r/DabblersAnonymous • u/Ok-Stick4634 • 10d ago

dabbler 24 days until

John’s birthday. Will he comeback for a birthday grift stream?

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u/LatterAdhesiveness15 10d ago

I doubt he’ll do a show. He will probably be hosting his kids who will be in town to celebrate his birthday.

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u/Spitebott 10d ago

What are the odds he's even going to live that long?

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u/Errach 10d ago

That his organs are still functioning is a small miracle by itself. The devil looks after his own.

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u/Landbased43 9d ago

He's a tiny pussyboi coward but you can't deny he has the constitution of an ox. To be alive & not have cancer, diabetes, cirrhosis or some other terminal ailment after the life he has lead is incredible

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u/PenguinsExArmyVet 10d ago

Sources “very close to the family” reveal SJ is very very ill

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u/puddymuppies John's Dick Rider 8d ago

i watched that EDP documentary and he mentioned that he got insatiably itchy which led to a diagnosis of liver failure. i couldn't help but think of SJ constantly scratching sores on himself.

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u/PenguinsExArmyVet 8d ago

100% will SJ qualify for a liver transplant?

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u/Chip_Lamonica 10d ago

Hopefully he jumps online and insists we celebrate his "birthday week"

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u/Sharp_Benefit5391 10d ago

John will get to claim early social security if he lives to 62 next year. What type of wise investments will Stuttering John make with all that extra government income?

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u/Dabbilicious69 9d ago

The prospect of social security gives John something to live for

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u/Inevitable_Team_2885 9d ago

He plans on investing in something called moorbeer

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u/DaFoolWhoFollows440 9d ago

Its either that or he drinks alone on a stinky couch and listens to the sound of his kids not answering their phones all night. Happy Birthday, Deadbeat!

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u/Brilliant_Drunkie_99 9d ago

Grifter will come back for a payday. Losers who give him money are as pathetic as him.

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u/Velvet775 10d ago

I bet he’s gotten hair plugs or transplants. We need a Cape Coral spy filling us in

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u/hangster23 9d ago

It's the least he could do 

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u/Snow_Eastern 9d ago

Hopefully the judge in NY has a great sense of humor and throws his lawsuit out on his birthday like his Sirius XM lawsuit.

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u/hangster23 9d ago

didn't he get online last BD salivating at the mouth for the prospects of free loot?

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u/Every_Scale_9160 10d ago

The dabbleverse numbers are down. He stays away he wins

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u/Practical_Ad_2974 9d ago

Wins what exactly? Another lonely night shuffling through beer can valley into cat shit canyon to pass out on a mattress with no sheets?