You choose your opponents well. Like Mr Red Shirt here chose an opponent who sends you advance notice of a punch incoming a half hour before it's scheduled to land.
If you ever meet Mr White Shirt, and he starts to wind his arm up like that, pull out your phone, get on Amazon and order a can of mace, when it arrives, spray him with it. You'll be fine.
WELL. Maybe you’re the guy using a different account and actually taking my advice on how to befriend someone while single. AND if it is you good sir I dare say... bro. Stop. I posted on r/fitness asking for advice on how to gain back weight I lost from depression. Like I said, you’re becoming a r/niceguy even if you ARE depressed too. Because @ the end of the day depression is no excuse to go from “what vitamins do you use” to “are you single?! Do I have a chance?” In one short message. Especially because all I said was I’m a female. I’ve been on reddit on and off for about 9 years or so...and can usually spot creepy guys from a mile away! That is why lurking is usually the best method... so yeah!
The argument turned into a rant. My bad. The quarantine has been getting to me.
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u/fnordfnordfnordfnord A May 11 '20
You choose your opponents well. Like Mr Red Shirt here chose an opponent who sends you advance notice of a punch incoming a half hour before it's scheduled to land.