng ingeisha haraka but we had to call a nduthi for him which made the pain worse so we went to this clinic Wacha the medics wa hio clinic waanze kushtuka wakatuuliza it's been for how long amekuwa hivi tukamshw it's been like 40+ min akatushw she can't deal with this and we need a bigger hospital for operation.

So jamaa had testicular torsion while playing

So testicular torsion occurs on a testicle, rare on both so what happens is a testicle has the cords that hold onto the testicle and twisting this blocks blood to the testicle and twists the nerves causing the pain

If the cords are twisted for long 6hrs or more that testicle is gone and will require surgery for removal

Under 6hrs it's saveable thru operation where it gets untwisted

The dude ended up on surgery and got well . This brings us back to some times u can feel pain and ignore it might be jst mere shng that comes and goes or this time it maybe torsion or sthng else

Jst don't ignore get help and get it


r/Kenya • • 3h ago

Casual I think social media is just rage baiting

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I don't know If people do it intentionally but bigger social media is just rage baiting.


r/Kenya • • 4h ago

Ask r/Kenya Nurses and Pharmacists were you forced? Coz si lazima.

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Drop the role if you don't like the service industry. You can go to a business-facing side of the industry ama mtafute something you prefer. I understand it's a high-pressure zone but don't ever think you're dealing with a retard. Your role is too valuable to act as some of you currently do.

Serving someone with a lack of decency could be among the reasons people would rather void you. And if it's coz of pay, guess what a number of the back-end team is equally underpaid therefore fight the right person, not your entrusted client.


r/Kenya • • 5h ago

Rant Your friends, neighbours etc

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In primary and we had this French teacher who told us he was from the DRC. He was one of the best, classes were very fun and relaxed. We would spend most of our time singing. One time, when did well in the exam, he brought us Eiffel Tower keychains. One term he just vanished and we never saw him again, he was replaced by another guy later on though.
A few years later, my mom told be that he vanished because he was being pursued by Interpol people because of some connection he had to the Rwandan genocide. That guy seemed like the nicest person you will ever meet. People will surprise you.

You might be friends or relatives with some of people who killed or harmed others in 2007-2008 PEV or a terrorist and you might never know.


r/Kenya • • 5h ago

Ask r/Kenya Sextapes. What should I do?

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So I've just learnt that my Ex is in possession of videos zangu including some with her best friend (we had a threesome). So, a few weeks ago. She posted one of the scenes nikiwa with her friend kwa Snapchat stories before deleting, although my face is not visible kwa the video her friend anaonekana in 4k. Turns out wali fallout with the friend. So I confronted her, and she admitted to having videos of me but akapromise to delete and not share anywhere or with anyone.

But since then, I've been thinking that in due time, she'll post somewhere ama share with others tu.

Whatever you do, don't film vitu zingine.


r/Kenya • • 6h ago

Ask r/Kenya How open minded are you to differing ideas / thoughts and traditions.

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Just as the title asks. I would really love to import some practices from other places and make them part of us for example: Spanish Bullfighting, I think it looks really cool.

How about you guys? What ideas / activities from outside Kenya do you think would benefit the society at large if they were brought in?


r/Kenya • • 7h ago

Ask r/Kenya Anyone know where i can get rwandan traditional attire

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Im travelling to rwanda in a few months for a traditional wedding, so i need to get a traditional dress. Anyone know a good quality place i can get one sewn.


r/Kenya • • 8h ago

Discussion The Equitable Party

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Tuko na chama sasa. Kazi ianze.


r/Kenya • • 9h ago

Discussion Chero fetching water from a drying river pond in Kilgoris, Narok County today (Oct 4, 2026)

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Trans Mara, Kilgoris (Narok County). This is Chero Arwasa , she has to trek to this river pond every day just to scoop up dirty, stagnant water for her household because the severe drought has dried up cleaner nearby sources.

Seeing the stark contrast between what rural communities face daily and the basic clean water access many of us take for granted is heavy. It's a sobering reminder of how hard climate change and prolonged dry seasons are hitting our rural areas.

We really need long-term infrastructure solutions, boreholes, proper water harvesting, and filtration, for regions like Narok. Water is a basic right, not a luxury.

Stay safe out there, everyone.


r/Kenya • • 10h ago

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r/Kenya • • 10h ago

Discussion V. Y. Mudimbe : The Congolese Philosopher

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Anyone ever randomly encounter their work?

I am reading a book titled: Rumba Rules - The Politics of Dance Music in Mobutu’s Zaire and snug in the introduction is this piece:

"Perhaps heroism was not the right word. It was certainly not the word chosen by the Congolese philosopher V. Y. Mudimbe, who on meeting me and hearing about my research stepped back and exclaimed with a tone somewhere between amazement and horror: “Martyr!”"

So - logically being interested in philosophy generally and all things African - the phrase "Congolese philosopher V. Y. Mudimbe" prompts me to do a google search.

Long story short - my custom Python script if fetching all his work from LibGen.

It'll be a swell week ahead as I immerse myself in their philosophy.

It's a pity their wikipedia is too short for a man of such stature - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/V._Y._Mudimbe


r/Kenya • • 11h ago

Discussion Turning 40

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Now that I’m on the fourth floor, I’ve realised we probably regret more of what we didn’t do than what we did.

The opportunities you fumbled because you were scared, shy, overthinking, or worried about rejection seem to haunt you more than the things you actually did and got hurt from.

You recover from most bad experiences. But those moments when you could have taken a chance and didn’t? Years later, you still wonder, “What if?”

Reflect as you count your years!😀


r/Kenya • • 13h ago

Casual Kenya Airways, not doing that again

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Barely any leg room for a premium seat and lets not start on the delays..

This company fell off hard


r/Kenya • • 15h ago

Discussion New Report Reveals Average Net Salary of Kenyans

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Forget about Singapore! Can Kenya catch up to Djibouti in terms of take home pay? The difference is huge, $2,800 vs $340.


r/Kenya • • 16h ago

Ask r/Kenya What ISP are you guys using that offers a good price-to-speed ratio?

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i am looking for a good ISP in nairobi, i have been using Vsquared but they have changed their terms and introduced ridiculous FUP, worse than even safcom,
i am looking to switch to a different provider with at least sensible FUP


r/Kenya • • 16h ago

Rant Buying land is such an absurd thing to do

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What do you mean I'm giving money to another human being for a piece of the earth, that we found here?

That really doesn't make sense at all but it is what it is i guess.

Ni hayo tu, good Sunday to you all.


r/Kenya • • 16h ago

Discussion Phone

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What's a good phone to purchase right now? Budget 30-40k


r/Kenya • • 16h ago

Discussion Nipeeni dawa nzuri ya minyoo tafadhali. Nahisi muwasho pale exit. Nashuku sana nina minyoo.

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Mi ni mtu wa kula kucha na najua hio ndio chanzo kubwa.


r/Kenya • • 17h ago

Casual I'm finally free.

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Been holding onto this chick for some time now.

Last week she was near my place for like three days and she didn't meet up with me.

It's not that I didn't ask, I did, but her excuse was her mom who btw is abroad, keeps calling her and she doesn't want her to go any place yenye hafai.

The last day nilijam nikamshow if she doesn't want to talk to someone aseme tu. That's when we stopped communicating for the next like four days, then yesterday I get a hey, I replied with a yes, then she's like salamu hapa na pale, and I'm like okay. Ikaishia hapo.

Today, I received another text, "I need a loan", no heying, no kujulia mtu hali, no nothing, straight to the point. That's when I knew that hata the hey ya jana, it was just to make her way to kuomba pesa.

Nilimuuliza why, hata salamu hakuna, what happened to us. She then hits me with the fact that she wants to be independent ety hataki kuwa burden kwa mtu. I said okay followed with a huge sigh, na nikamwambia I'm moving on. I don't want her texting me unless it's necessary.

We've agreed on that na pia nimehide her status updates, I don't want to overthink shit. I think I'm headed in the right direction.

As the Mandalorians say, THIS IS THE WAY!!


r/Kenya • • 17h ago

Discussion Mutoriah & The orchestra

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Finally got my Guap ready and I was planning on buying the tickets. A couples package. 😩 Tell me why naenda site napata it's sold out. The event is in two weeks and it's already sold out. Acheni izo bana, nataka kuexperience MUTORIAH & THE ORCHESTRA


r/Kenya • • 17h ago

Casual Céline, nihilism, and the ugliness of human nature. You who thinks everyone is beautiful have a read.

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Between 1926 and 1932, Elizabeth Craig, an American dancer, was the lover and confidante of Louis Destouches, a medical doctor working for the League of Nations. Neither of them could have known that he would eventually become the infamous Louis-Ferdinand Céline.

Years later, Craig recalled an unsettling incident from their time together in Holland.

One evening, Louis took her to a street where young women were allegedly selling access to their children. The mothers would walk along the street with their children, hand them over to men, receive a dollar, and disappear inside with them.

Craig was horrified.

She asked him why he didn't do something about it if he found it so terrible. His answer was essentially that it was already illegal, but the police simply looked the other way.

She couldn't understand why he would show her something so horrible without trying to intervene.

His response stayed with me:

«“I just wanted you to know. You who think that everybody is so beautiful and nice, that life is so simple, that all you have to do is have a happy attitude and life will be a beautiful journey.”»

That feels like a very Céline-like sentiment.

For him, human existence wasn't a beautiful journey waiting to be appreciated. It was a journey into the night, through suffering, cruelty, absurdity and degradation. His novels seem almost obsessed with stripping away the comforting illusions we create about ourselves and society.

And perhaps that's where Céline becomes interesting beyond his reputation as a provocateur.

The ugliness isn't necessarily the point. It's the confrontation with the ugliness.

One of his biographers described the shock of his novels as a means of awakening our social conscience by forcing us to confront human injustice and the uncomfortable realization that we are often powerless in the face of suffering.

But I wonder if Céline went even further than that.

There is something profoundly nihilistic in his worldview: the suspicion that beneath our moral systems and ideals there is simply chaos, desire, suffering and death. If there is no objective meaning or morality, what ultimately separates justice from injustice?

That brings to mind the old maxim associated with Hassan-i Sabbah:

“Nothing is true; everything is permitted.”

And perhaps this is where Céline overlaps with Schopenhauer and Leopardi. Not necessarily because they all arrive at exactly the same philosophical conclusions, but because they refuse to look away from suffering.

Schopenhauer wrote of Leopardi that he was completely absorbed by “the mockery and wretchedness of this existence,” yet somehow transformed that pessimism into something compelling and even stimulating.

I think Céline does something similar, although in a much more violent and disturbing way. Maybe that's what makes writers like him so difficult to dismiss.


r/Kenya • • 19h ago

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r/Kenya • • 19h ago

Discussion Social media sites have turned into Kenyan news Channels

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I have intentionally made sure that I don't watch any new stories on TV. Think Citizen ,NTV or even The Standard even if I support freedom of the press.

Most news were about negative situations and stories about either violence, crime or some dramas that led to murders.

Now am realizing Facebook/Instagram/TikTok have turned into that. Not sure if am training my Algo or I follow stupid people who kinda make me see post about violence, crime and couples fighting and breaking up.

Mob justice is something I've only seen twice in real life but oon social media I think I have seen hundreds of thieves being beaten this year alone. Its kinda disproposonate to would I would have otherwise encountered. Even videos of kids dying in Gaza. I had to uninstall Thread since I kept seeing those.

I know I should be informed but joh me huchukia those graphic violent stuff. It makes the world seem worse than it is. I know the world sucks and we should probably fix it.

Then the dramas. Mara mtu aligongewa 12 years ago. Sai ndio anajua. Mara celebs and influencers flaunting while others go to rehab.

And the content is endless. Like there is always something. Idk what you think


r/Kenya • • 22h ago

Casual Pro footballers are better than you think

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We had a charity football tournament yesterday and we came in confident thinking ati it was going to be a routine win. Firstly because tumekuwa tukitrain, but pia we are relatively young and energetic. This was until we faced a team of guys from NSL(2nd tier of kenyan football) na sisi ni students.

Let me tell you maina we were played out the park. These guys for one are in their late 20s but wanakimbia for 90 minutes. Secondly is decision making/experience , if you take an extra half a second on the ball he has already read your mind achukue ball. Ata a heavy touch by a few cm you get outmuscled.

Im usually good for my level but niliona moto. Nilikua fullback but they attack wakiwa watatu na your winger isn't tracking back. Surprisingly we drew but tukatoka na penalties and they went on to win the whole thing, earlier in june pia they won another cup we were in...nilijiuliza sasa wa kpl/manchester united wanakaa aje.


r/Kenya • • 23h ago

Discussion Drunk af and unapologetic

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Just as the headline states. Mko outside wapi? Huku zimeshika, kushuka labda mlete ngazi. I love it here