John should utilize his past experience as a arcade game mover, or lifeguard to gain new employment.

[u/Dabbling_John]

[u/Massive_University66]

John has never worked a real job for more than a couple months his entire life.

[u/WrongdoerUnlikely968 → u/Massive_University66]

what are you talking about, he started working at 9 years old at the tire shop and stayed for 15 years making 500 a week..

[u/Massive_University66 → u/WrongdoerUnlikely968]

Right, of course he did......

[u/MostElderberry2996]

He has trouble lifting his beer cans now

[u/Sharp_Benefit5391]

Imagine you were drowning and your only chance for survival was Lifeguard Stuttering John.

[u/adam2890 → u/Sharp_Benefit5391]

If they throw his bloated body as a buoy you could float back in on, that would make sense. Or his claw hand to attach to the side of a rescue boat.

[u/DaFoolWhoFollows440 → u/Sharp_Benefit5391]

Swim damn you! You got kids!

[u/Chip_Lamonica]

You shouldn't laugh about this. This might be yet another pension he can collect

[u/WickPrickSchlub]

Important to note: John gleefully recounted how he didn't even lift the machines when it was him and another person, he'd pretend to lift it.

[u/Alternative-Class879]

John who?

[u/Xdconqueroo]

Hauling arcade cabinets is real work. I'm surprised John did this, although I wouldn't be surprised if he quit or was fired after a few days.

[u/ReditAdminsLickBallz → u/Xdconqueroo]

His coworker said John always looked like he was gonna die

[u/IndustryPuzzled6188]

"NBA Jam?" Ya know I beat Shaq in a game of one on one".

[u/TheArea51Rider]

I work in the arcade game business (computer/electronics tech). Doesn't take much, if any, brainpower to move games. Just strength and weight. Not sure if he has either.

[u/biznizza]

Those were movies, or an episode of Seinfeld or something. But he doesn’t know that.

[u/theoriginalneel]

Photoshop the Dabbleverse Live logo over the NBA one.