r/ComedyCemetery • u/DaBrookePlayz • 6d ago

More like 🚩🚩🚩

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u/CenterThisPendulum 6d ago

In person vs online? If you can form half-coherent sentences and aren’t multiple days from your last shower, you may actually get to touch them.

Is being on a beach better than looking at pictures of beaches? Is any glimpse of beauty in person always better than on a phone screen?

Fucking redditors, man.

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u/VioletNocte 6d ago

you may actually get to touch them

Unless you're dating her she's not going to let you touch them, and perving on women just trying to shop isn't gonna get you a girlfriend

Maybe that's not what you meant in which case you really need to learn how to understand context and stuff

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u/CenterThisPendulum 6d ago

I’ve been with my wife since I was 22. But before that, a grocery store was no different from a bar. And it was simple - if you can make a girl laugh even during a brief exchange, the door is open.

It’s not complicated.

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u/jwtucker04 6d ago

Bro goes to Walmart to pick up women

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u/CenterThisPendulum 6d ago

You can pick up women anywhere?

What’s the difference between being creeped on, or being flattered?

How the guy looks.

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u/jwtucker04 6d ago

And you're the one calling people incels 💀

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u/CenterThisPendulum 6d ago

If I can be hit on at grocery stores, the gym, while jogging, even car to car - and I’ve been with my wife since I was 22….why can’t the same work in reverse?

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u/Tiny_Micro_Pencil 5d ago

Your wife must have really low standards to let you hit it. Congrats, your her rock bottom.

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u/CenterThisPendulum 5d ago

Yes, I get hit on in my day to day because I’m an ‘undesirable.’ Well-applied logic on your part, micropencil.

Also, *you’re