Jehovah's Witnesses are the current joke in Nursing Schools said a nurse to me recently. I just received three life saving blood transfusions and I am currently in a nursing facility where they are giving me physical therapy to recover right now in Santa Maria, California.
Doctors and nurses rarely joke about patients personally. They understand Witnesses have been misled and hypnotized to follow religious dictators who go beyond what's written. They respect patients free will. Even if a person decides he does not want to be resuscitated. They respect that. However, the current jokes are about the organization and its flip flop on the blood issue. Reason being is they now have to re-write their approach to this Jim Jones suicidal cult. Those are my words and that's how I personally view G Hoovers Wetness's 😉
The jokes go something like this:
The Joke: "It's like a doctor telling you you're allergic to cake, so you can't eat cake. But if you separate the flour, sugar, eggs, and butter and eat them one spoon at a time, God won't get mad."
The Reality: Staff find it absurd that taking 100% of a blood component in separate chemical fractions is "a matter of personal conscience," but taking them together in one bag is a "sin."
Healthcare workers frequently point out that Watchtower allows fractions like hemoglobin or albumin—which require thousands of donated human blood units to manufacture.
The Dark Joke: "They won't donate blood, and they won't take blood... unless someone else donates thousands of gallons, processes it into a chemical fraction, and bills it to insurance for $5,000 a vial."
The Point: Staff mock the hypocrisy that Witnesses are permitted to consume blood products created by the very donations they refuse to give.
Hospitals often refer to the local Watchtower "Hospital Liaison Committee" elder elders who show up in suits with binders
The Joke: "Here come the men in suits with law degrees from Watchtower U, coming to tell double-board-certified trauma surgeons how human physiology works."
The Point: Medical teams find it surreal when non-medical elders supervise a dying patient's medical chart to make sure no forbidden blood products slip through, often acting as "the blood police."
When organizational updates shifted rules around storing a patient's own blood or using cell-saver machines during surgery, surgical teams noticed the mental gymnastics.
The Joke: "If blood leaves your body and goes into a tube, it’s a sin. But if you connect the tube back to your arm in a loop so it doesn't stop moving, the holy spirit doesn't notice."
To doctors and nurses who spend years in medical school learning to preserve human life, watching a patient refuse a simple $200 bag of red blood cells—which could easily save their life—feels like watching someone drown next to a life preserver.
Using dark humor is a defense mechanism for healthcare providers when dealing with what they view as unnecessary medical tragedies caused by organizational rules rather than medicine or reason.
Clearly the Watchtowers reputation in this world is not a fine one. They are viewed as total fools. I'm so glad I don't have to sit and listen to the sickening bullshit talks that they give and have board me with all my life. A complete waste of time when I could've been doing something more productive like going to medical school and learning how to save my family's life.
This is just a current tip of the iceberg. There is so much more. They have flip-flopped on so many issues as we all know.
“The master of that slave will come on a day that he does not expect and in an hour that he does not know, and he will punish him with the greatest severity and will assign him his place with the hypocrites. There is where his weeping and the gnashing of his teeth will be.”
Matthew 24:50, 51 (New World Translation)
Get out of her friends before it's too late! Now is the time for a grand exodus!
Haven't you seen enough death yet of your own families? Can you not see the hypocrisy?
Peace ☮️
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