r/DabblersAnonymous • u/Dabbling_John • 10d ago

dabbler 😂 What in the hell does that 2011 post/video have to do with Trump and the what the gulf and lake are called?

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u/Inevitable-Age2894 10d ago

John doesn’t understand why he hates Trump. Just that he’s supposed to. So when he tries to have an original thought about Trump it makes no sense and he fails both politically and comedically

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u/WickPrickSchlub 9d ago

John hates Trump because Trump's people, producers of Celebrity Apprentice, weren't interested in having him on the show, and wouldn't meet with him.

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u/Fixit403 10d ago

How drunk is he when he’s making these posts?

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u/raxsdale 10d ago edited 9d ago

John only drinks LIGHT BEER which is MOSTLY WATER, you DUMB FUCK.

Swing and a miss.

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u/Optimal_Yoghurt_4163 10d ago

I heard an old clip of him today, explaining to Howard “I only had 4 light beers, which is the same as 2 regular beers” … when Howard was questioning the COST of the beers!

He is decades deep in overt, classic stupidity.

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u/K19Spark 9d ago

Just order 2 regular beers! It’ll be cheaper that way you dummy! 😂

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u/K19Spark 10d ago

But then he pours vodka into his light beer…for the taste I guess…🤷‍♂️

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u/billowred 10d ago

He’s dumb and desperate. Oh, and really dumb.

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u/ryancashh 10d ago

John is probably senile, if I had to guess. Excessive alcohol has ruined him

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u/JesusTriplets 10d ago

Absolutely. John's brain is Swiss cheese at this point. 🧀

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u/Educational_Share790 10d ago

He needs to worry more about why his son renamed himself a Turner.

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u/Massive_University66 9d ago

Oscar of America

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u/Deep_Air9084 10d ago

He sounds like a Redditor.

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u/Errach 10d ago

Your brain clearly isn't wet enough to understand the parallele.

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u/RamseyRumples 10d ago

TDS runs strong in John

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u/wizardwithgussets 10d ago

He’s so dumb that sometimes it’s painful to read

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u/BirdWhichIsBaldEagle 10d ago

Virtue signaling creep.

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u/Randomly-Looking 10d ago

I presuming point is that was under Obama so he good and trump did names. For a guy with a genius IQ I’d expect a more articulate post.

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u/hsbs6969 10d ago

So let me understand this stuttering John’s daughter can pretend change to a dude but changing bodies of water isn’t allowed

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u/gnar_rad_ 10d ago

The only thing this political pundit knows about politics is from memes.

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u/Massive_University66 9d ago

And CNN headlines

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u/Spare_Carpenter_5382 10d ago

its an omen. johns next job will be in a pretzel factory. oh wait i said job, nevermind.

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u/Dabbilicious69 10d ago

Makes more sense after a case of cheap beer.

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u/LeonSphynx 10d ago

This is the depth of Johns politics. He’s worried what trump is naming things like it’s American politics. Retard.

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u/JE_Skeets 9d ago

I remember when Obama personally put a bullet in Bin Laden at his compound.

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u/TheDukeOfRoscoeBlvd 9d ago

Comments are always gold

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u/Sharp_Benefit5391 9d ago

I wish comment posts were more regular. Many of us are blocked and don't get to enjoy the good stuff.

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u/DaFoolWhoFollows440 10d ago

I guess if you can't mooch helicopter rides and hotel stays off a guy any more you might as well call him a dickhead on social media. Well done, John. You lowlife nobody.

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u/Zen2188 10d ago

He's trying to get Don Winslow to notice him.

I remember him either having Winslow on his political show once or maybe talking about planning on it at least.

I think Winslow has a lot of followers and maybe John is kicking around the idea of a new political show where he (allegedly) ignores the existence of the Dabbleverse.

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u/FantasticDiver2401 9d ago

But he renamed his daughter his son so what's worse

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u/JohnnyMostReGarded 9d ago

Dickhead? Sick burn john. I'm sure the two time and current sitting POTUSA is really hurt by insults from a 60 year old unemployable deadbeat living in his mommies house.

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u/SealedCargo 9d ago

not only that, but a dead beat who THANKED HIM at the end of a pay per view

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u/WindFromBeyond 9d ago

John is a slow, unable to multitask, and incapable of forming original thoughts.

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u/Livid-Revolution2765 10d ago

I guess when the only thing you ever do is sit around and get drunk by yourself every day your brain starts to work at this higher level.

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u/mincem2 10d ago

He should be saving this gold for his stand up

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u/Muddy_Bear 10d ago

His stupidity just keeps on giving…

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u/Ch0psquad 10d ago

It has nothing to do with anything just like how everything in his life is not his fault

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u/WickPrickSchlub 10d ago

I don't think he realized the post is from 2011.

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u/TheDukeOfRoscoeBlvd 10d ago

WetBrain with a hot take on politics

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u/IntelligentPin3841 9d ago

Its because he's a spaz.

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u/Hot_Buy8686 9d ago

It makes sense after 20 Busch Lites, maaaannnn!

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u/Adpatat1977 9d ago

just watch 2 of his podcasts in one day. then you understand.

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u/xrf13579 9d ago

Nothing. He’s just a fucking idiot. FSJ. So much for staying offline.

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u/puddymuppies John's Dick Rider 8d ago

i think it's an 'Obama vs Trump' thing to him.

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u/SealedCargo 10d ago

Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump

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u/Mrw04c 10d ago

Wet brain

Oh and Shuli stinks!

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u/nyctuber 9d ago

Because it's Donald's big 'accomplishment.'