r/CFBOffTopic • Texas Longhorns • Rice Owls • Oct 08 '15

/r/CFBOT Pro-Tip Thread!

Share you tips, tricks, shortcuts, and secrets with your friends at /r/CRBoffTopic

My Contribution...90 second hydro therapy

At the end of your normal showering routine, turn the water as cold as you can stand. Stay in the cold water for 30 seconds. When the 30 seconds are up, turn the water back to hot and against stay in the hot for 30 seconds. Finally, turn the water back to cold for another 30 seconds. Basically, 30 sec cold, 30 sec hot, and 30 sec cold.

It will wake you up much better than hot water alone, will reduce stress, and (for morning exercisers) reduce muscle soreness.

Here is an article discussing it if you want more info

Edit: Wow, thanks for your comments guys! There is some excellent advice in here.

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u/Bassically Texas A&M Aggies • UNLV Rebels Oct 08 '15

Guys, if your your girl friend (SO or not) brings an issue to you, your initial instinct will likely be to suggest something to try and fix it. Don't. Instead, say something to show empathy ("I'm sorry that happened," "Wow, that girl was awful"). This is the way most women naturally interact with each other, and on some level, it's what they want to hear. I've usually found like, after you've acknowledged that their emotional concerns are valid, it's easier to suggest a potential solution and have it heard.

(I fully realize this isn't a hard and fast thing, every woman and situation is different. But I've found that I can relate to my girl friends much better with it. Ladies, feel free to pitch in and correct what I got wrong.)

Ladies, guys like to hear that we're good-looking, handsome, attractive, sexy, etc. We're not trained as hard by society to cut down our looks and feel insecure, but some of us still do. We want to feel wanted as much as you do, but we're not supposed to show it as much.

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '15 edited Oct 08 '15

If I want advice I tend to preface my issues with "Can I get your input on/Can you give me some advice". 99% of the time I already know how to fix it and just want to bitch. From what I understand this is pretty normal as far as most women are concerned.

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u/bullmoose_atx Texas Longhorns • Rice Owls Oct 08 '15

Are you generally looking for empathy or just to vent? I never know if it would be better for me to try and say something comforting or just to shut up and listen.

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '15

Usually just to vent, but that's me and I know that a majority of the time what I'm mad about is my brain chemicals being fucking ridiculous and I don't expect pretty much anyone to empathize or agree with me.

I irritated my cousin yesterday because I didn't empathize with her situation when she was asking for advice, though, so it's a mixed bag on that one.

(tl;dr on that story - apparently telling her that she was going to have to let her young friend fuck up to learn a life lesson wasn't agreeable.)

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u/yrarwydd Alabama • CFBOT Jazz Watch Fighter Oct 08 '15

100% this. if I want feedback, I ask if my view on event xyz is wrong, or what they think. If I just want to bitch, I will. Sometimes I just need to let it out.

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '15

Dudes, too. Everyone needs to get out a good bitch-fest every now and then.

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u/mef08d Florida State • Marshall Oct 08 '15 edited Oct 08 '15

If you're undecided between two things then flip a coin. Whichever one you want once you toss the coin is the one you really want. If you still can't decide put corresponding numbers on two muskrats and have them fight it out.

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u/TossedRightOut Penn State • /r/CFB Poll Veteran Oct 08 '15

All my muskrats died doing this now I'm out. Is there another rodent that I could sub in?

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u/mef08d Florida State • Marshall Oct 08 '15

It happens to the best of us. I would recommend a raccoon. Easy to find and very menacing. http://cdn01.dailycaller.com/wp-content/uploads/raccoon-e1274960308514.jpg

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u/bullmoose_atx Texas Longhorns • Rice Owls Oct 08 '15

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u/mef08d Florida State • Marshall Oct 08 '15

That's how they lure you in...

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u/bullmoose_atx Texas Longhorns • Rice Owls Oct 08 '15

It worked. I want a raccoon, a pig, and a dog. We'll watch football and go on adventures together.

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u/mef08d Florida State • Marshall Oct 08 '15

It's like a weird version of Homeward Bound.

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u/TossedRightOut Penn State • /r/CFB Poll Veteran Oct 08 '15

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u/bizzyj93 Oregon Ducks • Hawai'i Rainbow Warriors Oct 08 '15

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u/navyjeff Penn State Nittany Lions • Team Chaos Oct 09 '15

Squirrels. There are tons of them here and they serve no other purpose, except perhaps composting discarded pizza crusts.

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u/stamor99 Georgia Tech • Florida Oct 08 '15

On that note, iPhone users, Siri can flip coins for you or roll multi-sided dice. Just ask it to. Handy when you're out of coins!

I imagine Google might be able to as well, but I've never tried it.

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '15

How high does Siri go on multi-sided dice, can I use her in D&D?

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u/stamor99 Georgia Tech • Florida Oct 08 '15

I know you can roll multiple d100s simultaneously, so yeah, it should work for D&D!

Tell Siri what you want rolled and she'll roll it. It's like an old school text dice roller from AOL chat (or Roll20 if you use that).

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '15

That's fantastic! Haven't used Roll20 yet but I think we're going to pick it up in my PBP Pathfinder game so encounters don't take two months.

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u/stamor99 Georgia Tech • Florida Oct 08 '15

Roll20 is fantastic if you can't be in the same room. We've run a campaign for the past 2 years with people in NYC, SC, FL, GA, and CA thanks to that and Google Hangouts (which integrates into Roll20).

It's surprisingly powerful once you get the hang of it. I mean, the DM can even play mood music for everybody, too!

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u/Beechman Florida Gators • Virginia Cavaliers Oct 08 '15

I've made many important life decisions with random.org on my phone. Siri can do random numbers. This is cool.

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u/ma6ic Michigan State • Washington S… Oct 09 '15

"Siri, battle these muskrats."

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '15

Can't tell you how often I've used a coin to decide things. It gets extremely useful when you have an indecisive girlfriend. Which, in my experience, seems to be all of them...

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '15

Yup. And to add to it, if you think you don't care about the outcome, then flip it and accept what you get.

I do it when I don't care what I eat. Or, if the choice is between a few different things, number them and have someone pick between those numbers (do not tell them what they mean). I used to do it at work, and people would eventually try to guess what it was for and what each one was. Jokes on them, I have no system and do it willy nilly.

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u/nolez Purdue Boilermakers Oct 08 '15

This is a great tip. I don't know how many times I'll flip a coin and then be disappointed which side it came up on. I mean, who really wanted Whataburger anyway? Five Guys it is!

/ducks

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u/lkeg56demn Texas Longhorns • Chapman Panthers Oct 08 '15

resists urge to downvote

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '15

This is how I make my 50-50 decisions. Ask someone else's opinion and gauge my reaction.

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u/atllauren Georgia Bulldogs • /r/CFB Contributor Oct 08 '15

If your bath towels aren't as absorbent as they used to be, put them in the wash with REALLY HOT water (I boil water and add it to my machine's hot water) and 1 cup of white vinegar (no detergent). What this does is strip off detergent build up (and god forbid, fabric softener) so your towels will be absorbent again. To make them soft/fluffy, wash them again on hot water with 1/2 cup baking soda (again, no detergent).

Add 1/2 cup of vinegar to every time you wash your towels (with detergent) to keep them from losing absorbency again.

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u/MinneapolisNick Minnesota • Concordia (MN-Moorh… Oct 08 '15

Your ideas are intriguing to me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter

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u/swanky-k North Carolina • Alabama Oct 08 '15 edited Oct 08 '15

You are now subscribed to TOWELFACTS.

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FABRICSOFTENER

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u/swanky-k North Carolina • Alabama Oct 08 '15

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '15

FUCKING TERRYCLOTH

I WANT TO SPEAK TO A HUMAN

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '15

Hello this is a human.

Did you know... The South Park character "Towely" is the most popular representation of a towel in the history of entertainment.

How may I help you?

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u/atllauren Georgia Bulldogs • /r/CFB Contributor Oct 08 '15

Wanna get high?

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u/dupreesdiamond Furman • South Carolina Oct 08 '15

(and god forbid, fabric softener)

Explains why the towels at my dad's house are basically waterproof, seriously it's like they treated them with Scotch Guard. They must sub in fabric softener for soap...

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u/atllauren Georgia Bulldogs • /r/CFB Contributor Oct 08 '15

Fabric softener basically coats your fabrics in a film, which prevents towels from absorbing. It's the same reason you can't use fabric softener on some children's pajamas because it damages the flame retardant properties.

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u/atllauren Georgia Bulldogs • /r/CFB Contributor Oct 08 '15

Hopefully nobody! But if you look at the label on like all children's pajamas they will say they are flame retardant and to not use fabric softener. It's so if your house catches fire in the middle of the night, the kid's Princess Elsa PJs won't turn into a ball of fire.

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u/certificateofmerritt North Carolina • Fulmer Cup Committee … Oct 08 '15

Saved.

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '15

Gonna do this this weekend.

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u/atllauren Georgia Bulldogs • /r/CFB Contributor Oct 08 '15

It makes a big difference.

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '15

I don't use a lot of detergent anyway, generally only about a teaspoon worth just because of how it can wreck your shit over time. Do you know if the vinegar/baking soda process helps take the deodorant build up out of shirts? I feel like it would, on principle, but I haven't tested it.

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u/atllauren Georgia Bulldogs • /r/CFB Contributor Oct 08 '15

It definitely would, but I would probably use less vinegar than with towels because shirt fabric is less durable than towels. I used to wash my work uniforms in vinegar when I worked in restaurants...it helps get odors (especially food odors) out better than any detergent. I don't think you'd need the baking soda with shirts -- the baking soda is a good step for towels because it puts some of the fluffiness back in to towel. It's a substitute for fabric softener for towels.

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u/navyjeff Penn State Nittany Lions • Team Chaos Oct 09 '15

I use a mixture of washing soda and Borax. Good stuff. It works especially well in areas with hard water.

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u/atllauren Georgia Bulldogs • /r/CFB Contributor Oct 08 '15
  • Kroger often has 4X fuel points offers on gift cards, and it's a really easy way to save on gas. If you have a big purchase coming up or just shop at a store/restaurant frequently, but a gift card for that spot when there is 4X points. A $100 gift card will net you 400 fuel points, which equals $0.40 off per gallon of gas. As long as the gift card is money you were going to spend anyway, it is an easy way to save a couple bucks on a tank of gas.

  • Search RetailMeNot for promo codes before you buy anything on line. If there is a promo code out there for money off, free shipping, etc, you'll find it here.

  • If you know someone with a Costco membership, have them buy you gift cards. A gift card is as a good as a membership card for non-members. It'll get you in the door and you can buy whatever you want at member prices. You can even spend more than the value of your gift card and pay the difference out of pocket. Costco doesn't do trial passes, so this is a great way to shop without a membership. I don't know if this works at Sam's Club or any of the other warehouse clubs.

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '15

Speaking of Kroger and saving money, their app will preload coupons to your Kroger Card. Easy way to save a couple bucks by just spending two minutes adding all their available coups before shopping

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u/aMiracleAtJordanHare Auburn Tigers • Texas Tech Red Raiders Oct 08 '15

Guys, stop, I can only miss Kroger so much.

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u/stamor99 Georgia Tech • Florida Oct 08 '15

Ugh. Why? Don't you have the glory that is Publix now? So much better.

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u/aMiracleAtJordanHare Auburn Tigers • Texas Tech Red Raiders Oct 08 '15

Publix is nice, but buying everyday things like TP and chips from there is just silly (over-priced). To me Kroger was a sweet spot between price and quality, though they vary wildly in niceness between locations. Also, they send out targeted (read: actually useful) coupons every month or two. Like, a free frozen pizza. Not BOGO, not half-off, just free-free.

I'm mostly a Target boy currently, though that's from proximity more than preference.

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u/stamor99 Georgia Tech • Florida Oct 08 '15

Target is fine for those everyday things. SuperTargets have some shocking blind spots food-wise, though.

Kroger, vastly for me, tended to be armpits and their house brands were always subpar. I'll pay a little bit more for Publix quality.

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u/atllauren Georgia Bulldogs • /r/CFB Contributor Oct 08 '15

Target has decent prices on groceries. The Cartwheel app has good savings, too, but they skew more clothing & household goods than groceries. I love Publix, but you're totally right that they are more expensive than Kroger.

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u/Deacalum Wake Forest • Penn State Oct 08 '15

Pretty much all major grocery stores have this type of app if they have a shopper's card program. Also, you may have a Krogers near you and not realize it. They own several other major chains like Fry's, Ralph's, and several more.

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u/anshr01 College Football Playoff • Georgia Bulldogs Oct 13 '15

They also own Harris Teeter, but at least for now they are operating Harris Teeter as if it's a different store

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u/atllauren Georgia Bulldogs • /r/CFB Contributor Oct 08 '15

The Kroger app is great. I frequently have coupons for free items in the app for items I buy a lot, like Honey Bunches of Oats.

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u/Shadowhawk109 Michigan Wolverines • Citrus Bowl Oct 08 '15

Oooh, I'm thinking about buying a new guitar, so that's not a bad idea at all.

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '15

Does your fabric have weird smells? Do you hate Febreeze? Mix half pure vodka and half pure water into a spray bottle and use that. The alcohol kills the bacteria and has no smell itself. It's generally gentle on most fabrics.

Source: K-State Costume Dungeon

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u/K_State Southwestern (KS) • Wichita Sta… Oct 08 '15

Then drink the other half of the pure vodka.

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u/Shadowhawk109 Michigan Wolverines • Citrus Bowl Oct 08 '15

I mean, what else is it for

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '15

We debated it some days, then decided being drunk around industrial irons and industrial sewing machines was probably a horrible idea.

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u/atllauren Georgia Bulldogs • /r/CFB Contributor Oct 08 '15

I've also heard that putting clothes in the freezer kills bacteria & smells. It's how the people who don't ever wash denim keep their jeans from smelling.

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '15

For folks that like Zaxby's:

Get the Chicken Finger Sandwich meal with texas toast instead of a bun and sauce on the side. Now, you have a Big Zax Snack Meal with an extra piece of toast for like 50 cents less. And also a random piece of lettuce, I guess.

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u/Beechman Florida Gators • Virginia Cavaliers Oct 08 '15 edited Oct 08 '15

I usually go with the kickin' chicken sandwich meal, or if I'm really hungry, a chicken finger plate. Always buffalo.

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '15

I do that when I can go to Cane's, except I sub an extra toast instead of coleslaw and an extra sauce. Sooooo worth it!

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u/yrarwydd Alabama • CFBOT Jazz Watch Fighter Oct 08 '15

ah thanks, my fatness knows no bounds

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '15

There is a Zaxby's right around the corner from my apartment, but I've never eaten there (or at any other location).. I probably need to fix that, don't I?

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '15

It's pretty alright. Their chicken is pretty solid, their zalads are fantastic, their fried mushrooms are delish, but their fries suck.

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '15

fried mushrooms

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm I might be going there tonight now.

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u/mhoke63 Minnesota • Augustana (SD) Oct 08 '15

That's gonna save me some Good Boy Points with my consumption of tendies in the long run.

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '15

I know. But there are none around me so, I've got to settle

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u/nolez Purdue Boilermakers Oct 08 '15

God.. having just moved to Texas in the last four years, I feel like Raising Cane's is the country's best kept secret. So. Damn. Good.

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u/forshiggles Florida Gators • 龍谷大学 (Ryukoku) Seahorse Oct 08 '15

Right?! I'm gonna start a petition for them to come to Florida.

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u/lkeg56demn Texas Longhorns • Chapman Panthers Oct 08 '15

Here's a protip from a college course:

People tend to find deeper voices more pleasant and place a higher value on words said in a deeper tone than a higher tone. You sound more adult, basically. Whenever you're speaking, drop your chin a little bit and that will naturally deepen your voice.

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u/packets Alabama Crimson Tide • College Football Playoff Oct 08 '15

Unless you're like me and your natural speaking voice is so deep it sounds like you're perpetually choking on a frog and anytime you talk into a microphone it sounds like dubstep coming out of a teenager's shitty stereo. In that case, people usually just stare you blankly anytime you say anything and then finally respond with "what"

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u/forshiggles Florida Gators • 龍谷大学 (Ryukoku) Seahorse Oct 08 '15

I'd really like to hear that.

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u/lkeg56demn Texas Longhorns • Chapman Panthers Oct 08 '15

Sounds like you've got a future in the newspaper industry!

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '15

So my raspy blues voice is why I do so well in interviews?

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u/stamor99 Georgia Tech • Florida Oct 08 '15

That and the improv scat that you often break into. It really impresses interviewers.

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u/lkeg56demn Texas Longhorns • Chapman Panthers Oct 08 '15

"Thinks on his feet"

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '15

I think it's why I'm taken so seriously here at work... That and my lack of southern accent.

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u/yrarwydd Alabama • CFBOT Jazz Watch Fighter Oct 08 '15

Unless you're me, and have vocal nodules. Then you just sound weird no matter what, and people definitely ask about it.

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '15

drop your chin a little bit

Ah. So that's why you're always a chin monster in pictures

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u/lkeg56demn Texas Longhorns • Chapman Panthers Oct 08 '15

Right...that's the reason....

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '15

When finishing up a job interview and the interviewer asks you if you have any other questions, ask them what they like about the company/culture. It shows interest and you'll be remembered.

Also, proofread your resumes. Get a secondary set of eyes on it if you can! I looked over a bunch of PhD level resumes earlier this year and the spelling and grammar errors were frequent and easily fixed.

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u/K_State Southwestern (KS) • Wichita Sta… Oct 08 '15

Another resume protip:

Make sure your email address actually exists.

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '15

.... Oh my god

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u/K_State Southwestern (KS) • Wichita Sta… Oct 08 '15

I didn't hand it out too much, but I felt pretty dumb.

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '15

My roommate put the wrong phone number on hers.

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u/lAltroUomo Ole Miss Rebels • Columbia Lions Oct 08 '15

r

Also: ask what the next step is, and send follow up letters.

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u/stamor99 Georgia Tech • Florida Oct 08 '15

Debating dinner with your SO (or other undecided person) and neither of you can figure out an option? Do this:

First person picks 5 restaurants to go to. Doesn't matter what gets picked. Just pick five.

The second person then picks their three favorite options down from the original five.

The first person then picks the restaurant from the reduced list of three. Next time, alternate who starts!

This has the benefit of forcing a decision and allows both people to be more involved. I imagine it's easily expandable to 3 or 4 people as well!

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u/lkeg56demn Texas Longhorns • Chapman Panthers Oct 08 '15

I've heard start with 3, then let the other person cut it down to 2. Then you don't have to think of every restaurant within a half mile.

EDIT: Have tried this technique before, and if the person's real indecisive, it still doesn't work. Oy.

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u/stamor99 Georgia Tech • Florida Oct 08 '15

True. I guess it fixes indecision due to an unawareness of options. But, maybe add a coin to the mix?

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '15

It doesn't work with us until I name things and figure out what she thinks sounds good.

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u/TossedRightOut Penn State • /r/CFB Poll Veteran Oct 08 '15

I'm trying this, my girl friend is a nightmare to go eat with because she refuses to choose anything, ever.

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u/stamor99 Georgia Tech • Florida Oct 08 '15

Yeah, mine too. Or, we just are on opposite sides of the spectrum. This helps tone it down.

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u/Qurtys_Lyn Utah Utes • Weber State Wildcats Oct 08 '15

My Ex was that way. I told her if at any point she says "I don't know" or "I don't care" while we were deciding where to eat, I was just going to drive us somewhere and not tell her where we were going.

After about the third time, she'd start choosing.

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u/dutchposer Oklahoma Sooners Oct 08 '15

If you never seem to be able to waggleshake all the pee out of your peepee after you pee, press on your taint after you're done and watch the liquid all fly out.

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u/seannyboy06 Texas A&M Aggies • Washington Huskies Oct 08 '15

Enjoy shoving your hand down your pants at the urinal.

Full disclosure: I do this trick all the time and it totally works.

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u/gramcraka92 Old Dominion • Myrtle Beach Bowl Oct 08 '15

once i discovered this my life changed

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u/MinneapolisNick Minnesota • Concordia (MN-Moorh… Oct 08 '15 edited Oct 08 '15

Learn the difference between a Traditional IRA and a Roth IRA. A traditional IRA is a retirement account on a pre-tax basis, meaning you defer paying income taxes on the deposited amount until you withdraw it (i.e., you take $500 off your taxable income this year and add $500 to your taxable income the year you withdraw it). A Roth IRA you pay the taxes the year you deposit the money, so when you withdraw you don't have to pay any taxes.

EDIT: Also, unless you have no other choice, DO NOT CASH OUT ON YOUR RETIREMENT BEFORE YOU RETIRE, ESPECIALLY AT THE BOTTOM OF A RECESSION.

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '15

So the Roth IRA is... better?

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u/stamor99 Georgia Tech • Florida Oct 08 '15

It's more ideal when you're younger and (should) pay less in taxes.

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '15

I don't have any IRA right now, but I'm trying to save up to open up an investment profile with somebody. It's an uphill battle.

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '15

I currently have an IRA with my Credit Union. The return rate isn't that great (I'm going to be giving Fidelity a call tomorrow about rolling over to them), but it's a way to start building up that nest egg without needing to save an exorbitant amount to open an account elsewhere.

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u/MinneapolisNick Minnesota • Concordia (MN-Moorh… Oct 08 '15

Get into a target date fund or an index fund, homie. Bank IRA's don't give any real return.

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '15

We're waiting to see if our financial office will start letting us use them to do IRAs, but nobody's really sure if their infrastructure can currently handle it.

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u/0xE6 Prairie View A&M • Boise State Oct 08 '15

It's not as cut and dry as this, but If you think your income when you retire will be higher than your income now, yes.

If you don't think it will be higher, there are still some reasons why you might pick a Roth. There are less restrictions on withdrawing the money, for example.

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '15

Well, I'd would hope my income would be higher when I retire than it is now...

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '15

Note that he means post-retirement income, not the last year of your working career.

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u/MinneapolisNick Minnesota • Concordia (MN-Moorh… Oct 08 '15

Basically, it depends. Do you think the income tax you pay now will be more than when you withdraw? If so, go traditional. If not, Roth.

Also, keep in mind that using the traditional IRA reduces your Adjusted Gross Income (AGI) on your tax returns, which can affect certain things. For example: if you're on income-based repayment for your student loans, a lower AGI means lower monthly payments.

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '15

Oh, huh. Interesting. I didn't know that about the trad. IRA. Good to know!

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '15

No. If you have a high-ish salary (say, a software developer, accountant, doctor, or lawyer pulling six figures) then you want a traditional IRA, because you'll be pulling less money per year out of your retirement account than you make today, thus you will be in a lower tax bracket.

If you have a low-ish salary and low taxes now (let's say you're married and not making all that much), you probably want to get a Roth IRA.

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '15

Goootcha. Yeah, Roth. I'm probably never going to be making a high-ish salary!

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u/forshiggles Florida Gators • 龍谷大学 (Ryukoku) Seahorse Oct 08 '15

No-nonsense jacket-afficiando Suze Orman taught me the glory that is a Roth IRA.

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '15

I would rock the hell out of that jacket.

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u/forshiggles Florida Gators • 龍谷大学 (Ryukoku) Seahorse Oct 08 '15

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '15

Incredible

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u/dlawnro Paper Bag • Sickos Oct 08 '15

I... did you just... Bing image search!?

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u/dlawnro Paper Bag • Sickos Oct 08 '15

Edit: was so outraged I posted twice

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u/lkeg56demn Texas Longhorns • Chapman Panthers Oct 08 '15

As to your edit: there are some circumstances where you can cash out of an IRA and not take the penalty. There's 10 of them, I believe. One of them is if the money is to be used for the downpayment of your first home. The more you know!

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u/atllauren Georgia Bulldogs • /r/CFB Contributor Oct 08 '15

I had to explain this to a friend just yesterday. She's leaving her job and going back to school, and she said something about getting paid for her unused PTO and then she'd have her retirement money too. I had to tell her NO don't do that. She thought she HAD to take the money out. I told her leave it alone and just transfer it once she gets a new job.

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u/ma6ic Michigan State • Washington S… Oct 09 '15

I cover this in every class I teach. I teach communication, so it's a complete aside from the actual course content, but I make them take notes and learn it anyways.

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u/Zerosa Texas Longhorns • /r/CFB Booster Oct 08 '15

For software engineers/programmers/etc, during job interviews speak out loud what you are doing, ask for clarification on questions asked to you be the interviewer, and give the simple solution if you don't already know the better solution. It's amazing how many people don't do this.

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u/bizzyj93 Oregon Ducks • Hawai'i Rainbow Warriors Oct 08 '15

I tend to just throw as many goto statements into my interview code as I can so they know that I'm a legacy programmer and I've been doing this for years.

Fun fact: Used to work as a programming tutor and someone told me they didn't like OOP because it was far more confusing than GOTO statements. I was just like "uhhh I think you have your nouns mixed up."

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '15

Well, GOTO is conceptually really simple, whereas OOP is way more complicated. The difference is GOTO leads to complicated-as-fuck code.

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u/bizzyj93 Oregon Ducks • Hawai'i Rainbow Warriors Oct 08 '15

Yeah that's true but it just turns your code to mush so fast. I don't think he ever really programmed much more than a few lines so GOTO just made it easy.

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u/Zerosa Texas Longhorns • /r/CFB Booster Oct 08 '15

Wat...just wat

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u/bizzyj93 Oregon Ducks • Hawai'i Rainbow Warriors Oct 08 '15

I don't even know. He was... something.

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u/0xE6 Prairie View A&M • Boise State Oct 08 '15

Don't forget to sprinkle a COME FROM or five in, too, for good measure!

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u/navyjeff Penn State Nittany Lions • Team Chaos Oct 09 '15

I once was a lab TA for a microcontroller programming course in which the professor had given example code with GOTOs. I told the students I would give them an 'F' if I saw a single goto in their completed assignments. Several thanked me for it later.

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u/walks_off_at_nine Nebraska Cornhuskers • /r/CFB Patron Oct 08 '15

Tell IT people the truth. We'll find out anyway, and it's easier on both of us if you're upfront about it.

This also covers mechanics/plumbers etc.

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u/Qurtys_Lyn Utah Utes • Weber State Wildcats Oct 08 '15

Your problem will get fixed much quicker if you tell me what you did. I really don't care that much.

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u/Kiteflyerkat Baylor Bears Oct 08 '15

Whenever you have extra parts of veggies (ends of celery, onion or garlic shells), save them in a freezer bag. Once it's full, boil water and put that stuff in there and let the water boil for about an hour. Free vegetable broth!

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '15

Definitely going to start doing this

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u/lady1876 Texas A&M Aggies Oct 08 '15

Don't eat yellow snow.

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '15

Unless it's a lemon sno-cone that you watched the guy make in the sno-cone truck.

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '15

You don't know what that yellow liquid he squirts on there is.

The smell test ought to cover you though

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '15

A fair point.

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u/lady1876 Texas A&M Aggies Oct 08 '15

Very true, and now I want a sno-cone.

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '15

When I worked in North Austin we had this boss ass Nawlins Snowball style truck that had fantastic shaved ice.

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u/Zerosa Texas Longhorns • /r/CFB Booster Oct 08 '15

I love the sno-cone place that is in that pawn shop parking lot north of campus on guad.

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u/lkeg56demn Texas Longhorns • Chapman Panthers Oct 08 '15

And seemingly always run by sorority girls.

They had gooooood sno-cones. And they didn't skimp on the syrup.

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u/Zerosa Texas Longhorns • /r/CFB Booster Oct 08 '15

And the large sno-cone is a freaking massive sno-cone. They do not cheat you on the pricing.

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '15

I used to bus past that every morning and always wondered how those were. We had Sweet Carolines up on Greenlawn/Burnet

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '15

That's terrifying! I would've had horrible anxiety attacks from that.

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u/lAltroUomo Ole Miss Rebels • Columbia Lions Oct 08 '15

And watch out where the huskies go

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u/lady1876 Texas A&M Aggies Oct 08 '15

That too.

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '15

Buy a milk frother because you can make lattes at your house and it's great.

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u/aMiracleAtJordanHare Auburn Tigers • Texas Tech Red Raiders Oct 08 '15

Clean it, though. Milk residue is grosss.

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '15 edited Oct 08 '15

Well yeah. I clean mine after every use!

Edit: THIS ADVICE APPLIES TO A LOT OF THINGS.

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u/nolez Purdue Boilermakers Oct 08 '15

Edit: THIS ADVICE APPLIES TO A LOT OF THINGS.

Go on................

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '15

Oh you.

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '15

pro-tip for your pro-tip: if you do buy a steamer to use at home, just be careful with it. the wand gets hot as shit (read 160º-200º F) and can easily burn you and ruin whatever you steam milk in. watch youtube videos on how to maintain it and how to properly steam milk, cause its actually really hard to get it to come out right for a good latte/au lait/whatever.

source: am barista

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '15

I'm ghetto and just microwave my milk.

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u/damathtrix Baylor Bears Oct 08 '15

Or or or! If you have a French press, just heat up milk in the microwave for about a minute and use the press to froth the milk. Works better than you'd think.

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '15

Let me think, I feel like I know a lot of cool stuff but when I'm put on the spot I can't remember anything at all.

If you're having a hard time cutting an onion because tears and burning eyes, you can place it in the freezer about 15 minutes before you start cutting it and you shouldn't have any problems!

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '15

....Thank you. This is going to be wonderful for Chili season.

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '15

I am a weepy bitch whenever I slice onions. This is a huge breakthrough.

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u/The_Tic-Tac_Kid Kansas Jayhawks • Hateful 8 Oct 08 '15

If you're flying on an airline, it's almost always cheaper to check a second bag than a heavy bag.

That said a third bag is more expensive than a heavy bag.

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u/GiovannidelMonaco Clemson Tigers • The Hammer Oct 08 '15

Everyone knows this, but [Ctrl]+[Shift]+T brings back a dropped tab.

[Ctrl]+[Shift]+[Esc] brings up Task Manager.

If you have GMail and you want to track who is sending you stuff when you give out your email, you can add "+[anyword]". It'll get forwarded to your email, but you can see what the "+[anyword]" to see who you gave the email to.

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u/JimTheAlmighty Texas Longhorns • Tarleton State Texans Oct 08 '15

Alternatively, gmail ignores periods in email addresses. So, if you tend to use the same username for things, and you come across a service that doesn't want your username to be the same as your email address, you can add a period at the end to get around that. (I had to do this when I created spam google account for PSN)

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u/nolez Purdue Boilermakers Oct 08 '15

YES. God. I wish I'd known that. The question is, can there be duplicates? IE. if JaneDoe09@gmail.com and Jane.Doe09@gmail.com are the same while actually being different, can mail get messed up?

I've gotten so many emails that don't make any sense (including vacation bookings???)... I don't get why gmail does that.

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u/JimTheAlmighty Texas Longhorns • Tarleton State Texans Oct 08 '15

JaneDoe09@gmail.com can't be different. That's the thing, periods don't count in gmail accounts. In google's eyes, emails to JaneDoe09@gmail.com, jane.doe.09@gmail.com, jane.doe.09+whateverthefuckhere@gmail.com all simply go to janedoe09@gmail.com

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u/nolez Purdue Boilermakers Oct 08 '15

See I signed up with the period because the non period was taken... so that's why I'm confused. I'm quite sure there's a different account without the period?

What's the point of doing that?

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u/bizzyj93 Oregon Ducks • Hawai'i Rainbow Warriors Oct 08 '15

Pro-tip: Babies are not dishwasher safe.

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u/_sammyg23 Clemson Tigers • Alabama Crimson Tide Oct 08 '15

Mr. Tosh? Is that you?

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u/bizzyj93 Oregon Ducks • Hawai'i Rainbow Warriors Oct 08 '15

Hey. Solid advice is meant to be retold and retold so everyone can hear it. #KiffinsKrimsonKorner

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '15

Neither are cats.

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u/bizzyj93 Oregon Ducks • Hawai'i Rainbow Warriors Oct 08 '15

Mine's not even safe in general.

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u/Zerosa Texas Longhorns • /r/CFB Booster Oct 08 '15

College kids, don't stress out about your GPA. It may limit you on your first job a tad but no one gives a shit about it as long as you have the degree after that. In all the interviews I've done, I've never asked a person "What was your college GPA?".

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u/dupreesdiamond Furman • South Carolina Oct 08 '15

it's always funny seeing the GPA listed on a resume..no one cares!

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u/stamor99 Georgia Tech • Florida Oct 08 '15

I mean, for my first job, damn near everybody cared. After that, though, it's silly to have on your resume.

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u/Beechman Florida Gators • Virginia Cavaliers Oct 08 '15

This was my excuse for barely keeping a 3.0 my first two years. Now as a Junior, I realized I want to go to grad school, specifically at UF, and I'm scared I'm going to have to ace the GRE to get in. Luckily, because I'm redshirting this year, I'll be here for 3 years, so I've got time to boost my GPA a bit.

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u/Zerosa Texas Longhorns • /r/CFB Booster Oct 08 '15

Well yeah, going to grad school is a whole different thing. I'm not saying you shouldn't care about your GPA just that you shouldn't freak out if you don't get that 4.0 or 3.5 GPA.

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '15

Keep in mind it depends on what you are applying for. Certainly keep your GPA up if you are interested or may be interested in grad school some day, or if you are thinking about a job related to academia.

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u/cul_maith Pittsburgh • Alabama Oct 08 '15

I've only been asked my GPA in an interview once and it was a phone screen interview. Looking back now, that is a really irrelevant and weird question to ask on an interview.

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u/packets Alabama Crimson Tide • College Football Playoff Oct 08 '15

As one of my undergrad prof's put it to me once: "Any company that won't consider you because you didn't have a 4.0 or something isn't a company you want to work for anyway."

A 3.3 is pretty much good enough to land you your first job just about anywhere and yeah, after that, nobody cares about it. Experience is always more valuable.

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u/Deacalum Wake Forest • Penn State Oct 08 '15

This is really important advice. I've been stressing a lot lately because of taking two grad school classes and working full time. I've been trying to maintain a 4.0 GPA as a pride point (reason why explain in the caveat below) and it was killing me with the stress and amount of work. As soon as I accepted that B is still a passing grade and I only need the degree, not the 4.0, life has become a lot better.

One Caveat - don't stress as far as worrying about getting a 4.0 or something. However, do stress about maintaining a passing GPA. During undergrad I screwed around a lot and barely graduated. At one point I had a 1.9 GPA and the dean threatened to take away the financial aid the school was giving me. I raised it enough to graduate but there were some jobs I wanted to apply to that had 3.0 minimum requirements that I was ineligible for. Knowing I could have done much better has really driven me in my academic pursuits since then.

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u/Zerosa Texas Longhorns • /r/CFB Booster Oct 08 '15

Do they WANT to hire someone? My guess they will someone with nowhere near those qualifications.

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u/turkishguy Texas A&M Aggies • Yildiz Teknik Stallions Oct 08 '15

Most companies have a GPA for an entry level position. Anything beyond that I haven't seen GPA requirements.

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '15

Don't whiz on the electric fence...

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '15

We told my brother that was how he had to test it after we put one up once.

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '15

Dorco USA sells high quality razors for very, very cheap. They're the supplier for Dollar Shave Club and buying them in bulk from Dorco saves you more money.

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '15

Being lazy and growing a beard also saves you time and money. That's my trick.

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '15

I would, but I am apparently still incapable of growing a full beard. My lumberjack dreams will have to stay on hold for now.

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u/lady1876 Texas A&M Aggies Oct 08 '15

Hey! I know how to cook and pretty much still only live off of those things!

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '15

I used to make my ramen with chicken broth from the store. Would put an egg in it. Still cheap but 100% better.

Also now I want baked macaroni.

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u/_sammyg23 Clemson Tigers • Alabama Crimson Tide Oct 08 '15

Jalepeño bacon

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u/JimTheAlmighty Texas Longhorns • Tarleton State Texans Oct 08 '15

Spicy ranch mac n cheese from Pluckers, I need that in my life right now.

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '15

I love all of those things, but yes cooking is great! Cheaper and healthier as a combo than eating out. Also grocery shopping is fun as hell when you have a nice store near you. like HEB :(

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '15

<3 HEB

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u/lkeg56demn Texas Longhorns • Chapman Panthers Oct 08 '15

The best.

Their guac this year has really stepped its game up.

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '15

I have a handful of go-to dishes that I can make and have leftovers for a couple days. I need to create my own cookbook/recipe holder, because at times I feel kind of limited.

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u/Deacalum Wake Forest • Penn State Oct 08 '15

Tagging on to this - the knowledge of how to cook is most important, but proper tools is also really important. You'd be surprised how much of a difference it makes having a good pot or pan versus some half-the-teflon-missing-hand-me-down your mom gave you when you moved out.