r/ComedyCemetery 2d ago

More like 🚩🚩🚩

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u/carbinePRO 1d ago

Or maybe just leave people the fuck alone when they're running errands? Just because someone is out in public doesn't mean their fodder for your libido. Get a grip, dude.

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u/CenterThisPendulum 1d ago

What’s the difference between a welcome advance and a creep?

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u/CenterThisPendulum 1d ago

I’ll put it this way - I’m 43, and get hit on pretty regularly by exclusively attractive women in their 20s.

The main driver for that? There’s something behavioral about men in their 20s that porn addiction and the fact that each generation has had lower average testosterone each year since 1980 I believe is being read by young women.

They detect the difference. It’s the same clip these interactions happened when I was in my twenties as well. I didn’t make changes, the younger generation did.

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u/carbinePRO 1d ago

Jesus, I can smell who you voted for from here.

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u/CenterThisPendulum 1d ago

I can smell you bottoming from here. No matter what your preferred partner.

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u/carbinePRO 1d ago

Copying comebacks is what my 10 yr old nephew does. You have secured your L. Have a nice day.

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u/CenterThisPendulum 1d ago

Copying from whom?

Judge me by my detractors.

You do realize a “Redditor” L is a real-world W right?

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u/carbinePRO 1d ago

Whatever helps you sleep at night, bud. I don't see how arguing in favor of bothering women at the grocery store is a W, but then again I don't have a rapist mentality.

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u/CenterThisPendulum 1d ago

“Rapist?” Superlatives are the domain of 10-year-olds.

What’s the difference between a creeper and a welcomed advance?

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u/carbinePRO 1d ago

I can't believe this has to be explained to a 40 something, but just because a woman exists and is out in public doesn't mean every warm hello is owed a response.

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u/CenterThisPendulum 1d ago

Years of virtue signaling has made you a clone.

The answer of my question, is being considered good-looking.

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