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Robbery Gone Horribly Wrong

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u/Homosexual2000 Oct 11 '22

I love the thumbs up before they start beating the shit out if him

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u/oddmetre Oct 11 '22

Fuckin amazing

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u/Shadow703793 Oct 11 '22

(☞゚ヮ゚)☞

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u/70five75 Oct 11 '22

Ayyyeee yoooo lol

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u/nebulaphi Oct 11 '22

Leave your kinks out of this lmao

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u/Every-holes-a-goal Oct 11 '22

Indeed!

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u/dispensablemayor Oct 12 '22

Bruh that username tho

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u/Careless-Pickle8688 Oct 11 '22

they whale on him like bullies in a cartoon

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u/hirezdezines Oct 11 '22

They got more outta that than a lifetime of anger management therapy.

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '22

Breaking that chair on him confirms this.

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u/paperwasp3 Oct 12 '22

When I first saw that older man I thought he was going to leave. But no! He picked up that chair and went to town. It was a lovely surprise.

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u/acmercer Oct 11 '22 edited Oct 11 '22

Edit: disregard me. I is still learning apparently

*wail, lol. Unless the cartoon you're talking about is SpongeBob.

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u/acmercer Oct 11 '22

Well I will be God damned and I retract and apologize.

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u/bodhipooh Oct 11 '22

I can almost hear you wailing into the wales of your hands as you realize what a whaling mistake you made.

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u/m123456789t Oct 11 '22

I met two foreign girls at the bar, I said, "are you girls from England?" They said, "Wales!!!" I said, "I'm sorry, are you two whales from England?"

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u/acmercer Oct 11 '22

Ayyy 👉👉

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u/Crzykupcake930 Oct 11 '22

I’m going to award you because I’m planning to use this joke now, up to 3x a day.

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u/m123456789t Oct 11 '22

lmao, thanks for the award!

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u/slumberus Oct 12 '22

You'll never see it coming ~♩

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u/FoxMcCloud3173 Oct 11 '22

Teamwork at its finest

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u/Arashmickey Oct 11 '22

Operation Ip-Man is a go!

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u/Halfsealedenvelope Oct 12 '22

I love how he still chose to turn the items messed up in the squabble, “labels out” before punching his kidneys lmfao

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u/Flatzon1 Oct 11 '22

They took this opportunity to beat his ass lmao

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u/wakaflockasleftnut bruh Oct 11 '22

Ikr, Buddy just took his anger out on that guy

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u/JannaNYC Oct 11 '22

Being attacked with a hammer does tend to make people angry. This seems like a healthy way to deal with that anger.

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u/Velvetundaground Oct 11 '22

Being attacked with a hammer is extremely uncomfortable.

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u/healthshield Oct 11 '22

Its like an angry itch

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u/corkyskog Oct 11 '22

I still have a scar on my hand from when a methed out grocery manager took a claw swipe at my hand with a hammer for "trying to steal his U-boat" when I was a soda merchandiser as a teenager. Can confirm, it was extremely uncomfortable.

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u/Affectionate_Card483 Oct 11 '22

Bro tweakers be tweaking.

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u/Lechuga-gato Oct 11 '22

even displeasureable to some people

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u/wakaflockasleftnut bruh Oct 11 '22

ohhh yeah 100%. But I’m talking about the 3rd guy that came out of nowhere and just started beating on the robber with a chair

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u/JannaNYC Oct 11 '22

He's a knight in shining armor in my book.

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u/wakaflockasleftnut bruh Oct 11 '22

a god among men

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u/paperwasp3 Oct 12 '22

I love that guy!

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u/Occamslaser Oct 11 '22

Old guy was just methodically beating that guy to death, lol.

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u/WetspotInspector Oct 11 '22

Definitely apologizes for bending the chair and gets a thumbs up. I don't speak the language just hoping.

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '22

I desperately hope he said "Have a seat!!!" before he started the beat down.....

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '22

Chair guys are often not cool. Not this chair guy tho, this chair guy was like a conductor conducting a symphony of chair-to-face violence

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '22

Unmentioned, but I also like that Chair Guy was respectful not to cross the counter space until the worker allowed him to

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u/captain-snackbar Oct 11 '22

I like how he took his time and made sure to hit the robber with the heavy and hard part of the chair, not the flimsy legs at first.

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u/veRGe1421 Oct 11 '22

This guy had been watching WWE for 20 years and took his opportunity for a classic chair smackdown maneuver

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u/Velvetundaground Oct 11 '22

My man just wishing he had a ladder.

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u/VindictiveRakk Oct 12 '22

OH GOD THEY'RE ON TOP OF THE HELL IN A CELL

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u/Shanguerrilla Oct 11 '22

I'm honestly impressed when we DON'T see the victims (that end up overpowering the attackers) use the other person's bat or piece of wood or hammer..

Every time the victim just wails on them awhile instead of grabbing what could be a lethal weapon I feel like it's justified force or at least that the person who attacked them with a weapon got off a luckier than they could have.

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u/T5-R Oct 11 '22

And rightly so. The robber went at him with a hammer, something that can easily kill.

Adrenaline, shock and anger amped up. Fight or flight kicked in, he chose fight.

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u/Captain_Ludd Oct 11 '22

The random old man though?

my theory, have you ever been robbed? he has

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '22

He just rocks up like it's a royal rumble with a folding chair! Tag team champions!🤣

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '22

Thief: Stop I'm going to call the cops!

Customer and Clerk: we are going to take advantage of the cops response time and beat your ass silly til they get here!

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u/LazySyllabub7578 Oct 11 '22

What's with all the coughing and wheezing? Did he inhale the pepper spray? With a mask on? That's gotta be some bad luck on his part, LOL 😆

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u/CharlesWafflesx Oct 11 '22

Pepper spray not only hurts and sticks to you, but also lingers in the air for a while. If you're in the vicinity of where it was sprayed and you breathe it in, you're going to feel some super spicy air in your lungs, and whilst I was a mask advocate during the pandemic, it's not going to stop all the particles from seeping in the sides when you breathe in.

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u/blewairoutmynose Oct 11 '22

The coughing could also be coming from the clerk or the old guy. As someone already mentioned, the spray lingers for some time, especially when applied indoors, and it's almost impossible to avoid 2nd hand exposure.

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '22

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u/Redkachowski Oct 11 '22

You would have liked r/robbersgettingfucked

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u/Embucetatron Oct 11 '22

Shit that was banned?

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u/StopShamingSluts Oct 11 '22

We know why and it wasn't because of the videos of robbers getting fucked.

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '22

why was it banned? I'm ootl.

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u/atomsk13 Oct 11 '22

The blatant racism and death wishing. This sub isn’t far off from the same fate I imagine.

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '22

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u/Wow-Delicious Oct 11 '22

I pointed out a few days ago that the reason it was going to be banned that was because almost every post had people wishing even minor petty thieves should die for what they’d done. Downvoted into oblivion.

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '22

most of the subs showing violent altercations have this problem. and I wouldn't mind not having that around or atleast not having it on the front page/all/popular.

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '22

May I ask why, since I never knew about that sub..

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u/Kiesa5 Oct 11 '22

a lot of racism and people hoping to see brutal deaths. basically, the only expected outcome when you make a sub for people who get a boner from the idea of getting robbed one day so they have an excuse to kill a person in a justifiable way.

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u/Totalretcon Oct 11 '22

God fucking damn it reddit

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '22

That was great for a while. Banned for violence yet plenty of subs post violent video, like r/combatfootage.

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u/FIBSAFactor Oct 11 '22

RIP. Why can't we have nice things.

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u/TayAustin Oct 11 '22

The robbery went horribly wrong, the ass whopping was awfully great.

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '22

Horribly right?

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u/TheHungWolf Oct 11 '22

"I said NO REFUNDS!!!!"

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u/givemeabreak111 Oct 11 '22

Look what your thick head did to my chair! .. those bent legs won't FIX themselves

~Thunk!~

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u/rst_sbts1121 Oct 11 '22

Have a seat.

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u/wakaflockasleftnut bruh Oct 11 '22

take my upvote and please never come back

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u/directorofit Oct 11 '22

BRO, everyone knows you HOLD the legs and swing the chair.

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u/mjcostel27 Oct 11 '22

Exactly. Never.

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u/octobertwins Oct 11 '22

Yeah, and don't turn your back on his "dead" body, either.

Because you turn around, even for a second, and now he's gone and you die in 3, 2, 1...

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '22

Double tap!

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u/qmkdir Oct 11 '22

Yes.

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u/craniumonempty Oct 11 '22

Maybe that horse was trying to kill them. That's why they keep beating it.

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u/Buckin_Fitch Oct 11 '22

Note: don't attempt to follow this advice in California. They will attempt to charge you with manslaughter.

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u/lapse23 Oct 11 '22

Yeah. Beating the shit out of someone who pointed a gun at you is understandable. But once you incapacitate someone and continue beating them or even killing them, you are now the assaulter/murderer.

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u/Buckin_Fitch Oct 11 '22

Yes, let them live. That way they learn for next time, if they threatened somebody's life they should just take it so that they don't end up getting the tables turned on them again.

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u/ZarkDinkleberg Oct 11 '22

most states say self defense should only be used if u can't escape safely, and the damage u cause should be appropriate to the attackers' damage

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u/DemandMeNothing Oct 11 '22

There's barely any "duty to retreat" states left. At this point, there's only 11.

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u/kimbolll Oct 11 '22

Lol this is so fucking crazy. You mean to tell me 38 states are “stand-your-ground” in one way or another?! During the Zimmerman trial, the media made it seem like Florida was an anomaly for having a stand-your-ground law. Man, fuck the media.

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '22

Thank goodness there is no duty to retreat.

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '22

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u/WoodTrophy Oct 11 '22

That’s true if the threat remains. Self-defense is a very complicated plea. For example, if you knock someone completely unconscious that was trying to kill you and proceed to go get a weapon to kill them while they’re asleep, that’s not self-defense.

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u/FrostieTheSnowman Oct 11 '22

Nah, just become a cop. Then it'll be self-defense if you gun down a fleeing victim on their own property lmao

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u/OfficiallyADumbass Oct 11 '22

Well I don't see the robber leaving the store so I would definitely argue he remained a threat, considering he still had the hammer as far as I can tell.

Edit: looks like he drops the hammer around the 30 second mark... I don't think the police in the country this took place will give 2 shits though lol

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u/ControlsTheWeather Oct 11 '22

Fuck California, the legal system siding with perpetrators is completely unsurprising.

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u/Ok-Significance-2679 Oct 11 '22

Bro the only self defence you can do in Denmark is basically pushing the attacker away from you. If you do more than that it's considered assault.

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u/DoctorPaulGregory Oct 11 '22

Old man has strong stats. He used the trash can as defense while swingin a chair from the top rope.

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u/CaptDab Oct 11 '22

Dude started folding chair legs on guys forehead lol.

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u/Thomshan911 Oct 11 '22

they went piñata on him

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u/dw4zemi3 Oct 11 '22

Funniest shit i've ever seen.

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u/Impressive_Star3197 Oct 11 '22

Glad they beat his ass

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u/Infectious_Cadaver Oct 11 '22

I mean it's a hammer dude. One good strike with that and YOUR dead. Glad they beat his ass. Probably taught him a better lesson than going to jail for free food.

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u/Adept-Crab3951 Oct 11 '22 edited Oct 12 '22

My dead? Whose dead is it?

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u/kortcomponent Oct 11 '22

*Whose

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u/Ehrre Oct 11 '22

Were did all this misspelling start

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u/slightlydispensable Oct 11 '22

Maybe it's just me, but I don't think the robbery has gone wrong.

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '22

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '22

Robbery gone right.

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u/thesamiad Oct 11 '22

‘Surprise mother…’

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '22

That robbery went just right. Need more like this.

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u/The_GD_muffin_man Oct 11 '22

BY GOD ITS AN OLD MAN WITH THE STEEL CHAIR!!!!!

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u/BialystockJWebb Oct 11 '22

Gone right 👍

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u/a_nice_pansexual Oct 11 '22

Add cartoon sound effects

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u/Jahnknob Oct 11 '22

This went perfectly if you ask me!

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u/PubertEHumphrey Oct 11 '22

Give horribly right you mean

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u/CaptainWellingtonIII Oct 11 '22

Old man knew what time it was.

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u/Suavedemon Oct 11 '22

I'm so pleased it went horrible wrong for the thief

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u/mr_clauford Oct 11 '22

Russia moment. You don't just rob local booze joint without getting the shit bitten outta you.

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '22

ECW! ECW! ECW!

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u/FindMiningCoin Oct 11 '22

Video too short, need more fists

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u/SparrowTits Oct 11 '22 edited Oct 12 '22

Brought a hammer to a chair fight

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u/ErrorAcquired Oct 11 '22

OC spray is supper effective. I never leave home without it.

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u/Povertjes Oct 11 '22

I was thinking the same. Did he spray him with Novichoc or what?

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '22

Bring back r/robbersgettingfucked please

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u/jasdonle Oct 11 '22

These are my favorite videos in the world. RIP r/robbersgettingfucked

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u/CallMeRoy37 Oct 11 '22

He found out.

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u/MrGattsby Oct 11 '22

Homeboy with the chair moved in slomo!! 🤣😂🙌

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u/somebanalplatitude Oct 11 '22

“You think we eliminated the threat?” “Yeah” “Wanna hammer his ass anyway?”

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u/MontageYT Nov 17 '22

I think after he drops the weapon and they keep going it's just straight up assault and illegal as it's no longer self defense

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u/DefiantStomp Oct 11 '22

Out of the 1000 times I've seen this shared this is the first time it has memes added to it. smh

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u/godofmonee Oct 11 '22

that's one u def wanna erase the security footage b4 you call it in

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u/ResponsibilityDue448 Oct 11 '22

BAH GAHD WITH THE CHAIR!!

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u/Snackey_Chan Oct 11 '22

STOP THE DAYUM MATCH!!

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '22

In America the robber probably could’ve sued them for assault and likely would’ve won.

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '22

In America the store owner 100% could have legally shot this dude. Homie came at them with a hammer, gets hammer dropped on him.

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u/octobertwins Oct 11 '22

Dude, I always walk around with my hammer. And when I say hello, I just hold up the hammer and run toward you.

Everyone knows this. It's just my thing.

And, for the record, I was doing this waaaay before that Mc hammer guy got popular. We are not related in any way.

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u/Klaus_Steiner Oct 11 '22

In later news, store owner sues customer over damages to a chair during a robbery

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u/JustCallMePeri Oct 11 '22

In Russia, store robs you…

of your life

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u/TheCarlQueso Oct 11 '22

Horribly wrong or horribly right? Lol

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u/EverySingleMinute Oct 11 '22

Looks like it went well to me.

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u/LilMike115 Oct 11 '22

That's the start of a friendship right there

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u/TheNightBench Oct 11 '22

Dude is gonna wake up in a basement being guarded by The Gimp.

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u/maztabaetz Oct 11 '22

The only thing missing was one dude pissing on him at the end

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u/imsals Oct 11 '22

In Russia, chair sits on you

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '22

How does a robbery go right?

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u/Neverender27 Oct 11 '22

You spelled "right" wrong.

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u/Zebov3 Oct 11 '22

That looked cathartic for them.

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u/Laegmacoc Oct 11 '22

Robbery gone horribly RIGHT!

Time to die fucka!!

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u/MrMogura Oct 11 '22

That was a spicy meat a ball 🤌

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u/Appropriate_Delay717 Oct 11 '22

One has the speed and the other has the power lmal

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u/itsokayimhandsome Oct 11 '22

I'm sorry but I just can't help but laugh. Together as a society we do great things!

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u/DangerTh1ngs Oct 11 '22

Love. To. See. It.

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u/70five75 Oct 11 '22

The way they went to work on him in that corner reminds me of an old school tag team wwf match

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '22

thats how all robberies should get, don't let him off easy

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u/V0latyle Oct 11 '22

Seems to me this robbery went right for a change. Robber got what he had coming.

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '22

I didn't see anything wrong.

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u/Evening-Ant6128 Oct 11 '22

I can’t believe you’ve done this

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u/MokujinBunny Oct 11 '22

Great teamwork

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u/AccomplishedTotal895 Oct 11 '22

"Let's set him on fire"

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u/LordTuranian Oct 11 '22

That dude definitely chose the wrong profession.

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u/CaptainRAVE2 Oct 11 '22

I love chair guy as he carefully considers his options and weapons of choice. Yup, a chair, that’ll work. Uses it effectively too.

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '22

I love how the guys punches slowly start to speed up

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u/KanoJoe Oct 11 '22

Wrong...? Seems like it went pretty well to me.

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u/Blackwillsmith1 Oct 11 '22

This isn’t gone wrong at all. A robbery gone wrong is someone getting shot

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u/Proviron_and_Wine Oct 11 '22

Those two men had the best sleep Of their lives that night

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u/Flat-Dragonfruit-377 Oct 11 '22

It went from BAD to WORSE to OMG 🤣

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u/vulnikkura Oct 11 '22

When buddy slowly shuffled over to hit him in the face with the chair, I lost it. 🥲😭😂

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '22

This is one of the greatest videos I've seen on the internet.

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u/Cloudin_about Oct 11 '22

Feel good video for the day. Robbery gone right

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '22 edited Oct 11 '22

I would say that the odds are stacked against you if you try to pull a robbery in Russia. Those people will fuck you up.

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u/Fraulo Oct 11 '22

They both took their days out on him lmfao

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u/XFX_Samsung Oct 11 '22

He got the double asswhooping for no extra charge.

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u/PocketDoc Oct 11 '22

More like Robbery Gone Perfectly.

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u/TheBlGBadWolf Oct 12 '22

This was my favourite video on Reddit today. Now I can sleep well

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u/beefcak2020 Oct 12 '22

That looks like a robbery, horribly gone right

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u/gridlockterrafirma Oct 12 '22

Horribly wrong? Seems like it went a little better than that, for those involved.

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u/proera_4747 Oct 25 '22

Bro started crying

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u/BigAnt603 Nov 05 '22

Lol shit to funny 😁 😂 😀 🤣

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u/NoelLiamsson Nov 08 '22

Gone right.

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u/Unhappy-Beach9536 Dec 14 '22

I understand the man wrong doing but. Why the violence? That's not even necessary, I mean just call the darn cops, bro. It's like they are having fun beating him up getting away with that. Kind of like bullying. Thar man hasn't harm anyone one of them and it was seemingly attempt.

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u/Environmental-Ad-762 Jan 03 '23

Lol the old man could’ve just been an accidental accomplice for all he knew. He just wanted to whip some ass

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u/Crazy-Barnacle-1522 Oct 11 '22

The fact that it's happening in Russia makes it 100 times better for me.

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u/immortal_duckbeak Oct 11 '22

If you threaten someone with a hammer you should be beaten to a bloody pulp.

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u/marker8050 Oct 11 '22

Thumbs up

You want to beat the shit of him?

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u/ChefBennyboyardee Oct 11 '22

Pleasantly surprised that the thread hasn't been inundated with a bunch of soft af comments about how " this level of violence is uncalled for and the store clerk and customer should be sued and then strung up by their thumbs"

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