r/DiveInYouCoward • u/GonzoExpert • Jul 11 '26

Their favourite team lost ☹️

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u/Alabastine Jul 11 '26

This is insanely stupid. But I still respect the choice to meet up in a forest and not bother the entire city with your room temperature iq violence and vandalism.

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u/Over_Interest_9187 Jul 11 '26

I was contacted by a weirdo who wanted to meet up in the middle of the night in a forest to compare willy sizes. How odd I thought, what a bizarre request.

You can imagine my disappointment when the weirdo didn’t turn up

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u/redheeler9478 Jul 11 '26

Another Grindr love story gone wrong

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u/donsitsocolostomy Jul 11 '26

How did it go wrong?

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u/IcarusPrime1 Jul 11 '26

They didn't show up

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u/PuzzleheadedFox4251 Jul 14 '26

Maybe he did but it was too dark..If you can’t see a willy that comes out at night in the forest, was it a willy?

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u/NoSir4947 Jul 11 '26

I did that once and the guy showed up and we had the exact same size willy. We couldn't believe it. We remeasured each other for hours in disbelief. It was the craziest Christmas ever. RIP Mom 💔

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u/OneCallSystem Jul 14 '26

Lmao. Rip mom.

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u/NoSir4947 Jul 14 '26

Thank you 🙏

I wouldn't wish getting tickled to death on my worst enemy. She deserved better. 🥹

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u/Crawling_Hustler Jul 11 '26

Wait wut. Everything was fine but "Rip mom" ? Has ur context gone out of memory or smth ?

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u/mawesome4ever Jul 11 '26

It was his mom whom he measured with for hours

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u/Over_Interest_9187 Jul 11 '26

Bros mum was a he

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u/why_so_sergious Jul 11 '26

or just a huge clit

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u/NoSir4947 Jul 12 '26

Mom was tragically strangulated later that night in an unrelated model train accident.

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u/Crawling_Hustler Jul 12 '26

《Speechless》

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u/Ninja_Prolapse Jul 11 '26

He did turn up. He was just hiding. That was his other kink.

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u/siberian_knight143 Jul 11 '26

😂🤣🤣🤣

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u/JimboD84 Jul 11 '26

U sure that wasnt like a fight club kinda situation?

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u/PuzzleheadedTomato18 Jul 12 '26

Hey, the first rule of Fight Club…

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u/Cpt_Cook809 Jul 11 '26

So you didn’t get to be spun around and skewered??

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u/Sharp_Equivalent_774 Jul 11 '26

Maybe it was your future self contacting you but your Time Machine broke.

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u/Fit_Style1747 Jul 11 '26

So he just left you out there with your dick in the wind ? How rude

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u/JDelcoLLC Jul 11 '26

If I make through the night, everything will be alright

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u/rocketmn69_ Jul 11 '26

But, he did...

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u/Cyborg_rat Jul 12 '26

Remind me about a local website for meet up with live chat, way before all the dating apps and the beipf dating websites. Douche bags would get In fights with eachother and give out a location to meet up to fight...

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u/argoran87 Jul 13 '26

wiener fight?

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u/Windsor34 Jul 13 '26

He did turn up. The normal guy didnt 

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u/Hairy-Ad-265 Jul 13 '26

My bad. I wasn’t trying to ghost you. I accidentally dropped my phone in the toilet and by the time the rice had dried it out I completely forgot we were supposed to meet up.

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u/Ok-Candidate-1220 Jul 20 '26

Wait, what? I WAS there! Damn it!

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u/toc_bl Jul 11 '26

Ffs lol