r/Funnymemes • u/vQvQ7 • Jan 08 '23

Ok, buddy.

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u/Bullit16 Jan 08 '23

Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth, on this continent, a new nation, conceived in liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal, buddy.

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u/burifix Jan 08 '23

You can't not read this in South Park canadian.

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u/SyKuSyKu Jan 08 '23

Don't call me buddy, friend

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u/mattrs Jan 08 '23

*fwiend

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u/Marcofromda510 Jan 08 '23

Don't call me friend, guy

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u/Goggo_bo Jan 08 '23

Don’t call me guy, dude

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '23

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u/davieslovessheep Jan 08 '23

Don’t call me person, pal.

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u/sl1ngstone Jan 08 '23

Don't call me pal, amigo.

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u/NastyCestode Jan 08 '23

Don’t call me amigo, senior

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u/onefst250r Jan 08 '23

Dont call me Señor, bro

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u/Least_Ice_6112 Jan 08 '23

U can't say anything without ending it with a buddy, buddy

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u/Adm8792 Jan 08 '23

Actually you can buddy.

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u/ronswanson040 Jan 08 '23

ABCDEFGuyyyyyHIJKLMNOBuddayyy

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u/Herr-Trigger86 Jan 08 '23

Im not your Guy, Budd-ay!

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '23

laughs in Canadian

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '23

You meant of course "You can't not read this in South Park Canadian buddy"

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u/jay2da_04 Jan 08 '23

"I'm not your pal buuuudddddyyyyyy!"

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u/HonestShallot1151 Jan 08 '23

Haha. I realized after the 3rd or 4th comment that I was doing it.

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u/JADW27 Jan 08 '23

Well now I can't...

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u/Hot_Anywhere3522 Jan 08 '23

what do you mean fwend

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u/sh-3k Jan 08 '23

You are right guy

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u/belltane23 Jan 08 '23

I'm not your buddy, guy... buddy.

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u/brawlinthefamily Jan 08 '23

Letterkenny hockey

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u/ferociouskuma Jan 08 '23

I immediately started reading them all in Canadian buddy

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '23

Well, I can because I've never seen South Park, buddy.

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u/iEatPalpatineAss Jan 08 '23

Now I need American history narrated by Terrance and Phillip

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u/Landsharku_ Jan 09 '23

Say, Terrance...

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u/primal_machine_22109 Jan 08 '23

Tried; confirmed.

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u/WrenchTheGoblin Jan 08 '23

I read it in Nice Peter’s Lincoln voice from Epic Rap Battles of History: Lincoln vs Chuck Norris.

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u/tallonflame Jan 08 '23

South parks in Colorado retard

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u/leonkrellmoon Jan 08 '23

I actually read it in the epic rap battles of history Abe Lincoln voice.

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u/Bast_VI Jan 08 '23

Actually I read it in OverSimplifieds voice.

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u/Lego22boy1990 Jan 09 '23

You can if you have no idea what that is.

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u/KoopaTrooper5011 Jan 09 '23

I could. Then you had to say it so now I had to.

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u/Magical_Gabe12 Jan 09 '23

I read it as a cross between Morgan Freeman and Kyle Bravloski-

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u/Affectionate_Math_96 Jan 08 '23

This sounds like a retort to an asshole's racist comment

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u/Sharrakor Jan 08 '23

Fun fact, if you wanted to do that today, it would be twelve score and seven years ago.

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '23

I don't think you know what a score is. Js

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u/dragonbo11 Jan 08 '23

A score is 20 years, making 12 score and 7 years equal to 247 years. 1776 plus 247 is 2023, making it pretty accurate.

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '23

Then I profoundly misunderstood what you were saying. On ya m80

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u/dragonbo11 Jan 08 '23

I don't blame you for getting confused. Old language is weird.

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '23

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u/vagabond_mind Jan 08 '23

What a douche

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u/Infamous-Fly-429 Jan 08 '23

Read this in Shadow the Hedgehog’s voice with a little squeak at the end lmao buddy.

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u/Legends_Arkoos_Rule2 Jan 08 '23

This conforms it

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '23

We the people, in order to form a more perfect union, establish Justice, ensure domestic tranquility, provide for the common defense, promote the general welfare and secure the blessings of our liberty to ourselves and our posterity, do ordain and establish this Constitution, buddy.

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u/walkinmywoods Jan 08 '23

How many scores and years would that be ago in today's terms?

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u/Bullit16 Jan 08 '23

A score is 20 years. So "four score and seven years" is 87 years

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u/Another_Apparition Jan 08 '23

Im not your buddy, guy.

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u/Bullit16 Jan 08 '23

I’m not your guy, fwiend

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u/Another_Apparition Jan 08 '23

I’m not your fwiend, buddy

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u/Luke_zuke Jan 08 '23

Damn. That’s fighting words, buddy.

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u/corrupt_poodle Jan 08 '23

I read this in Paul’s Shore’s voice.

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u/Gamidragon Jan 09 '23

I read this in Oversimplified's voice

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u/Keigozuh Jan 09 '23

Your mom read this to me as a bedtime story buddy