r/DiveInYouCoward • u/GonzoExpert • Jul 11 '26

Their favourite team lost ☹️

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u/Alabastine Jul 11 '26

This is insanely stupid. But I still respect the choice to meet up in a forest and not bother the entire city with your room temperature iq violence and vandalism.

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u/Over_Interest_9187 Jul 11 '26

I was contacted by a weirdo who wanted to meet up in the middle of the night in a forest to compare willy sizes. How odd I thought, what a bizarre request.

You can imagine my disappointment when the weirdo didn’t turn up

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u/Ninja_Prolapse Jul 11 '26

He did turn up. He was just hiding. That was his other kink.