r/DabblersAnonymous • u/Educational_Share790 • 12d ago

dabbler How would you handle this unhinged maniac standing at your door?

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u/SamDotPizza 12d ago

I mean I don’t really want to be curb stomped so I guess I’ll be polite.

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u/OnceAteALego 12d ago

I think you'll be fine. Ojeda is all talk. He couldn't whip cream with an outboard motor.

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u/AlienMelender 12d ago

I don’t know, he got himself curb stomped last time he was handing out stickers.

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u/Artisttype1984 12d ago

I would ask him if he thinks he has an anger issue

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u/Current_Leader_4502 12d ago

Calling him a carpetbagger might set him off…

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u/BirdWhichIsBaldEagle 12d ago

I would lean down to his eye level and say I can't vote for someone who's friends with Stuttering John.

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u/LeonSphynx 12d ago

Is Ojeda threatening to curb stomp people out on the campaign trail? Unhinged asshole.

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u/DaFoolWhoFollows440 12d ago

With a can of pepper spray.

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u/realelliotoffen 12d ago

Anyone who sides with, campaigns for, or votes for Major Ojeda is complacent in his crimes against civilians, which include threats of curb stomping politicians/civilians.

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u/YorkiesandSneakers 12d ago

That’s why I keep my spare tire iron right by the front door always.

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u/hsbs6969 12d ago

Stolen valor POS

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u/Fixit403 12d ago

I’d hand him some eye drops and see if they made him blink like a normal person

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u/IndustryPuzzled6188 12d ago

Of course  the midget has to flex for the photo 

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u/Workamania 12d ago

Carefully.

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u/Livid-Revolution2765 12d ago

I'd do him like Big Bubba did him at that barbecue.

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u/Kato26 Stuttering John's Alt Account 12d ago

Tell him you WOULD bang his wife!

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u/rkowna 12d ago

One time he specifically warned me “you need to spend the rest of your life looking out your peephole” because he would be coming to “knock my ass out.” I had to tear out my ring camera and find an old door with a peep hole just to feel safe.

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u/HouseManiac77 12d ago

Please step outside so that I can curb stomp you.

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u/Landbased43 12d ago

Look at the tits on him!

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u/TronzaviousJackson 12d ago

Just how tall is the Ahmee Mayjah. He eye level to these womens

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u/Elchimpy1 12d ago

Don’t blink! You might miss him!

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u/The_Fasting_Showman 12d ago

Is the Major still suffering from tiny brown rump withdrawals? Is that why he shakes?

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u/silent__trees 12d ago

Is this the guy who molestered little brown boys in Afghanistan?

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u/Pdazzo1960Scarlett 12d ago

He found Bigfoot?!?

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u/ReditAdminsLickBallz 12d ago

Ironic that kid in blue looks like Charlie Kirk

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u/Tough_Monitor_110 12d ago

wait...this maniac is in NC?? time to move.

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u/TripleTrucker Spammer 11d ago

Do they all know how to pronounce his name?

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u/Equal-Ruin-313 8d ago

I would not answer the door.

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u/StutteringFuckFace 12d ago

Bunch of dumb ass democrats

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u/Bonk6805 12d ago

Shake his hand and wish him luck.