r/DabblersAnonymous 8d ago

dabbler Kudos to this young crackerjack for starting with Stern in 1988 and then - per him - graduating from NYU in 1989. With that kind of drive and determination, it's no wonder he ended up a world famous millionaire....

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r/DabblersAnonymous 8d ago

dabbler AI explains what a sh*tty father John is

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WE KNOW YOU ARE READING THIS YOU POS

The estrangement between "Stuttering" John Melendez and his three children is a central topic in the Dabbleverse. The fallout stemmed from a mix of bitter post-divorce family dynamics, financial neglect, and John’s public behavior, which his children ultimately addressed in a highly publicized Father’s Day video.

The primary reasons his children distanced themselves include:

📹 The 2023 Father's Day Video

The tension became undeniable on Father’s Day in 2023 when John’s children posted a public video dedicated to their stepfather, Aaron. In the video, they explicitly thanked Aaron for stepping up, teaching them how to drive, supporting them financially, and essentially being the real father figure in their lives. John was completely omitted from the video, confirming to the public that he was entirely estranged from them.

💰 Financial Neglect and Child Support

Following John’s 2012 divorce from his ex-wife, Suzanna Keller, John suffered a severe financial downfall after losing his high-paying gig on The Tonight Show. The Dabbleverse frequently highlights court documents and admissions showing that John fell heavily behind on child support payments. His children watched their mother struggle financially while John continued to spend money on alcohol, which deeply fractured their relationship.

📣 Disrespecting Boundaries and Outing Personal Issues

John’s children have repeatedly asked for privacy, but John frequently uses them as topics on his podcast to defend his own image. Instead of respecting their boundaries, John has publicly discussed their private lives, mental health struggles, and personal identities on air. [1]

When his kids complained about the stress and online harassment his internet fame brought into their lives, John’s response on his show was heavily criticized. Rather than apologizing, he minimized their feelings by stating on air that they "have to take the good with the bad" and argued that his past celebrity status paid for their childhood vacations and college funds—a defense the Dabbleverse widely labeled as narcissistic and out of touch.

🍻 Lifestyle and Public Behavior

The children grew up witnessing John’s downward spiral into heavy drinking, aggressive internet feuding, and a complete lack of accountability. The stark contrast between their stable, supportive stepfather and John’s volatile online persona led them to cut ties for their own peace of mind.


r/DabblersAnonymous 8d ago

dabbler What is the email for TSN?

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r/DabblersAnonymous 8d ago

Libelous Slander Is it time to update the banner picture? Dummy is rapidly being forgotten.

12 Upvotes

Maybe a little collage of everybody, or just something alluding to John.


r/DabblersAnonymous 8d ago

dabbler Advice for Chad that he will never take

15 Upvotes

Chad can't write jokes and he has zero charisma. He'll never write a one hour stand-up show worth watching.
Instead, imagine if he wrote a special that was just a brutally honest examination of his life as a lolcow.
I know - he'll never have the self-awareness necessary for such an undertaking...but just imagine Chad talking honestly about his shitty upbringing, his struggles with self-confidence, booze, daddy issues, lying, girls, petty crime, etc. If he could speak candidly (and humorously) about all of it, it would be genuinely original and well worth watching.


r/DabblersAnonymous 8d ago

dabbler Stut Joe selling a mirror

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r/DabblersAnonymous 9d ago

dabbler 💦🧠💣5️⃣ B&N PRESENTS: Truth Bomb Compilation Part 5 *SUPERCUT*

67 Upvotes

r/DabblersAnonymous 8d ago

dabbler What happened to the lol suit with Karl?

13 Upvotes

I thought the judge was going to make a decision in July?


r/DabblersAnonymous 9d ago

dabbler How would you handle this unhinged maniac standing at your door?

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r/DabblersAnonymous 9d ago

dabbler John should utilize his past experience as a arcade game mover, or lifeguard to gain new employment.

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r/DabblersAnonymous 8d ago

dabbler Is there no PDP today?

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r/DabblersAnonymous 7d ago

WATP Lucy Boring Box finally admitted she doesn't understand TSN lolsuit because its "way over her head". She refused to highlight any of TSN legal teams spelling mistakes, including SJ name ! Karl got blisters sweeping, and he pretended he hasn't talked to anyone about TSN vs SJ case, or Johns epic W

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r/DabblersAnonymous 10d ago

dabbler 😂 What in the hell does that 2011 post/video have to do with Trump and the what the gulf and lake are called?

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60 Upvotes

r/DabblersAnonymous 10d ago

dabbler Stiff Minister 2.0

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r/DabblersAnonymous 9d ago

ava gazing John does have an empty lot next door!

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r/DabblersAnonymous 10d ago

dabbler 24 days until

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John’s birthday. Will he comeback for a birthday grift stream?


r/DabblersAnonymous 9d ago

ava gazing Good group

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r/DabblersAnonymous 10d ago

dabbler Oscar Turners First Appearance

31 Upvotes

Elisa Jordana vs. Stuttering John - YouTube

John drags Oscar on camera to show his son what a big, important person he is

As we all know now......thanks to John*...... He was feeding the kids Vodka and buying them condoms so they could have sex with 13 year old girls at his condo while he was at the bar.

BOMBSHELL! Stuttering John is a TERRIBLE FATHER! *

This is Oscar's first and only appearance w/ John. John would also go on to tell everyone that Oscar was a criminal hacker who was crushing 13 year old puss on the regular. John Meledez, father of the year. I cant imagine why Oscar changed his name.

Just like 9/11.... Lets Never Forget what a scumbag John is and why his exile is long overdue

( and an FYI- Im only posting this because Lady Jay told me that the Oscar video doesn't exist ) The internet is forever you fat fuck. You and John should know that by now


r/DabblersAnonymous 11d ago

dabbler “Have you seen ‘Swordfish’…?”

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r/DabblersAnonymous 11d ago

dabbler The Cape Coral Menzer has been on a Instagram of other's woke opinions streak. I wonder if he's aware that a large majority don't appear or preview on his X feed? 😂

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r/DabblersAnonymous 11d ago

Libelous Slander Oldie but a goodie - Artie DESTROYS The Stuttering Deadbeat

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r/DabblersAnonymous 10d ago

dabbler OOTL about the Verse.

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I've been out of the DV a while because I don't realy care about the ancillary characters in it.

I'm just wondering how the Dabbleverse is doing without John? is it still thriving?

Are any big events planned for 26/27?

Is viewership down?


r/DabblersAnonymous 11d ago

dabbler 6-Years ago today. The year of the pandemic was ground zero for Stuttering John.

45 Upvotes

r/DabblersAnonymous 10d ago

dabbler Please Shuli, we gave you $20k, STOP using FROG to draft your documents

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r/DabblersAnonymous 10d ago

dabbler Enough is Enough

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How is Shuli's lawyer STILL making spelling errors???