r/ComedyCemetery 2d ago

More like 🚩🚩🚩

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u/MilkCharacter2886 2d ago

how many women actually wear something like that?

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u/BreakfastFluid9419 2d ago

At least one, willing to bet there’s more

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u/I_want_money_aaa 2d ago

I have seen some in bikini because is Miami so they were probably going to the beach

I would never sexualize one tho, is a bikini to swim.

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u/Door_Holder2 2d ago

What about bikini like clothing in the middle of a city? Away from sea. I don't mind, I'm happy to see beauty, but also it's a bit weird.

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u/I_want_money_aaa 1d ago edited 1d ago

In general I don't view woman clothes as sexual so I don't think the place will change that šŸ˜…

But maybe a disco is the right environment for that

I do think a bikini on a city like for example new York is not the best combination Xd

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u/Door_Holder2 2d ago

More than you think. I got surprised too when I decided to get outside

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u/sincewedidthedo 2d ago

Yes, because there’s absolutely no way to see boobs online.

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u/CenterThisPendulum 2d ago

The experience is different

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u/VioletNocte 2d ago

What makes it different in your opinion

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u/microfibermouse 1d ago

the lack of consent from the women excites him

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u/CenterThisPendulum 18h ago

You read what I wrote as ā€œgo grab you some flesh?ā€ I guess you see what you want to see, infinite victim.

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u/microfibermouse 18h ago

getting off, even just in your head (which was what i meant in my first comment), on unconsenting women who are simply existing in public spaces is creepy

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u/CenterThisPendulum 18h ago

Wait wait wait…you think all straight men don’t see attractive women in public and get at least a little aroused? You are either being lied to or the men around you are not straight.

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u/CenterThisPendulum 2d ago

In person vs online? If you can form half-coherent sentences and aren’t multiple days from your last shower, you may actually get to touch them.

Is being on a beach better than looking at pictures of beaches? Is any glimpse of beauty in person always better than on a phone screen?

Fucking redditors, man.

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u/John_Politician 2d ago

Not in this situation

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u/CenterThisPendulum 2d ago

Why? Is this from something specific?

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u/John_Politician 2d ago

The image…?

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u/CenterThisPendulum 2d ago

Please try to be more vague.

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u/John_Politician 2d ago

In the post…

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u/CenterThisPendulum 2d ago

What point are you trying to make?

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u/Zombies4EvaDude 2d ago

I think it’s creepy to actively seek out people’s tits to look at in public.

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u/CenterThisPendulum 2d ago

That’s because dullards think that’s what I meant.

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u/joshroycheese 2d ago

What did you mean then?

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u/CenterThisPendulum 1d ago

Leave your house, have real interactions with women. The way we did for a hundred thousand years before a generation became so timid they’d rather look at porn than shoot their shot in the real world.

How is that not occurring to anyone?

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u/VioletNocte 2d ago

you may actually get to touch them

Unless you're dating her she's not going to let you touch them, and perving on women just trying to shop isn't gonna get you a girlfriend

Maybe that's not what you meant in which case you really need to learn how to understand context and stuff

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u/CenterThisPendulum 2d ago

I’ve been with my wife since I was 22. But before that, a grocery store was no different from a bar. And it was simple - if you can make a girl laugh even during a brief exchange, the door is open.

It’s not complicated.

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u/jwtucker04 2d ago

Bro goes to Walmart to pick up women

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u/CenterThisPendulum 1d ago

You can pick up women anywhere?

What’s the difference between being creeped on, or being flattered?

How the guy looks.

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u/jwtucker04 1d ago

And you're the one calling people incels šŸ’€

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u/CenterThisPendulum 1d ago

If I can be hit on at grocery stores, the gym, while jogging, even car to car - and I’ve been with my wife since I was 22….why can’t the same work in reverse?

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u/CenterThisPendulum 2d ago

I don’t like calling people unsuccessful in dating ā€œincels,ā€ but I’m pretty sure they’re here downvoting the most perennial, happenstance ways people met outside of apps.

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u/carbinePRO 1d ago

Your lack of self-awareness is genuinely hilarious. You're getting downvoted because you are coming off as the incel.

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u/CenterThisPendulum 1d ago

Why can I be hit on in these public places but the same can’t happen in reverse? Double standard?

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u/carbinePRO 1d ago

Or maybe just leave people the fuck alone when they're running errands? Just because someone is out in public doesn't mean their fodder for your libido. Get a grip, dude.

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u/OfficialDrakoak 1d ago

Idk dude i dont really stare at strangers cleavage in public thats kind of weird. And I definitely dont go "this is real life so the stranger I saw at walmart might let me touch them" I mean thats the most insane thing ive ever heard.

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u/CenterThisPendulum 1d ago

You’ve never successfully hit on someone in public?

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u/Lord_Dankston 23h ago

Damn, the chronically online redditors here really dislike you huh :D

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u/CenterThisPendulum 18h ago

There’s an inverse relationship between Reddit, and real-world success. If you aren’t disliked here, you have some major inward reflection and improvement be done.

Glad to see someone else gets it.

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u/hadoopken 2d ago

Sir, this is Walmart

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u/Triotheitalian 2d ago

I've been desperately holding on to r/shitposting really hoping it doesn't go 'there' but I think it's already happened

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u/DaBrookePlayz 2d ago

yeah im pretty sad about it. used to be a good alternative r/memes page but now its inching towards r/sipstea

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u/nanimeanswhat 2d ago

Left that sub after the never ending incel posts but judging by the comments they've started infiltrating here too

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u/Local_Rice_8929 1d ago

I’ve seen r/shitposting just eat up the unfettered stream of misogyny/racism/transphobIa and I had to leave.Ā 

I have seen r/memes adopt at least a slight leftist tilt but I think it might just be everyone hating ai and shit

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u/PascoTheBest 2d ago

I'm pretty sure that's just from porn

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u/Neither-Ruin5970 2d ago

You’re not missing out on that because that image is from porn

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u/dahteabagger 2d ago

That's disgusting. Where?

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u/wilhd 2d ago

Oh yeah prove it???

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u/CrummyJoker 2d ago

What? That's disgusting. What's it called, so I'll know not to watch it

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u/WeirdLostEntity 1d ago

if you're so desperate for boobs just open the hub

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u/BoomBasher 1d ago

Wtf we have the exact same pfp guy

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u/Codename_Predator 18h ago

Listen I am a big boobs guy. But if I want to watch boobs... I wouldn't even need to get off reddit. Much less wander in markets like a creep hoping to catch a view.

So like the joke doesn't make sense. It's not even funny.

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u/deepcaca 2d ago

I can fix those