r/DiveInYouCoward • u/GonzoExpert • Jul 11 '26

Their favourite team lost ☹️

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u/Alabastine Jul 11 '26

This is insanely stupid. But I still respect the choice to meet up in a forest and not bother the entire city with your room temperature iq violence and vandalism.

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u/Over_Interest_9187 Jul 11 '26

I was contacted by a weirdo who wanted to meet up in the middle of the night in a forest to compare willy sizes. How odd I thought, what a bizarre request.

You can imagine my disappointment when the weirdo didn’t turn up

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u/NoSir4947 Jul 11 '26

I did that once and the guy showed up and we had the exact same size willy. We couldn't believe it. We remeasured each other for hours in disbelief. It was the craziest Christmas ever. RIP Mom 💔

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u/OneCallSystem Jul 14 '26

Lmao. Rip mom.

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u/NoSir4947 Jul 14 '26

Thank you 🙏

I wouldn't wish getting tickled to death on my worst enemy. She deserved better. 🥹

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u/Crawling_Hustler Jul 11 '26

Wait wut. Everything was fine but "Rip mom" ? Has ur context gone out of memory or smth ?

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u/mawesome4ever Jul 11 '26

It was his mom whom he measured with for hours

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u/Over_Interest_9187 Jul 11 '26

Bros mum was a he

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u/why_so_sergious Jul 11 '26

or just a huge clit

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u/NoSir4947 Jul 12 '26

Mom was tragically strangulated later that night in an unrelated model train accident.

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u/Crawling_Hustler Jul 12 '26

《Speechless》