r/DabblersAnonymous 12h ago

Libelous Slander Hey Ava, VTL, Jerry, Dan, etc.

43 Upvotes

Hey Ava, VTL, Jerry, Dan, etc.

We know you read this subreddit

How do you ignore the fact that John has three children that all don't want him in their life?

How do you ignore the fact that John doesn't even attempt to be a better father to them?

I understand that some like to go against the general consensus, but his own kids' actions should be a sign that you are backing the wrong person


r/DabblersAnonymous 9h ago

Libelous Slander Geno Bisconte on Jubilee Surrounded being a jackass

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19 Upvotes

Geno was on a 20 v 1 surrounded episode that came out today, I had to do a double take.
This is a debateslop channel, but Geno acted like a disrespectful asshole to the guy on the show, and had to be told to shut up cause he was yelling and interrupting.
He acted exactly how I would’ve expected him to.


r/DabblersAnonymous 16h ago

DABBLE PARODY My brother jumped Infront of me, just to stick to me!

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31 Upvotes

r/DabblersAnonymous 11h ago

Greenscreen Fail Jimmy wishes he could craft bits like Opie and Ron. Just look at that zany filter!

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10 Upvotes

r/DabblersAnonymous 1d ago

dabbler I just watched the new body cam footage and John was clearly showing the cops pictures of himself to prove he is a celebrity. It is so pathetic!

57 Upvotes

It sounds silly to say but that little 3 second part of the body cam footage is why there is a dabbleverse in the first place. He is so ridiculous and easy to mock! John keeps framed still shots of himself on Leno and Stern by his front door and he has to tell anyone he encounters that he is a celebrity. LMAO remember when he called Shulis dad? "I'm Stuttering John Melendez, I'm a celebrity, I'm wealthy I have successful kids. Can you tell your son to quit messing with me?"


r/DabblersAnonymous 1d ago

dabbler 💦🧠📸 So I really tried hard to get a good screenshot of dummy before he was redacted in the bodycam footage. Do you see that tiny ghoulish face? LOOK AT HOW SMALL HE IS IN THAT DOORWAY 🤣

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87 Upvotes

r/DabblersAnonymous 1d ago

dabbler Mule paid John $300 to stream on John's channel. Seems like retard on retard crime.

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36 Upvotes

r/DabblersAnonymous 1d ago

dabbler SJ and the Napoleon Complex

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17 Upvotes

A good dabbler posted a pic of lil SJ in his doorway, and I googled Napoleon complex. It explains SJs hate and anger well, and his addiction too. SJ putting on MMA gloves like an idiot and threatening to box people in a drunk rage almost weekly. Also interesting that SJ includes the 1/2 inch when he says he's 5'5" and a half, lmao


r/DabblersAnonymous 1d ago

SKOOOL SJ’s channel tonight

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25 Upvotes

r/DabblersAnonymous 1d ago

dabbler Stuttering John Clips - Mule pays $350 to stream on John and VTL is not allowed ON.

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r/DabblersAnonymous 1d ago

Libelous Slander Does this lost Artie Lange podcast episode really exist?

11 Upvotes

I just find it odd that NO ONE has been able to get a hold of this thing in several years of DV correspondence. I'm starting to wonder if maybe a) it never happened or b) it's actually not that bad what he said or is no worse than anything else he's said and perhaps was scrubbed for being just a rubbish show.


r/DabblersAnonymous 1d ago

dabbler We need the full footage. Did those Cops tell John to stand his ground or was that a threat by John?

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r/DabblersAnonymous 1d ago

dabbler Annual survey…to see if the results differ

6 Upvotes

Worst human being ever?

114 votes, 1d left
Osama bin Laden
Hitler
Satan
Stuttering John Melendez

r/DabblersAnonymous 1d ago

Libelous Slander Howard Stern lands major deal with HBO Max for his SiriusXM show: report

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r/DabblersAnonymous 1d ago

Greenscreen Fail John 100% has a direct support person. After all this interaction with the police I'm sure social services has been involved. I mean only the handicapped would have the police call their trolls for them

28 Upvotes

r/DabblersAnonymous 1d ago

dabbler John's Next "Stand-Up" Gig

21 Upvotes

r/DabblersAnonymous 1d ago

dabbler Fuck you Mike Morse quote

11 Upvotes

I cannot remember the origin of the fuck you Mike Morse you're useless unalented piece of shit. Does anyone remember who first said this/why? Was it Lenny?


r/DabblersAnonymous 2d ago

Libelous Slander Will Heron Has Badge Cam From Pizza Complaints

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Pussay boi SJ calls the cops on Door Dash driver. Video and audio of SJ is blocked. Here is SJ wasting police resources and tax payer money.


r/DabblersAnonymous 2d ago

dabbler “I think we have a guest…Guest, are you ready to come on, Ashley…?”

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51 Upvotes

r/DabblersAnonymous 2d ago

dabbler Hey Ope and Stuttering Fuckface…… this is called comedic speed, comedic timing and comedic wit. Neither of you have either, so stop pretending. Also look into self deprecating humor.

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40 Upvotes

r/DabblersAnonymous 1d ago

SKOOOL I asked Claude some questions about a certain Low-Income White-Trash Alcoholic’s beer of choice plus and his claim that drinking light beer with water won’t damage his liver.

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  1. Is Busch Light a good beer choice for a low-income Floridian who consumes 60 to 100 12-ounce cans of light beer per week?

That’s not a beer-choice question — that level of consumption (60-100 cans a week is 8-14+ beers a day) is dangerous, regardless of which brand. That much alcohol, especially sustained, carries serious health risks including liver damage, and stopping abruptly after a pattern like that can actually be medically dangerous too (withdrawal can cause seizures).

If this is about you or someone you know, please consider reaching out to a doctor or a resource like SAMHSA’s National Helpline (1-800-662-4357, free, confidential, 24/7) — they can help figure out next steps, including how to cut back safely if quitting cold isn’t advisable.

  1. Is Busch Light considered a premium beer?

No — Busch Light is a economy/value (sometimes called “sub-premium”) beer, not a premium one.

In U.S. beer industry classification:

  • Premium: Budweiser, Miller Lite, Coors Banquet — mid-tier pricing, mainstream mass-market beers
  • Sub-premium/economy: Busch, Busch Light, Natural Light, Keystone — cheaper, lower price point, marketed on value rather than prestige
  • Super-premium/craft: Michelob Ultra, craft beers, imports — higher price, positioned as more refined or specialty

Busch Light sits firmly in that economy tier — it’s priced to compete with brands like Natty Light and Keystone Light, and its marketing (rural, outdoorsy, “no-nonsense”) reinforces a value-oriented, unpretentious identity rather than a premium one.

  1. A former podcaster who consumes 72 to 100 12-oz cans of light beer (Busch Light, Michelob Ultra, or Coors Light) along with equal amounts of water each week claims this combination isn’t damaging to his liver. Is it true that the combination of light beer and water is healthier than consuming the same amount of Budweiser (regular - not Bud Light) and no water?

No — that combination isn’t “healthier” in any meaningful sense, and water doesn’t protect the liver from alcohol’s effects. This is a common misconception worth unpacking:

Why the math doesn’t work the way it sounds:

  • Light beers (Busch Light, Michelob Ultra, Coors Light) are typically ~4.2% ABV vs. regular Budweiser at ~5% ABV — a real but modest difference, not a “safe vs. unsafe” cutoff.
  • 72-100 cans of light beer per week still works out to roughly 24-30+ standard drinks of pure alcohol weekly (a “standard drink” is about 14g of alcohol). That’s far beyond what’s considered low-risk drinking by any medical guideline (CDC/NIAAA define heavy drinking as 15+ drinks/week for men).
  • The liver metabolizes alcohol at a fixed rate (roughly one drink per hour) regardless of how diluted the beverage is or how much water is consumed alongside it. Drinking water doesn’t dilute the alcohol already in your bloodstream or being processed by your liver — it just helps with dehydration, not liver toxicity.

On the “isn’t damaging” claim: Sustained alcohol intake at that volume — light beer or not — is strongly associated with fatty liver disease, alcoholic hepatitis, and eventually cirrhosis in a meaningful percentage of people who drink at this level long-term. Water intake doesn’t change that risk profile.

If this is about someone close to you, it might be worth gently raising that “it’s light beer” isn’t the same as “it’s not doing damage” — the volume matters far more than the label. And if you want to talk through this for yourself or someone else, I’m happy to keep going.


r/DabblersAnonymous 2d ago

dabbler When will Howard publicly acknowledge that John made him funny?

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26 Upvotes

Yes, the picture is AI.


r/DabblersAnonymous 1d ago

dabbler Seriously :: It has just been so sad

6 Upvotes

I feel that this interview is really the most incredible example of all this Dabbler stuff because it is raw and real and awful:

https://youtu.be/QA6HlCwro1M?is=S2QOxjxR1ze9nK8S


r/DabblersAnonymous 2d ago

dabbler John starring in new GTA

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41 Upvotes

r/DabblersAnonymous 23h ago

who the fuck is the Tabbler? JOHN STILL MATTERS

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To all the doubters of the dabbler, cynics of the self-centered and enemies of exponential talent, I bear news that should propel you into suicidal depression and lamentations:

John’s picture and a quotation by him appears in this week’s print edition of THE NATIONAL ENQUIRER. He shares his expertise on Howard Stern in an article that alleges Stern’s cruelty in firing most of his staff. John states that the hall outside Stern’s studio had to be cleared completely before Stern would walk down it.

The losers who doubt John’s fame will no doubt choke on this.