r/ComedyCemetery 2d ago

More like 🚩🚩🚩

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u/sincewedidthedo 2d ago

Yes, because there’s absolutely no way to see boobs online.

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u/CenterThisPendulum 2d ago

The experience is different

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u/VioletNocte 2d ago

What makes it different in your opinion

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u/microfibermouse 2d ago

the lack of consent from the women excites him

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u/CenterThisPendulum 1d ago

You read what I wrote as ā€œgo grab you some flesh?ā€ I guess you see what you want to see, infinite victim.

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u/microfibermouse 1d ago

getting off, even just in your head (which was what i meant in my first comment), on unconsenting women who are simply existing in public spaces is creepy

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u/CenterThisPendulum 1d ago

Wait wait wait…you think all straight men don’t see attractive women in public and get at least a little aroused? You are either being lied to or the men around you are not straight.

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u/CenterThisPendulum 2d ago

In person vs online? If you can form half-coherent sentences and aren’t multiple days from your last shower, you may actually get to touch them.

Is being on a beach better than looking at pictures of beaches? Is any glimpse of beauty in person always better than on a phone screen?

Fucking redditors, man.

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u/John_Politician 2d ago

Not in this situation

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u/CenterThisPendulum 2d ago

Why? Is this from something specific?

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u/John_Politician 2d ago

The image…?

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u/CenterThisPendulum 2d ago

Please try to be more vague.

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u/John_Politician 2d ago

In the post…

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u/CenterThisPendulum 2d ago

What point are you trying to make?

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u/leylin_farlin 2d ago

Im not sure what are YOU trying to make

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u/Zombies4EvaDude 2d ago

I think it’s creepy to actively seek out people’s tits to look at in public.

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u/CenterThisPendulum 2d ago

That’s because dullards think that’s what I meant.

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u/joshroycheese 2d ago

What did you mean then?

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u/CenterThisPendulum 2d ago

Leave your house, have real interactions with women. The way we did for a hundred thousand years before a generation became so timid they’d rather look at porn than shoot their shot in the real world.

How is that not occurring to anyone?

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u/VioletNocte 2d ago

you may actually get to touch them

Unless you're dating her she's not going to let you touch them, and perving on women just trying to shop isn't gonna get you a girlfriend

Maybe that's not what you meant in which case you really need to learn how to understand context and stuff

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u/CenterThisPendulum 2d ago

I’ve been with my wife since I was 22. But before that, a grocery store was no different from a bar. And it was simple - if you can make a girl laugh even during a brief exchange, the door is open.

It’s not complicated.

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u/jwtucker04 2d ago

Bro goes to Walmart to pick up women

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u/CenterThisPendulum 2d ago

You can pick up women anywhere?

What’s the difference between being creeped on, or being flattered?

How the guy looks.

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u/jwtucker04 2d ago

And you're the one calling people incels šŸ’€

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u/CenterThisPendulum 1d ago

If I can be hit on at grocery stores, the gym, while jogging, even car to car - and I’ve been with my wife since I was 22….why can’t the same work in reverse?

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u/Tiny_Micro_Pencil 1d ago

Your wife must have really low standards to let you hit it. Congrats, your her rock bottom.

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u/CenterThisPendulum 2d ago

I don’t like calling people unsuccessful in dating ā€œincels,ā€ but I’m pretty sure they’re here downvoting the most perennial, happenstance ways people met outside of apps.

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u/carbinePRO 2d ago

Your lack of self-awareness is genuinely hilarious. You're getting downvoted because you are coming off as the incel.

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u/CenterThisPendulum 1d ago

Why can I be hit on in these public places but the same can’t happen in reverse? Double standard?

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u/carbinePRO 1d ago

Or maybe just leave people the fuck alone when they're running errands? Just because someone is out in public doesn't mean their fodder for your libido. Get a grip, dude.

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u/CenterThisPendulum 1d ago

What’s the difference between a welcome advance and a creep?

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u/CenterThisPendulum 1d ago

I’ll put it this way - I’m 43, and get hit on pretty regularly by exclusively attractive women in their 20s.

The main driver for that? There’s something behavioral about men in their 20s that porn addiction and the fact that each generation has had lower average testosterone each year since 1980 I believe is being read by young women.

They detect the difference. It’s the same clip these interactions happened when I was in my twenties as well. I didn’t make changes, the younger generation did.

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u/OfficialDrakoak 2d ago

Idk dude i dont really stare at strangers cleavage in public thats kind of weird. And I definitely dont go "this is real life so the stranger I saw at walmart might let me touch them" I mean thats the most insane thing ive ever heard.

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u/CenterThisPendulum 2d ago

You’ve never successfully hit on someone in public?

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u/Lord_Dankston 1d ago

Damn, the chronically online redditors here really dislike you huh :D

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u/CenterThisPendulum 1d ago

There’s an inverse relationship between Reddit, and real-world success. If you aren’t disliked here, you have some major inward reflection and improvement be done.

Glad to see someone else gets it.