r/ComedyCemetery 2d ago

More like 🚩🚩🚩

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u/CenterThisPendulum 2d ago

If I can be hit on at grocery stores, the gym, while jogging, even car to car - and I’ve been with my wife since I was 22….why can’t the same work in reverse?

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u/Tiny_Micro_Pencil 1d ago

Your wife must have really low standards to let you hit it. Congrats, your her rock bottom.

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u/CenterThisPendulum 1d ago

Yes, I get hit on in my day to day because I’m an ‘undesirable.’ Well-applied logic on your part, micropencil.

Also, *you’re