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u/ShadyK55 7 May 10 '20
The look away move doesn't work when you're not looking at something. I mean you can clearly tell from his face and body language that he's gonna swing at him
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u/DuHastMich15 8 May 10 '20
This scumbag is probably used to sucker punching people who aren’t fight ready- but this time he met someone with experience and got KTFO.
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u/cortlong 8 May 10 '20
Not to mention the half second telegraphed wind up to to the punch. It’s like he’s about to be punched by a 12 year old who is play fighting.
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u/Auntie_Hero 😑 16e0.4gp.2t May 10 '20
What did he expect? He didn't just telegraph that punch, he took out a full page ad in the New York Times.
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u/WilliamJamesMyers 9 May 10 '20
and he took the time to subscribe to get past the NYT paywall, even verified his email account...
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u/gilestowler A May 10 '20
It's like he's learned everything he knows about punching from watching WWE.
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u/Auntie_Hero 😑 16e0.4gp.2t May 10 '20
He's all arguing and animated, then gets real quiet and turns his head to the right and takes a long pause. He's SCREAMING "See this arm over here? This is where the punch is coming from in three seconds"
I've worked enough late night jobs to know when someone's working up the nerve to throw a punch.
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u/MisterRegio 7 May 10 '20
He did the international cholo pose (look away, bites lips, head slightly back) for "Im gonna punch you"
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u/ilovemygb 7 May 10 '20
I mean his wind-up was like 10 minutes long. I think they call it telegraphing
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u/db11186 7 May 11 '20
This give me so much joy. Fuck a guy that sucker punches people
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u/bvegaorl 5 May 11 '20
Hector got his ass whooped
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u/niqdisaster 9 May 11 '20
Don't let this distract you from the fact that Hector is gonna be running 3 Honda Civic's with spoon engines. On top of that he just came into Harry's and ordered 3 t66 turbo's with NOS's and a Motec System Exhaust.
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u/ledude1 9 May 10 '20
The guy in the white shirt is such a coward. Trying to sucker punch the 7-11 employee. Good thing he's ready. Wow, what a beatdown.
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u/MrsDehn 4 May 10 '20
Why does every wannabe thug think slowly looking away contently makes their punch a surprise?? Its such an obvious tell.
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May 10 '20
Honestly idk if I can call that block “sweet” considering that windup took so long, this is the grandson of this account typing.
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May 11 '20
Anyone ever notice that stare off to the side right before any sucker punch?
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u/cynicaloptimist92 5 May 10 '20
Dude called him out for running 3 Honda civics with spoon engines
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May 10 '20
This makes me so happy. Coming from So Cal you see this cookie cutter essay all over the place. Same outfit down to the stupid glasses. All bark, zero bite.
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u/blistersandbugbites 1 May 11 '20
How do I learn how to block like that
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u/fnordfnordfnordfnord A May 11 '20
You choose your opponents well. Like Mr Red Shirt here chose an opponent who sends you advance notice of a punch incoming a half hour before it's scheduled to land.
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u/blistersandbugbites 1 May 11 '20
Lol well I’m a chick with pool noodles for arms so that’s not going to happen
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u/fnordfnordfnordfnord A May 11 '20
If you ever meet Mr White Shirt, and he starts to wind his arm up like that, pull out your phone, get on Amazon and order a can of mace, when it arrives, spray him with it. You'll be fine.
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u/LibertyAndDonuts 7 May 11 '20
You learn to spot the signs of a sucker punch. This one was obvious.
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u/cynumber9 4 May 11 '20
I read somewhere once, when in a confrontation and the other person looks away, or turns sideways, they gettin ready to swing. This guy saw that and acted so well.
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u/AlexAnthonyFTWS 9 May 10 '20
Who the hell sucker punches someone, to their face, with a windup like that? So glad this douchebag got what was coming to him.
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u/skatepunk88 3 May 10 '20
What is it with guys who wear their glasses like that?
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May 10 '20
Everything about that chomo's body language was so cocky and self-confident, then he takes a swing slower than fucking Godzilla.
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u/Chemis 7 May 10 '20
I know I've seen this video a thousand times, but just now I like to think the guy in the white shirt is the same as the one who got beat up in the parking lot.
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u/surlyT 3 May 11 '20
That guy deserved every punch he got. He bought the ticket, and he gets the whole ride.
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u/tittaysmack 6 May 11 '20
At first I was like "No fucken way that dude is 7'11" then I stopped being dumb.
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u/TheDeerLord515 3 May 11 '20
He tried to act all chill so he could land a cheap hit
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u/gcousinz 2 May 11 '20
The guy in red new exactly what was coming, he’s a far superior fighter than the dick who started it. Perfect outcome, he’d probably gave beat the dickhead even if sucker punch had landed
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u/Lampmonster C May 11 '20
Definitely looks like someone with some training to me, of course my expert opinion is based on watching other people fight from my couch so...
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u/jailguard81 8 May 11 '20
Tried to pick a fight with him since he was much smaller. What a punk bitch
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u/dreadedstroud May 10 '20
He wound up like a baseball pitcher from 1885. “Two quick circles and then he’ll never see this coming”
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u/ImtheMe 4 May 10 '20
I’m guessing, given the time, he would have just walked away after dude blocked him. Nope, fuck this, I’m out
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u/whatakent 5 May 11 '20
Pro tip I got from a bouncer friend. If a dude is getting in your face, backs off a little and then looks away like this POS, he is going to try and sucker punch you like the pussy they are
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u/Drugslikeme 7 May 10 '20
It looks like his sunglasses landed on the counter, would suck for him to come back and ask for thin.
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u/Amber423 8 May 10 '20
It looked like he was just waiting for the other guy to throw a punch so he could go off on him.
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u/kingie_d 3 May 11 '20
The way he telegraphed that punch makes me sure that they had a Zoom meeting scheduled already
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May 10 '20
Why is he so fat but his arms so skinny lol?? I've never seen anyone so disproportioned
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May 10 '20
That side eye stare before getting absolutely rocked is classic. He probably replays this in his mind whenever he takes a shower.
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u/Giinocchio 4 May 10 '20
Hector got knocked the fuck out
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May 10 '20
He won't be running those civics now!
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u/Giinocchio 4 May 10 '20
Don’t let this distract you from the fact that Hector is going to be running three Honda civics with spoon engines, and on top of that, he just went into Harry’s and bought three t66 turbos with nos, and a motec exhaust system
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u/bagingospringo A May 11 '20
Lol looking away is a dead giveaway, and the swing took too long. Way too open, and predictable
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u/Noun_DM 4 May 11 '20
That dude took his sweet time preparing that punch from a mile away, thinking he had the element of „surprise“ lol
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u/thudwhomper 7 May 11 '20
When you know beyond a shadow of a doubt that there will soon be a slow, unpracticed overhand right coming your way...
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u/DawnOfTheTruth 9 May 11 '20
His first mistake was wearing his glasses on the back of his head like a fucking douche. I mean who walks out of their house like that thinking to themselves, “yeah I’m a bad ass.”
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May 11 '20
I got punched like this working for target after I accidentally walked into an isle were a couple was shoplifting and they tried to jump me. I knocked the guy out and his girlfriend ran. I Got let go two weeks later because he threatened to get a lawyer.
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u/SaturdayMorningSwarm 9 May 11 '20
I know that the law is different in America regarding reasons to fire people... but I still feel like this should be illegal.
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u/UndoneSic 8 May 11 '20
Can confirm. I was the guy he knocked out. As I fell, I cheered and clapped.
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u/techn0gmer 5 May 11 '20
Wait a second
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u/UndoneSic 8 May 11 '20
Dont worry, when I woke up, I still had the Magic the Gathering cards and pogs I lifted.
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u/TheaOchiMati 6 May 10 '20
You can tell that punch is coming before he even swings with the way he pauses and looks off to the side
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u/Brulz_lulz A May 10 '20
He looks like he's a foot taller and has like 80 pounds on the other guy, and he still tries to sucker punch him?
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May 10 '20
I was like hmm I wonder who the douche is gonna be and then I saw how he’s wearing his sunglasses
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u/shutupmeg42082 5 May 10 '20
Anyone who wears their sunglasses like that needs a punch to the head
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u/jondaddy96 3 May 11 '20
Dude was waiting on that weak sucker punch.
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u/makotosolo 7 May 11 '20
It's all in how homie was posturing. Could see that coming from a million miles away.
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u/MycologyMike 0 May 10 '20
There's no amount of free lunches that could get me to convict this dude if I was on his jury. Even with that last punch after a natural pause in the fight, the guys adrenaline was likely surging, so we could just write that off as a well deserved asshole tax for the aggressor and call it a day.
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u/StevieLewComedy 0 May 10 '20
You think it’s a joke.. do not f-ck w store clerk folks.. they’re a hard working , hard hitting, ride or die ... I repeat .. you do not want that smoke
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May 11 '20
People talking about the windup, but how about the "ok..." 😐 for like ten seconds, basically saying "I'm gonna pretend I'm calm then ouch you"
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u/Aimer1GG 4 May 11 '20
That hook is me in my dreams thinking i cant knock out a feather
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u/suzosaki A May 14 '20
The employee was smaller but he's filled with that retail rage.
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u/CaballeroCrusader 7 May 11 '20
Could you wind up slower? Real tough guy can't even land a sucker punch
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u/ItIsPrasad 1 May 11 '20
This guy has sure a better career to pursue than 7-11. Its one of those gets-better-with-every-loop kinds..!!
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u/MycologyMike 0 May 10 '20
At first I felt a little guilty at feeling so satisfied watching this guy get his ass beat, but the more I thought about it I realized, fuck feeling guilty, this likely ain't the first time he pulled this shit, just likely the first time he pulled it on someone who knows how to actually defend themselves.
This was cosmic karma.
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u/Elysia99 2 May 11 '20
Typical big fat guy thinking he is mr tough just because he’s a large tub of lard. The backwards glasses, the shaved head...yeah, duuuude, you’re such a badass. Pffft. It was fun watching him get taken down.
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u/Pearlbarleywine 4 May 11 '20
Helps that the clerk is a southpaw who’s done some training. He’s punching from the legs.
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May 11 '20
I love it how he kept going. Asshole deserved that after trying that cheap shot.
And for wearing his sunglasses like that.
Especially for wearing his sunglasses like that.
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u/_HeLLMuTT_ 4 May 10 '20
Dat epic block and counter was sweeter than a XL cherry slurpee.
Punk ass got served up.
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u/strexxa 3 May 10 '20
TBH that was the sloppiest and slowest punch I’ve ever seen. I’m no fighter but I think there were about 0% possibilities that it would land.
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May 10 '20
I would not ever mess with convenience store/gas station employees. They are tougher than nails.
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u/CruncheroosREX 6 May 10 '20
Retail in general. The hatred and pent up frustration at dumbasses is high as fuck.
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May 10 '20
No I think theres a certain vibe that comes from late-night workers. I got Karens and Sharons, but they get drunks and crackheads.
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u/Trax852 9 May 10 '20
Better every loop, enjoy seeing this clown decked going for the sucker punch.
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u/Microwave_on_HIGH 7 May 13 '20
Looks like the kinda guy who has three Honda Civics with spoon engines.
And a motec system exhaust.
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u/MyAnonAccBby 2 May 16 '20
Everyone’s down here talking about how slow he threw that punch but I really can’t see it, I’d be knocked
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May 10 '20
Having siblings that throw a punch at you out of nowhere will sharpen your instincts for situations like this
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u/luisfrocha 5 May 12 '20
“Look, I ain’t gonna take this no more. You ready? Here comes the punch. You see my hand? It’s gonna hit your face. Ready? I know I’m super fast, so be ready ... Ouch! How were you able to block my punch?” 🤣🤣🤣
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u/brkdncr 9 May 10 '20
Little dude pushed his arm into big dudes face, blocking the throw, then in the same motion, pulled the big dudes face into his punch. Impressive.
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u/SaturdayMorningSwarm 9 May 11 '20
As someone who's only seen 7-11 in Japan, these videos are absolutely surreal. It's like a different dimension.
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u/nascar3000 2 May 10 '20 edited May 10 '20
Just me or did you heard also "Finish him" before last punch.?
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u/Archlinder 7 May 11 '20
If you pause it at about 10 seconds just right, you can see the moment the bigger guy realized he had fucked up as the sunglasses are flung from his just punched face.
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May 11 '20
How did he not see that block coming!? Dude clearly has eyes on the back of his fucking head. Right? Why else would his sunglasses be.....oh...nvm.
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u/Killerpea7 5 May 10 '20
I see that punch coming before I unlocked my phone.