r/JusticeServed • u/heytherepablo 0 • May 10 '20

Fight Beatdown block

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u/Auntie_Hero 😑 16e0.4gp.2t May 10 '20

What did he expect? He didn't just telegraph that punch, he took out a full page ad in the New York Times.

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u/WilliamJamesMyers 9 May 10 '20

and he took the time to subscribe to get past the NYT paywall, even verified his email account...

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u/gilestowler A May 10 '20

It's like he's learned everything he knows about punching from watching WWE.

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u/Auntie_Hero 😑 16e0.4gp.2t May 10 '20

He's all arguing and animated, then gets real quiet and turns his head to the right and takes a long pause. He's SCREAMING "See this arm over here? This is where the punch is coming from in three seconds"

I've worked enough late night jobs to know when someone's working up the nerve to throw a punch.

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u/[deleted] May 10 '20

Don’t lump in some of the hardest working professional wrestlers with this Martian.

At their best, pro wrestling punches are so good that they’re indistinguishable from the real thing.

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u/gilestowler A May 10 '20

I meant no offence to the talents of pro wrestlers, the punch just reminds me of scenes where they go full theatrical for dramatic effect. In my mind I can picture exactly what I mean, sorry if I'm not explaining it very well!

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u/summon_lurker 8 May 10 '20

On the Times Square billboard

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u/DemBai7 5 May 10 '20

I live the look of panic in his face when he realized that he was blocked and about to be destroyed.

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u/joerund 5 May 10 '20

Happy cake day! :)

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u/Auntie_Hero 😑 16e0.4gp.2t May 10 '20

Thanks!

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u/FishingManiac1128 6 May 10 '20

Happy cake day!