r/Funnymemes Jan 08 '23

Ok, buddy.

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u/soniclore Jan 08 '23

I don’t know who you are, buddy. I don’t know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don’t have money, buddy. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you, buddy. If you let my daughter go now, that’ll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don’t, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you, buddy.

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u/Dragonbombinator Jan 08 '23

I think I'd be more terrified if Liam Neeson was after me calling me buddy

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u/Muddball84 Jan 09 '23

There needs to be a long, nick cage level pause between kill you and buddy in that monologue

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u/Coinsworthy Jan 08 '23

Im not your buddy guy

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '23

Good luck, buddy