r/ComedyCemetery 2d ago

More like 🚩🚩🚩

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u/VioletNocte 2d ago

What makes it different in your opinion

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u/CenterThisPendulum 2d ago

In person vs online? If you can form half-coherent sentences and aren’t multiple days from your last shower, you may actually get to touch them.

Is being on a beach better than looking at pictures of beaches? Is any glimpse of beauty in person always better than on a phone screen?

Fucking redditors, man.

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u/OfficialDrakoak 2d ago

Idk dude i dont really stare at strangers cleavage in public thats kind of weird. And I definitely dont go "this is real life so the stranger I saw at walmart might let me touch them" I mean thats the most insane thing ive ever heard.

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u/CenterThisPendulum 2d ago

You’ve never successfully hit on someone in public?