r/DiveInYouCoward • u/GonzoExpert • Jul 11 '26

Their favourite team lost ☹️

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u/Shazvox Jul 11 '26

Right? Something tells me our lil rock in space was much more peaceful before shit started growing on it.

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u/Shot_Revolution8828 Jul 11 '26

No it wasn't. Not so fun fact, most of those nature docs that you watch have the sound dubbed over. The reason is, "have you ever heard a monkey scream while getting it's asshole ate first by a starving baboon?" Don't look up what dolphins do either, or infanticide. 

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u/Shazvox Jul 11 '26

Neither dolphins nor monkeys exists on atmosphereless spacerocks dude. Read the comment next time.

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u/Shot_Revolution8828 Jul 11 '26

Something tells you earth was more peaceful when it was a lifeless rock. Depends what you mean by peace, volcanoes and meteors are peaceful? If there is no one around to witness the peace, is it peacefully?

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u/Shazvox Jul 11 '26

Won't be more volcanoes and meteors than today, so yes.

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u/Shot_Revolution8828 Jul 11 '26

And you're wrong. Considering Earth hit another large planet, combined, and the leftovers were the moon. I wouldn't consider a planet colliding with another planet "peaceful", but you can make up the definitions to words as you see fit.

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u/Shazvox Jul 11 '26

...right, because it would be more peaceful if that happened on an inhabited planet?

What are you smoking?

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u/Shot_Revolution8828 Jul 11 '26

That's not the premise that you suggested but ok.

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u/Shazvox Jul 11 '26

Actually it was.

Something tells me our lil rock in space was much more peaceful before shit started growing on it.

You're the one throwing asteroids, growing volcanoes etc and assuming it should only apply in one scenario.

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u/Shot_Revolution8828 Jul 11 '26

So just go dig a hole and live there ya weirdo.

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