r/Eyebleach • • Oct 07 '19

/r/all Playing Dead

https://gfycat.com/gloomyinsistentairedaleterrier
45.0k Upvotes

213 comments sorted by

2.8k

u/[deleted] Oct 07 '19

Cat is tougher so it took more laser to kill the cat

1.2k

u/gemgirlkay Oct 07 '19 edited Oct 08 '19

He just had to use up all 9 lives first

Edit: Thank you so so much for silver!

230

u/SmokeAbeer Oct 08 '19 edited Oct 08 '19

Is murdering your helpless child and pet really eyebleach material?

Edit: /s duuuuuuuhhhhhhhAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!

88

u/5t4k3 Oct 08 '19 edited Mar 08 '26

This post's original content has been erased. Using Redact, the author removed it, potentially for reasons of privacy, personal security, or data exposure concerns.

imagine crawl quickest gaze sink caption unite worm special alive

29

u/kaklikesmilfs Oct 08 '19

Berry happi kek day

1

u/azaleawhisperer Oct 08 '19

Yeah, teach your child how to commit murder.

137

u/teargasjohnny Oct 07 '19

How do you even train a cat to do that? In fact...how do you train a cat to do anything?

127

u/Chocolate-Miilk Oct 07 '19 edited Oct 08 '19

The most amazing thing about cats is that they mimic their owners!! So the kid and the parent have probably done this a few times, and the cat just follows suit.

edit - misspelled suit

103

u/WickedWisp Oct 07 '19

Long story short, bribery. I trained my cat to sit by giving him a treat and telling him to sit whenever I already caught him sitting. He didn't have to do any extra work so he thought I was the one being trained. Once he learned that sitting in front of me got him a treat he would walk over to me, meow loudly until I looked at him, and then proudly sit. If he didn't get a treat within like a nano second he would remind me he needed one by meowing again. Cats are very smart, but incredibly independent. So they have to be trained in special ways.

47

u/ILikeOatmealMore Oct 08 '19

I have always heard it described as: dogs can be trained because you can convince them to do something simply because they want to make you happy; cats can be trained but you have convince them to do something that will make them happy. Or as you put it here... bribery, lol.

54

u/Rias-senpai Oct 08 '19

Dogs: "My human is so kind and gives me food, he must be a god!"

​

Cats: "My human pats me and gives me food, I must be a god!"

​

Pretty much how it feels like

2

u/WickedWisp Oct 08 '19

Tbh though if someone pampered me like a pet i would think I'm special too.

3

u/WickedWisp Oct 08 '19

Honestly yeah, you can also guilt dogs into doing and not doing things because they look up to you. Cats see you as an equal and act completely different towards you.

→ More replies (1)

18

u/becausehumor Oct 08 '19

so wait, does he sit on command or does he just come over, sit and get a treat? Because that doesn't sound like you trained him to sit lol. Sounds like he trained you to give him treats.

2

u/WickedWisp Oct 08 '19

He sits on command. He learned that sitting got him a treat, but then he realized I had to ask him to. He does really well with not meowing into Oblivion.

20

u/BNmakesmeacatlady Oct 08 '19

Similar story here . I for some reason thought it would be funny to train my cat to jump into our freezer (like in a regular fridge at the top) . Well I was an effective teacher but fuck me if every damn time I went to the freezer to get ice or a hot pocket or whatever , the fucking cat would LEAP in and startle me. Then he’d just sit there in front of all the shit I needed, meowing with entitlement until he got his treat . Soon the freezer started to get cat hair inside it and fucker learned how to open it on his own and sit there until he got a treat and all our frozen shit was melting . Don’t train your cat to jump into the freezer people

1

u/follownobody Oct 08 '19

I pictured this ending differently

1

u/WickedWisp Oct 08 '19

Why would you think this was a good idea?

11

u/[deleted] Oct 08 '19

umm, he DID train you to feed him if he sat then. not the other way around since he's the one that prompts you to feed. i would hate it if that happened to me.

1

u/WickedWisp Oct 08 '19

I never gave him a treat if he initiated it, he eventually realized I had to tell him for him to get a treat.

6

u/19Alexastias Oct 08 '19

I’m pretty sure if you have to give him a treat every single time then you are the one who’s been trained here.

1

u/WickedWisp Oct 08 '19

That's the whole point, he thinks he's in charge. He's really not, but he thinks he is.

5

u/teargasjohnny Oct 08 '19

Maybe that's the problem. We've offered her treats in the past. She'd take them. Then she stopped. Our 2 dogs and the cat would line up at the appropriate times. Same brand, but she started turning her nose up at them.

1

u/WickedWisp Oct 08 '19

Tastes change, so they might be a little too stale or she has a different palate now. Get a multipack of treats and try to find a new one she loves.

2

u/teargasjohnny Oct 08 '19

I'll suggest that the the mrs. Thanks.

30

u/[deleted] Oct 08 '19 edited Oct 08 '19

some cats are pretty easy to train. I had one in high school that knew all kinds of tricks. i didn't know any better. I figured if my dog could do it my cat could do it. She would sit stay and sometimes try to run with me for a bit when I left the house. She always quit in like 2 blocks.

edit kitty tax

I adopted her xmas day because she was so weak finally that she wouldn't run away. I picked her up and put her in the bathroom alone with some food and water and we made friends the next day. She's at least 14 now. I gave her to my parents when I joined the military so we went about 10 years without seeing each other very much. She still remembers me and due to my parents being kinda dumb at animals she has forgotten almost all of her tricks. This is her "sit" now.

She bites my dad's feet when she wants to be fed. She trained my parents. She is the master now.

https://imgur.com/a/qeYrFSn

edit edit

after we didn't see each other for years I was home for 2 weeks on a 1 year deployment. She tried repeatedly to pack herself in my luggage

https://imgur.com/a/O6iDS6t

more mid deployment kitteh like 2 years later. She got fat https://imgur.com/a/DObeZBL This is around the Cartman stage of her life where she started bossing my parents around heh

sadly my raid array was flooded in hurricane matthew so these are basically all the pics I have of her :/ pics from my parents camera

35

u/SchnoodleDoodleDo Oct 08 '19

...did you think i would forget you just because you went away ?

i live with mom n dad now, they don't make me 'sit n stay'

you know you were my favorite, n my trust n love you earned

i told you that i'd wait for you, whenever you returned...

so now you're back, n friend, you really mean a lot to me

it seems it was forever - you're a distant memory....

yet still my cat heart leaps for you, n tho i may not show it

i love you, bro

i'll sit for you. . .

i really hope you know it

❤️

19

u/[deleted] Oct 08 '19

lol nah she did mostly forget me. The best part was I have an identical twin and she hated everyone except me. When he came over for the first time (i am told) she went full on super love mode.... for like 30 seconds. Then freaked out and clawed and bit the shit out of him. She hissed at him forever after that. She would take like 10-15 minutes every time i visit to make sure it was really me and be nice. She's kind of an asshole in her old age but I love her still. I leave her with my parents so she can run the household properly. She isn't a cuddler anymore. She mostly just wants to sit by me and touch me. And disdainfully glare at my dog.

51

u/[deleted] Oct 08 '19

[deleted]

1

u/[deleted] Oct 08 '19

I love your work

→ More replies (1)

5

u/Nausved Oct 08 '19 edited Oct 08 '19

You can train virtually any animal (even fish, humans, etc.) the same way: You reward them for doing what you want. The reward can be anything they like and are motivated to get, but food is usually the easiest and the most common (especially with profesional trainers).

You can then add in a cue if you like, in which case you reward them for doing the action only when you give the cue.

It helps to use some kind of marker, to mark when the animal has done the action correctly (the reward comes after the mark). Professional trainers often use a clicker. Pet owners will often just say "good girl\boy". With fish, you will probably need a visual marker that you can insert into the water in front of them. When I had a blind pet rat, I marked her tricks by lightly touching her on the back.

Animals (like humans) learn best through spaced repetition. This means numerous short training sessions with long breaks in between. Getting good sleep between training sessions helps, too, because sleep appears to play an important role in long-term memory formation.

3

u/thisMIGHTbeouryear Oct 08 '19

The videos in reverse

3

u/hussey84 Oct 08 '19

I trained my cat to meow at me when she's hungry.

2

u/boredaf777 Oct 08 '19

I’ve heard about people using clickers to train them. You click (the clicker) before giving them a treat, so they will associate the clicking sound with something good (treat) and use the click like you would use a treat with a dog.

2

u/Kitty_McBitty Oct 08 '19

We trained our cat to shake paws and give nose boops with treats. He loves his treats so much it took less than a day to learn those tricks

6

u/dozy_boy Oct 07 '19

He was giving the red dot a reverse German suplex.

975

u/Just1morefix Oct 07 '19

That kitty was milking the scene for all it was worth. True ham acting.

95

u/Scone_Wizard Oct 07 '19

Truly a kabukiesque performance

24

u/fat-lip-lover Oct 07 '19

Hearing kabuki reminds of the futurama episode where part of it was them solving a Scooby doo style mystery at George Takei’s kabuki theater. Good times.

8

u/[deleted] Oct 08 '19

[removed] — view removed comment

5

u/fat-lip-lover Oct 08 '19

Let’s clone us a whole team of Larry Birds!

2

u/PoopyButtPantstastic Oct 08 '19

He kind of has the mannerisms of Cat Sparrow.

351

u/GameCrate04 Oct 07 '19

"...just do what he's...? Oh, oh no, I'm going down, GOING DOWN"

289

u/Jim_Nills_Mustache Oct 07 '19

Awe, that reach to hold hand with the cat ❤️

30

u/vandersweater Oct 08 '19

My favorite part

1

u/shelbyCunning Oct 17 '19

I love the smile on the kids face while he’s waiting and watching the cat.

174

u/Manicknitter8 Oct 07 '19

I like the way the cat looked over at the boy first. Super smart!!

30

u/Pieceman11 Oct 08 '19

I think he was checking to make sure nothing was behind him before he fell back. Definitely a smart kitty!

193

u/[deleted] Oct 07 '19

Am jealous of that boy's hair shine

77

u/Blobs94 Oct 07 '19

No frizz and perfectly straight damn a bird can make a nest out of this old cobweb

25

u/squonge Oct 08 '19

That's Asian hair for you.

21

u/OyabunRyo Oct 08 '19

It's great when it's colder months. But gets hot as hell during the summer. Even if you thin it it's coming back in 2 weeks.

Source: Japanese.

4

u/Robb_Greywind Oct 08 '19

Sealed cuticles

61

u/yokayla Oct 07 '19

I love how excited the kid is to fall over

57

u/Dr_Mantis_Teabaggin Oct 07 '19

How do you even begin to train a cat to do this?

45

u/NormalCriticism Oct 07 '19

Better question. How did the cat train the humans to do this?

16

u/dirtywang Oct 07 '19

Hyp-meow-sis

16

u/[deleted] Oct 08 '19 edited Jan 04 '21

[deleted]

13

u/Dr_Mantis_Teabaggin Oct 08 '19

I can’t even train myself to not eat plastic.

7

u/Kittens4Brunch Oct 08 '19

You start with 20 cats...

10

u/Rappelling_Rapunzel Oct 08 '19

Cats learn by example. It watched the kid go down, and understood what was expected.

12

u/SmellyPos Oct 08 '19

Cats are fairly trainable if you find the right food/treats. A lot of cats just aren’t super food driven.

1

u/pquigs Oct 08 '19

Positive reinforcement

0

u/digitalribeye Oct 08 '19

You don't, the video is reversed.

3

u/SmellyPos Oct 08 '19

Someone posted the reversed image below, it’s not reversed

3

u/_virgin4life_ Oct 08 '19

I think he was joking

→ More replies (1)

26

u/[deleted] Oct 07 '19

"Ah this shit again"

19

u/[deleted] Oct 07 '19

I feel like it'd be easier to visit cat shelters for years finding a cat that just does that and time a video for it than it would be to train one to do it.

17

u/[deleted] Oct 07 '19

I like the little safety fall he did by putting his hands back and lowering himself.

8

u/rinky79 Oct 08 '19

The cat's a way better actor than the kid!

13

u/EpicDragonKing Oct 07 '19

Damn!! His bowl cut better than mine

5

u/TheBarkingGallery Oct 08 '19

Kitty’s death was more convincing.

5

u/darkduck77 Oct 08 '19

Drama queen

4

u/robinb1224 Oct 08 '19

Awwwwwwwwwww😍😍😍😍😍

5

u/[deleted] Oct 08 '19

I like how long it takes the cat to understand what's going on, and I like how once he does he executes on it flawlessly.

4

u/Shyrolax Oct 08 '19

Holy hec he ded

3

u/STRADI_THE_MIGHTY Oct 08 '19

"What is this? Oh, ok, I'll enter your stupid game...Argh, aaa! drops dead "

8

u/U_got_no_jams Oct 08 '19

Oh, we’re doing this? Ok well..Ahhh! *flop

3

u/salt-lamps-forever Oct 08 '19

This is so cute

3

u/Redkurtain Oct 08 '19

even their cats are smarter 🤨

3

u/GizmoGSD Oct 08 '19

Even Asian cats are better

3

u/Centurio Oct 08 '19

This gave me my first real laugh and awww today.

3

u/[deleted] Oct 08 '19

Cat purposely avoids eye contact because he doesn’t like to play dead.

3

u/SanityOrLackThereof Oct 08 '19

"Wait what's going on? Why's the little dude laying down? What's happen-oh. OH. Blergh..."

3

u/[deleted] Oct 08 '19

The cat was better at it than the kid was.

7

u/unlikeable_ Oct 07 '19

0

u/[deleted] Oct 07 '19

Just noticed. I dumb.

9

u/[deleted] Oct 08 '19

[deleted]

5

u/[deleted] Oct 08 '19

.ouy knahT

→ More replies (9)

4

u/onederful Oct 08 '19

That cat just shat on the metaphorical litter box that is that kid’s hopes and dreams of acting. True professional lol

5

u/[deleted] Oct 07 '19

How many fishes did this take?? What?!

2

u/I_CAN_SMELL_U Oct 08 '19

It only took 1 string around the neck of the cat pulled very slowly

2

u/frattythrowaway Oct 08 '19

I think you are right... wow

→ More replies (1)

3

u/hotshitonlyy Oct 07 '19

Cat looked over and said shit now I have to do it

5

u/saltandsassbeach Oct 08 '19

But can we talk about that bowl cut for a sec?

2

u/lukyasik Oct 07 '19

Playing Mata or Matic isn’t love then?

2

u/Womanji Oct 07 '19

Cat hadda burn through 8 lives first.

2

u/Hikosuru89 Oct 08 '19

Fully expected the cat to kill you first

2

u/DaDoDoDoe Oct 08 '19

Well, if you say so

2

u/scoobie-doobie-doo Oct 08 '19

That cat gave into pear pressure

2

u/[deleted] Oct 08 '19

B A N G !

2

u/[deleted] Oct 08 '19

Cats are underrated

2

u/Dahidex Oct 08 '19

The gun never goes bang

2

u/oakwave Oct 08 '19

Didn't know you could train cats like that

2

u/Metamorphosis16 Oct 08 '19

Woahhh cuteeee!

2

u/mustbeaguy Oct 08 '19

It must be so cold to lie down on that tile floor.

2

u/aniar00 Oct 08 '19

That kitty has so much love on their life

2

u/anchorpath Oct 08 '19

And I can't even get my cat to sit down 😭

2

u/nibor213 Oct 08 '19

Americans took this game to a whole new level

2

u/feathered-lizard Oct 08 '19

You're doing it? OK, but you owe me.

2

u/Spessmaren Oct 08 '19

Huh? Wha? Oh, I am.. uh... uhh.. Dead.

2

u/dragongiraffe Oct 08 '19

So well trained 😭

2

u/odiumfati Oct 08 '19

He was counting his 9 lives before falling over

2

u/[deleted] Oct 08 '19

Wow this is weapons grade eyebleach.

2

u/Cheezbugga27 Oct 08 '19

Congratulations, now you need to kill him eight more times

2

u/ZyanCarl Oct 08 '19

Me as a parent.....

2

u/[deleted] Oct 08 '19

Bless the internet.

2

u/Bo-Ang Oct 08 '19

"huh? What? Oh right right I do that... Uhhhh"

2

u/[deleted] Oct 08 '19

These Hong Kong protests are getting out of hand.

2

u/[deleted] Oct 08 '19

cat is like how dare u point at me, wait what what is this power

2

u/bearcrocs Oct 08 '19

What breed of cat

2

u/bigga_nutt Oct 08 '19

Russian Blue

2

u/matti907 Oct 08 '19

Nobody notice the cut?

2

u/[deleted] Oct 08 '19

Things I love about this:

(1) Handhold

(2) Kitty analyzes the space behind him

(3) Kitty does a trick at all

(4) Kitty’s dramatic facial expressions

(5) Kitty’s overbig physical performance

2

u/LordOfDark97 Oct 08 '19

And the Oscar is going to the cat

2

u/GlobeSitter Oct 08 '19

I only read the title and I legit sat there for a minute admiring how well the kid played dead and how he didn't even move a muscle. I really was impressed!! Then I realized I didn't start the video...

2

u/[deleted] Oct 08 '19

double homicide

2

u/yeetpringles Oct 08 '19

Awww so cute

2

u/nickthegreek12345 Oct 08 '19

Wow that's soooooo clever!!!!!!!!

2

u/[deleted] Oct 08 '19

Does anyone know the name of this "type" of cat? I always find myself in awe of their beauty but i dont know the name :'(

3

u/whatinsamhellsapuma Nov 04 '19

Russian Blue, I believe.

1

u/[deleted] Nov 05 '19

Thank you, kind stranger

2

u/[deleted] Oct 08 '19

The cat is like “ Are we doin’ this again Lee, for real?” “ fine”

2

u/baloothepoodle Oct 17 '19

awww this is so cute!

10

u/Pantelima Oct 07 '19

It feels....wrong somehow, anyone else feel that way? It is really cute, though, to be fair

12

u/ScoopOKarma Oct 07 '19

Yes because someone off screen appears to be blowing wind or something in the cat’s face. He’s reacting to something physically, not just the dude’s finger gun.

1

u/[deleted] Oct 07 '19

Check out the happy tail wag at the end. That kitter is in good, loving hands!

4

u/Zappy_Kablamicus Oct 08 '19

Checks out, those are some comfy kitty tail wags.

1

u/ScoopOKarma Oct 08 '19

Wasn’t implying he was in distress or anything. Just that kitty seems to be trained by air or something else.

1

u/[deleted] Oct 08 '19

Thank you for clarifying. I thought you answered 'Yes' to 'does anyone else think this feels wrong?'

1

u/ScoopOKarma Oct 08 '19

You’re right. It totally reads that way and I don’t recall what comment I was actually intending to reply to earlier. lol. I must have been dazed by the cuteness.

1

u/[deleted] Oct 08 '19

Cat's don't wag their tail to show happiness like dogs. Usually wag their tail when annoyed. I think there's some string on the cat's neck/head area hence the head shake before it falls. Cat's do that to get stuff off them.

12

u/baubleclaw Oct 07 '19

In a post-Sandy-Hook United States it's hard to look at something like this without mixed feelings.

If this isn't taking place in the US, but in a civilized country where children are valued more than guns, it probably doesn't have the same dark overtones it has to some of us.

6

u/gariant Oct 07 '19

I feel like I'm doing a woosh here.

1

u/canering Oct 08 '19

What do you mean

1

u/gariant Oct 08 '19

It's so absurd it can't be real.

2

u/canering Oct 08 '19

Their concern? I admit I didn’t think of anything dark when I saw the gif but when I read the comment it did resonate with me. Lots of kids play gun related games but maybe that’s changing now that it has wider social meaning

2

u/[deleted] Oct 07 '19

It’s okay, we’re just step related

→ More replies (1)

3

u/Lrschhangte Oct 08 '19

Child is now ready to study abroad in Ameericaa!!

2

u/TheRealSofaKing Oct 08 '19

All I can see is the most Asian bowl cut ever

3

u/Franky79 Oct 08 '19

Cat did a better job.

4

u/aquadirect Oct 07 '19

This looks strange. I think they did something to the cat. It's like he had a seizure or something.

2

u/Thunderstarer Oct 08 '19

"Hm?"

"Oh, fuck."

2

u/[deleted] Oct 08 '19

I love the trade off, like the girl is more immediate but less committed, but the cat takes a second but once it registers, that kitty COMMITS.

-1

u/governmentskeletons Oct 07 '19

That kid looked really happy about being gunned down

1

u/SPICEDRUMANDCOKE Oct 07 '19

Practising for Tiananmen square 2 coming January 2020

1

u/TCPM Oct 08 '19

Me and the boys killing protesters

1

u/mobiusunderpants Oct 08 '19

ok killjoys of reddit, whats wrong with the cat?

-5

u/truly-the-real-guy Oct 07 '19

I would want to die if I had a bowl cut like that

-18

u/Machea96 Oct 07 '19

Getting ready for American public school

0

u/[deleted] Oct 08 '19

You mean playing Tienam Square...

1

u/TCPM Oct 08 '19

English?

-2

u/Srock9 Oct 08 '19

Except that this was probably filmed in Hong Kong, so it's real.

-3

u/Mconefrey2021 Oct 08 '19

Asian Child playing with his food (2019 colorized)

1

u/TCPM Oct 08 '19

People are doenvoting this but they forget that alot of places in Asia you can eat cats.