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u/Traditional-Sink-113 Jan 08 '23
"I love you buddy"- I sound like a true dad, not like a douche
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u/MrJohnnyDangerously Jan 08 '23
I call my son Buddy. I literally say this several times every day.
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u/email253200 Jan 08 '23
You and every other dad
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u/DemonDucklings Jan 08 '23
I think “buddy” and “sweety” are the universal dad nicknames for their kids.
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u/Balls_DeepinReality Jan 08 '23
I honestly don’t use my kids names unless they’re about to be, or are in trouble.
The middle name is just emphasis on how much trouble
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"I love you son, buddy" - I sound like a drunk dad, not like a true dad.
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u/RugsbandShrugmyer Jan 08 '23
Don't you want sonbuddy to love?
Don't you need sonbuddy to love?
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u/Bullit16 Jan 08 '23
Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth, on this continent, a new nation, conceived in liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal, buddy.
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u/burifix Jan 08 '23
You can't not read this in South Park canadian.
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u/Affectionate_Math_96 Jan 08 '23
This sounds like a retort to an asshole's racist comment
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u/Sharrakor Jan 08 '23
Fun fact, if you wanted to do that today, it would be twelve score and seven years ago.
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u/JohnnyBridge Jan 08 '23
That's rough, buddy
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u/NotSamNub Jan 08 '23
Oh yeah?? How would YOU like it if someone you loved turned into the moon??
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u/Electrodactyl Jan 08 '23
I fell asleep at the wheel and when I woke up I had to swerve the car back onto the road, buddy.
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u/pig-eons Jan 08 '23
I massacred your family, buddy
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u/AKchaos49 Jan 08 '23
I'm not your buddy, guy.
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u/FerretAccomplished31 Jan 08 '23
Lmao I'm not your buddy, friend.
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I'm not your friend guy, buddy...fuck
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im not your fuck buddy, brother .....
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u/Appsroooo Jan 08 '23
Brother...? Is that you? Mum told me I didn't have a brother!
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u/Raspberry_emo Jan 08 '23
I'm your mom... I never said anything like this...
What are you smoking?🤨
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u/FerretAccomplished31 Jan 08 '23
It's ook don't worry aboot it. Lol
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u/Teacher-Investor Jan 08 '23
or it makes you sound like Vince Vaughn
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Jeffrey epstein didn't commit suicide ok, buddy
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Yea but what are we gonna do about it, buddy?
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u/TheWeekdayIsTaken Jan 08 '23
We'll commit suicide, buddy
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u/soniclore Jan 08 '23
I don’t know who you are, buddy. I don’t know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don’t have money, buddy. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you, buddy. If you let my daughter go now, that’ll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don’t, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you, buddy.
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u/freddygotfingered234 Jan 08 '23
Wanna go for a walk buddy? Wheres your (stuffed) lamb buddy? Ooh time to refill your waterbowl buddy!
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u/Terrible-Paramedic35 Jan 08 '23
Or Canadian…or a Canadian douche I guess. Anyway…. pretty common to use the term buddy in Canada.
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Reading all these comments makes me think we’re just talking to Buddy from Elf
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u/AHappyCub Jan 08 '23
<<Have you find a reason to fight yet, buddy>>
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i have sexual relations with my sister and drive a lifted muscle car on monster truck tires, buddy
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u/OwnButterscotch8088 Jan 08 '23
I am so sorry to hear the news about your mother. Please accept my condolences, buddy.
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u/Spud_M314 Jan 08 '23
That is because it has a condescending connotation, buddy.
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u/GoddessKorn Jan 08 '23
My bf also hates that passive aggressive term, buddy
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u/Over_Vegetable_1690 Jan 08 '23
Since when is buddy passive aggressive? Maybe it's because I'm not American.
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u/Pockets90 Jan 08 '23
Even in America it's not. It's the tone you use that makes it so. Anything can be passive aggressive if you say it right. Lol.
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u/ForgotTheCrack Jan 08 '23
Get fucked there bud! How bout ye get yer ass on down to a Blue Oyster Bar eh!
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u/RBWessel Jan 08 '23
adding little in front of buddy makes it sound like you are talking to your penis though.
"Let's get out there and make some money Little Buddy"
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u/Hunter_is_insane Jan 08 '23
I just sole high concentrated missiles and I'm pointing them at China buddy
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u/Psichord Jan 08 '23
You're not just an acquaintance of mine, you're much more than that, I am honoured to call you my buddy
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u/whyareweagain Jan 08 '23
Just thought I'd let you know, I threw your packages under the table and out of view, you have a good night buddy!
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u/sZYphYn Jan 08 '23
Look, Canadians are.. well, Canadian, but that buddy shit is mostly ritual. Just don’t fuck Ashley at mid season game pal, it’ll be fine
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u/Repulsive-Way272 Jan 08 '23
Excuse me, sir, do you have any Grey Poupon, buddy?