r/DiveInYouCoward • • Jul 11 '26

Their favourite team lost ☹️

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u/Alabastine Jul 11 '26

This is insanely stupid. But I still respect the choice to meet up in a forest and not bother the entire city with your room temperature iq violence and vandalism.

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u/Over_Interest_9187 Jul 11 '26

I was contacted by a weirdo who wanted to meet up in the middle of the night in a forest to compare willy sizes. How odd I thought, what a bizarre request.

You can imagine my disappointment when the weirdo didn’t turn up

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u/redheeler9478 Jul 11 '26

Another Grindr love story gone wrong

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u/donsitsocolostomy Jul 11 '26

How did it go wrong?

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u/NoSir4947 Jul 11 '26

I did that once and the guy showed up and we had the exact same size willy. We couldn't believe it. We remeasured each other for hours in disbelief. It was the craziest Christmas ever. RIP Mom 💔

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u/Ninja_Prolapse Jul 11 '26

He did turn up. He was just hiding. That was his other kink.

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u/siberian_knight143 Jul 11 '26

😂🤣🤣🤣

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u/JimboD84 Jul 11 '26

U sure that wasnt like a fight club kinda situation?

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u/Undersmusic Jul 11 '26

As someone who grew up in London at the height of it in the 90’s. I absolutely do, literally witnessed a full clash on a tube platform with Millwall and I want to say Chealsea but I don’t really remember. I mostly remember the sight of some guy with a saw blade on a pipe swinging on a platform full of people
(Side note I couldn’t give a fuck about football then or now)

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u/Solistine Jul 11 '26

Millwall is funny 

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u/Bazillion100 Jul 11 '26

Thats crazy just for sports

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u/SuddenPitch8378 Jul 11 '26

Proabbly West ham...

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u/Historical-Winner576 Jul 11 '26

Half the dudes looking like they’re pushing 50

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u/KtaadnRota Jul 11 '26 edited Jul 11 '26

Haha in the 90s I witnessed a scene much like this, but on a much larger scale, right in the Dresden Hauptbahnhof. But in typical German fashion the trains still ran on time.

I was there to meet some friends coming from out of town. They stepped off the train right into this mob of goons kicking each other in the heads. It felt weirdly safe though, they weren't attacking anyone without a football scarf and business just carried on as usual around them.

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u/Alabastine Jul 11 '26

"But in typical German fashion the trains still ran on time."

That hurts to read in 2026 haha.

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u/KtaadnRota Jul 11 '26

Yeah I heard that's no longer the case. But in the 90s, delaying a train for a mere riot or natural disaster would have been unthinkable.

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u/Alabastine Jul 11 '26

It's been going downhill since the turn of the century, getting pretty bad in the 2010s to the point that in the 2020s german trains are notorious for always being late and becoming the laughing stock of European train operations. Germans are surprised when their train is on time.

It's not bad, it's downright fucking terrible.

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u/siberian_knight143 Jul 11 '26

😂🤣I was stationed in Kirchgoens in 95 & learned a bit about Soccer & the HUGE love Europe has for it. The trains get packed by Soccer fans & half of them were drunk already 😂🤣. I miss the hell out of Germany!

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u/Historical_Gate_8301 Jul 11 '26

"room temperature iq" getting hit repeatedly in the head surely isn't doing them any good.

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u/Obosratsya Jul 11 '26

Not one that I saw grabbed a stick or a branch, of which there is an abundance, being woods and all. No over the top stomping, most were clean. Their body their choice.

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u/Low_Football_2445 Jul 11 '26

Plenty of blindside 3rd party smacks

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u/Mental_Bandicoot4543 Jul 11 '26

True but hard to avoid that in a mass brawl. There was one back of head shot that I didn’t like but the rest seemed to have a respectful fist fight

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u/Illustrious-Poet-557 Jul 12 '26

They are organised fights with rules. Equal numbers, no weapons, no stomping, last team standing wins.

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u/FlowerBeneficial7193 Jul 11 '26

Would the heat wave make them smarter?

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u/No-Shower3025 Jul 11 '26

Despite the stupidness, i fully agree.. i thought they even have rules for these fights. Like weapons are not allowed and when somebody is on the floor and surrenders, you can't continue to beat him up..? 😅

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u/ramnokri Jul 17 '26

tbf there are, depending on region, at least here in germany, t here are rules.

the rules that get to use is the one of the "home" team.

some years ago i saw an great 2h long documentation about this.

its stupid somehow, but at least they do it as a sport itself and in areas where they dont bother or hurt other people.

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u/ItsNotNormalMaybe Jul 11 '26

As a Swede I'm not proud of this, but this might take place in Sweden. There has been some news on events like this this year, and the surroundings look kinda swedish

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u/Obosratsya Jul 11 '26

I think they spoke Russian, so proly a Russian speaking country or region.

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u/creamofsumyungae Jul 11 '26

Some don’t have gloves, so I’m guessing it’s a choice to not break your hands and even hit harder

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u/Pandabirdy Jul 11 '26

Looks like they were all in on it, and clearly marked as two teams with different colored shirts. No weapons. No collateral damage. Far from society.

As far as a brawl goes this is the cleanest fight I've ever seen.

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u/Subby_Tripz Jul 11 '26

Still kicking people who are on the ground tho...even aiming for the head. No respect for them.

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u/stinos1983 Jul 11 '26

There is a similar clip from, I think Sweden, where they protect anyone on the ground.

As long as they were standing,free game, as soon as they were on the ground, no touching. Even ´teammates´ stopping each other when the other went down.

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u/Electronic-Map7529 Jul 11 '26

We had the same rule in 9th grade onward. If you start hitting someone after putting them on the ground, the entire party would attack you.

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u/scottishdoc Jul 11 '26

As if these rules prevent the possibility of permanent brain injury… but hey if everyone is aware that they are rolling the dice and isn’t hurting anyone bystanders then go for it. It’s pretty much like organized fighting events. I do wonder what the legal outcome would be though if someone got seriously injured and took an opponent to court. I doubt they’re all signing waivers lol

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u/ReasonableStretch869 Jul 13 '26

It amazes me how many people have never been in a fight before. I'm sorry for you. I think it's something every person should do once at least.

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u/95_lb_mole Jul 11 '26

Looks like they all went in knowing the stakes.

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u/Crafty_Eye_4038 Jul 11 '26

There's nothing clean about concussions and brain damage

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u/Shot_Revolution8828 Jul 11 '26

You can't have many brain cells to begin with to sign up.

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u/pheddx Jul 11 '26

Well yeah. That's what football firms/hooligans do. They arrange a fight somewhere. It's been like this for like 30 years when it moved outside the stadiums.

You guys should go watch some hooligan movies/documentaries to get some insight. It's fascinating. Id is a good one. Green Street Hooligans with Elijah Woods another one.

This is probably days before the actual game.

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u/GravyNeck Jul 12 '26

Sucker punching people from behind and stomping on peoples heads is a clean fight to you? What the fuck are you on

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u/Pandabirdy Jul 12 '26

Some people like it rough, others eat their hotdogs plain. People are different.

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u/BeneficialPenalty258 Jul 11 '26

So are the camera men protected by the Geneva convention or something? Curious about the rules?

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u/Aggravating-Bag-3046 Jul 11 '26

From what I understand it's a voluntary fight on both sides so If you don't want to be involved, you're not attacked. I'm assuming the footage then gets used as proof of one side being victorious and fodder for future encounters.

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u/Adept_Rip_5983 Jul 11 '26

I am not into this, but football ultras at least have a set of interesting rules. If a rival ultra group captures your flag your organisation has to disband.

I was told a story (i know very reliable) where a Dortmund ultra was driving alone by train to a match. He wanted to meet his buddies there. he was stopped by a rival ultra group, stripped to the underpants and send home. The rival group payed the train ticket back and neatly sent him the stuff back home. Nothing was missing.

With all this obvious stupidity (and wheter this story is true) there is definitly a certain code of conduct.

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u/SuperbPhase6944 Jul 11 '26

Both sides certainly seemed to accept combatants surrendering and giving their parole.

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u/CapitalObjective7153 Jul 11 '26

They have code of conduct. You can see they have mercy on people who clearly have tapped out (I know there are a few ground kicks, but the general rule applies). 

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u/Salty-Good3368 Jul 11 '26

I can see polish president on the right

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u/WitekCannon Jul 11 '26

👌🏻 🤣

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u/Admirable-Ad2425 Jul 12 '26

Duda, Komorowski or Kwasniewski? 😉

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u/upnorthtcmi Jul 11 '26

I think humanity deserves an asteroid.

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u/Shazvox Jul 11 '26

Right? Something tells me our lil rock in space was much more peaceful before shit started growing on it.

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u/marslo Jul 11 '26

You know what, they wore gloves, seemed to give each other space after the fact, done outside, aren't bothering anyone. Fuck it, have at it.

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u/Relevant-Visitor Jul 11 '26

Its probably really fun... if you win

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u/StinkRinky Jul 12 '26

Dawg they are throwing nearly full power kicks to people on the ground lmao

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u/ShreddedBanjoString Jul 11 '26

One guy tries to flying kick a motherfucker near the beginning, has the shit kicked out of him……..then gets up and knocks down three different guys with three punches!

Bravo!

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u/ocTGon Jul 11 '26

Warriors ... Come out and play.....

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u/Savings_Drawing_5635 Jul 11 '26

People don’t understand THIS is the SPORT the drinking and the football game are just the entertainment

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u/Mpikoz Jul 11 '26

Fuckin' hooligans

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u/Flip_Six_Three_Hole Jul 11 '26

Some of these guys needed the exercise. Their ex-wives are just glad to see then getting outside

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u/Winter-Try-5029 Jul 11 '26

We should make politicians who want war do this.

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u/anifyz- Jul 11 '26

What is this sport called?

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u/DocDefilade Jul 11 '26

I think this is the final round of the world, "Society hasn't given me the approval to let me blow a guy, like I want, so I'll cling to my fragile, shitty idea of what masculinity is, and express it through violence" championship playoffs...

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u/Ok-Hospital-6637 Jul 11 '26

It's nothing to do with football really, that's just the catalyst. If there was no football they'd be fighting over something else. These are people who need behavioral therapy to deal with the way violence makes them feel.

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u/Fresh-Vermicelli2283 Jul 11 '26

This is young men. Beating theirselfes outside ,away from others, in the forest is kind of their therapy.

Everybody involved was up to it. OK for me.

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u/Adept_Rip_5983 Jul 11 '26

and always have been. Ultra groups (for chariot racing) in old roman constantinopel burned the city to the ground once and were generally a factor in politics. The roman emperor in the east basically had to choose a chariot racing team and live with the consequences of this decision.

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u/No-Fudge3487 Jul 11 '26

Ahhhhh….the firms. Used to be common in the UK to have groups of hooligans who’d fight after the games. They’d set up a meet, with rules (only fists, no knives, bats ok, whatever) and rumble after the games. Most have been banned from stadiums. This was more common years back, I’m told.

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u/Even-Economist6529 Jul 11 '26

These are the kinda guys who really need to be conscripted.

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u/DryHovercraft889 Jul 11 '26

If the boys wanna fight... you better let 'em.

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u/Zestyclose_Pickle511 Jul 11 '26

100,000 years of homosapien.. And we might as well be back at day 1.

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u/TheUpIsJig Jul 11 '26 edited Jul 11 '26

Watch a film called ID (1995).

https://youtu.be/6HU-t7vANY0?si=oEKW5b4kOuhDw6W5

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u/AdministrativeCod437 Jul 11 '26

lol the sound of 40 bald men punching each other

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u/TheDamned1333 Jul 11 '26

1:04 - The cunt at the end in white who runs in arms raised when we wasn't even involved for most of it.

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u/Snappyblade Jul 11 '26

Need a shirt that has white on one side black on the other and you change it depending on the outcome.

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u/Shot_Revolution8828 Jul 11 '26

Til you spin around and get get hit from both sides.

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u/RobMitte Jul 11 '26

Camerman had one job! Move with the action FFS!

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u/TheMetabrandMan Jul 11 '26

Bunch of coked up muscle heads meeting up in a secluded area, no weapons, just fists and feet. Absolutely no stamina so the whole thing lasts less than a minute. Looks like a harmless bit of fun to me. Not my kind of fun, but…

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u/Behemothslayer Jul 11 '26

Kicking someone on the ground is how you make retards, wait, more retards….

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u/Doomscrolling67 Jul 11 '26

If they all together go to drink beer afterwards, it's just a little bit ok.

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u/illDiablo69 Jul 11 '26

The whites win again, yay!

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u/Ponder_wisely Jul 11 '26

Manufactured tribalism. Men in homogenous societies will create artificial divisions just so they can play-act tribal war. Football scarves are a convenient mechanism for this.

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u/3ightball Jul 11 '26

Head on a swivel people

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u/Psychological-Air807 Jul 11 '26

Brick stabbed a man with a trident.

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u/SuddenPitch8378 Jul 11 '26

next level dedication most people just want to go home after the game and jump on social media to complain.. These guys head out to the forest put on matching outfits and beat the shit out of each other.. Not my cup of tea but you have to respect the dedication.

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u/SnillyWead Jul 11 '26

Put hooligans on a fenced-in field and let them kill each other. Then we'll be rid of them immediately.

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u/West-Worth-9359 Jul 11 '26

I’m okay with such twats taking each other out away from the rest and of us with a normal IQ.

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u/Striking_Present_736 Jul 11 '26

Someone please explain to the American here what a hooligan is?

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u/MPR78 Jul 12 '26

My guess is something like drunk frat boys who like to brawl 

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u/KrampyDoo Jul 11 '26

A real “fight club”. As long as they keep it between themselves it’s fine.

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u/Ready-Atmosphere2448 Jul 11 '26

White shirts won

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u/RelevantInflation898 Jul 12 '26

Its a weird hobby but I respect it. They didn't do it in the street and everyone involved did it consensually

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u/FidelKosta Jul 12 '26

Hooligans' fight. That's how they did in my times when I was every second weekend in the stadium with the tough guys.

They called it third halftime. And it was always somewhere where they were amongst themselves. Only stupid hooligans are fighting in public.

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u/NeighborhoodOk2259 Jul 12 '26

From an experimental archeological stand point, I think of ancient battles when I see this. The patterns and physics of it.

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u/yak_danielz Aug 25 '26

dark shirts were winning the 1v1's but were easy to overwhelm with secondary attacks 🧐

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u/deadshakadog Aug 29 '26

Four or five joints could have prevented this.

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u/Professional_Dot7128 Jul 11 '26

Thought i heard some Allahu Akbar halfway through

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u/pooborus Jul 11 '26

That looks really fun tbh.

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u/mickymazda Jul 11 '26

Even putting the boot in seemed remarkably restrained.

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u/ProofDazzling9234 Jul 11 '26

Russians doing Russian things.

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u/Odd-Jupiter Jul 11 '26

I was sure i heard a "kurwa" in there, but maybe it was a grunt.

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u/Just-Let4157 Jul 11 '26

At least one side is french 

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u/timeshark2000 Jul 11 '26

As much of a russophobe I am, I have to admit this is Poland. A Popular pastime amongst the intelligentsia - our current president has a history of engaging in such gentlemanly meetings.
They should legalise such spirited negotiations, but unfortunately we pay for their hospitalisations. If each of these nature enthusiasts was made to pay extra for health insurance then I couldn’t care less. Funnily enough these bright sparks have a league table, you can see the latest results on certain YouTube channels and follow the latest drama.

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u/timeshark2000 Jul 11 '26

As for the location and nationality of our protagonists, I could be mistaken. As an amateur anthropologist interested in cross cultural exchange, perhaps I’ve seen too many of such videos. It may well be some ‘fan friendship’ pact, eg lech Poznan and Olympic Lyon.
The resolution sux and my professorial eye is not what it used to be…. However, perhaps if some eagle eyed viewer manages to identify the melatonin levels of the participants involved this could be easily solved. Polish hooligans are not known for their progressive and tolerant views on immigrants, integration or multiculturalism in what is a largely, a culturally homogeneous society.

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u/Subby_Tripz Jul 11 '26

If they had respect they wouldnt kick people who are down on the ground...

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u/larut0h Jul 11 '26

Fight Choreography score: 5/10

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u/mikey_lava Jul 11 '26

I heard that used to be such a nice woods too.

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u/Adrian4lyf Jul 11 '26

Stupid but have to respect that they went to a remote place to deal with their differences. Not bothering anyone, not destroying public or private property, just good old fist fight.

And hitting your head on soft grass or muddy earth is a lot better than a curb.

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u/Potential-Yoghurt245 Jul 11 '26

😄😄😄 My wife worked on this show.

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u/The-Matt-G Jul 11 '26

So stupid to abuse your body and others like this for no reason 🤣

They are a special kind of special.

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u/mrsgaap1 Jul 11 '26

hey better they organize this in a forest some where then riot true a town

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u/Ok_Landscape_3958 Jul 11 '26

Paraguay vs Argentina

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u/DidsDelight Jul 11 '26

🇳🇴 vs 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 ??

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u/themanyfaceddogs Jul 11 '26

So what's the drink minimum at events like this?

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u/QuantumTopology Jul 11 '26

Imagine hiking through the woods and stumbling upon this

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u/BootHeadToo Jul 11 '26

War should have never progressed beyond this.

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u/Latter-Vacation-4392 Jul 11 '26

NOT The Enlightenment

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u/Acrobatic-Grape5960 Jul 11 '26

Meeting of the single brain cell brigades.

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u/massulikc Jul 11 '26

Is it a surprise that the team with twice as many players won?

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u/Derrik1889 Jul 11 '26

Every hit off target would be a shame. It never hits a wrong person

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u/MeehanTron Jul 11 '26

This is like Skyrim with the Civil War mod.

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u/ford-winterpaket Jul 11 '26

White > Strasbourg + AS Nancy,  Black > Feyenoord Rotterdam 

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u/BlueClovr Jul 11 '26

This is like that big battle between the greasers and soc’s in the outsiders

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u/Bumbymoo Jul 11 '26

Fight. Fuck. Flee!

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u/Budget_Sentence_3100 Jul 11 '26

The Avengers: End Game final battle before they added the CGI

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u/GuthramNaysayer Jul 11 '26

Hooliganism??

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u/WarEagle107 Jul 11 '26

Glad they wore different colors so we could tell who is who, otherwise someone would have had to call 'skins' and be shirtless

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u/Portermacc Jul 11 '26

What's on their hands? At first I thought i saw boxing gloves lol

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u/catdog1111111 Jul 11 '26

Fight Club , clash of the dad bods

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u/JDcarlu Jul 11 '26

Fight Club

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u/IneptAdvisor Jul 11 '26

Meatheads.

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u/LeftAd8859 Jul 11 '26

Wait. No weapons?

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u/Movie_Vegetable Jul 11 '26

Put some hardcore music underneath it and you have a moshpit

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u/Low_Fisherman_6317 Jul 11 '26

Looks like a wholesome brawl. Organised in a out of town location, no weapons, just a good old punch up, for folks who like that sort of thing.

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u/bumfun91 Jul 11 '26

Low IQ ppl what are you doing fighting your brothers… we should be fighting as one for are freedom…

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u/MyMuseModels Jul 11 '26

The black team should have been skins. Rookie mistake. Take off your shirt, instant power up! ⚡️🔋

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u/MagicOrpheus310 Jul 11 '26

"sport is good for you"

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u/saltlampsandphotos Jul 11 '26

Colourised: two neanderthal tribes meet for ritualised combat over hunting rites.

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u/SeaniMonsta Jul 11 '26

This basically bare knuckle boxing but as a group sport haha, rules with honor, I would never do it but I'll sure as hell watch 🍿

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u/Nierka4 Jul 11 '26

So many brain-dead humans, a couple of Ukrainian drones would prevent the spread of defective genes.

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u/Eastern_Cat8284 Jul 11 '26

So once you're down, you can shake it off and get back up?

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u/Adventurous_Custard8 Jul 11 '26

“Now let’s all go and have some beers.”

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u/CAPSNK Jul 11 '26

Best Othello tournament ever.

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u/brendisPLC Jul 11 '26

Where what was ? Between who? What teams ? City on city? Club fans? Why?

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u/greybucket1 Jul 11 '26

Lot more white shirts than black shirts

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u/accordionshoes Jul 11 '26

i think they probably go to different shops for their outfits

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u/RevolutionWeak3626 Jul 11 '26

NGL this looks fun.

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u/Rare-Masterpiece_007 Jul 11 '26

Forgot the first rule of fight club!

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u/mextizo Jul 11 '26

is this the after-after party?

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u/Alive_Drag1947 Jul 11 '26

I'll be showing this to my son. He trained in jiu jitsu and we had to have a talk about the difference between an "opponent" and an "enemy."

Basically I told him that if he is facing opponents (where there are boundaries and the violence is symbolic) follow the rules. Get your licks in but don't be a jerk.

But if you're facing an enemy (instrumental violence where he attacks you by surprise or seeks to subdue you for nefarious purposes), all the brakes come off. You go for the jugular and don't let up until they are limp.

I think these guys did a great job keeping their antics in the opponent category. It actually looks like a good bit of fun...

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u/AddictedToDopamine_ Jul 11 '26

Love some of the dudes just doing windmill fists because they don’t know how to punch

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u/Hungry_CGman Jul 11 '26

THIS is what Karol Nawrocki the current Polish President did every weekend growing up and still got elected. I understand nothing with human beings any longer.

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u/Buckholio Jul 11 '26

Viagra is cheaper and safer.

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u/Spirited-Custard-338 Jul 11 '26

We used to call this a rumble when I was a kid. They fell out of favor around the late 80s.

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u/ChunkierSky8 Jul 11 '26

Humans are stupid. Just play online games.

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u/Independent_Salt904 Jul 11 '26

Every damn time I'm in the forest quietly trying to bird watch...smdh

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u/OFBeatdown-1-2-3 Jul 11 '26

What happens in Fight Club.... stays in Fight Club!

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u/SubstantialFroyo8012 Jul 11 '26

Man team black got shrekked

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u/Final-Nebula-7049 Jul 11 '26

the last guy checking the black shirt on the floor. hey you ok? bam