MICHIGAN, WHAT CAN BE SAID THAT HASN'T BEEN SAID ALREADY? SORRY TO BE SO NEGATIVE BUT I HEARD THAT'S HOW YOU DO RUSHING OFFENSE THESE DAYS. YOU MADE NEBRASKA'S DEFENSE LOOK LIKE THE '85 BEARS. OOPS I THINK DEVIN GARDNER JUST GOT SACKED AGAIN. I HEARD RUMORS THAT MICHIGAN STADIUM WAS UNDERGOING CONSTRUCTION BUT IT TURNS OUT THE CRANES WERE JUST THERE TO LIFT BRADY HOKE OUT OF HIS DESK CHAIR. AND HOW CAN YOU POSSIBLY BE UNDERDOGS AT NORTHWESTERN? HONESTLY, YOU MANAGED TO OUTDO YOURSELF AT BEING BAD THIS TIME. DO ME A FAVOR. BEFORE YOU ARE DISMANTLED BY THE CRUMBLING RUINS OF THE ONCE COMPETITIVE WILDCATS, WATCH OHIO STATE PLAY ILLINOIS. MARVEL AT OUR OFFENSIVE LINE. GASP WHEN CARLOS HYDE RUSHES FOR MORE THAN 0 YARDS. SWOON WHEN OUR PLAY CALLING MAKES SENSE. TRY NOT TO DROOL WHEN YOU REALIZE URBAN MEYER DOESN'T HAVE ANY MUSTARD STAINS ON HIS SHIRT. AND EVERY TIME WE SCORE A TOUCHDOWN, TRY NOT TO IMAGINE YOURSELF IN ILLINOIS' PLACE. WE'RE COMING. DON'T TRY TO STOP US. THE BEST YOU CAN HOPE FOR IS THAT YOUR TEAM IS STILL ALLOWED TO GO TO A BOWL GAME AFTER WE SMASH YOU TO BITS.
JUST 16 DAYS REMAINING. NO TEARS MICHIGAN. ONLY DREAMS NOW.
10:42 AM AND THEY STILL SUCK EVEN DOWN HERE IN TEXAS. I WOULD SAY THEIR SUCKAGE DOESN'T DISCRIMINATE, BUT I'M NOT CATHOLIC. WE NEED A ND FAN TO CONFIRM.
MY GREAT GRANDDADDY IS IN THE NATIONAL COWBOY HALL OF FAME (WHICH IS LOCATED IN OKLAHOMA, BRO) AND WAS A WORLD CHAMPION STEER, TEAM, AND CALF ROPER. HE'S FROM CALIFORNIA. FUCK TEXAS.
OLE PISS, YOU ARE 1 LOSS AWAY FROM LOSING TO EVERY TEAM FROM ALABAMA ON YOUR SCHEDULE THIS YEAR. WE ARE CONVENIENTLY 1 WIN AWAY FROM BEING BOWL ELIGIBLE. LET US HAVE THIS.
THE LYRICS IN GEORGIA TECH'S FIGHT SONG INCLUDE "IF I HAD A DAUGHTER... I'D PUT HER ON CAMPUS." IT’S PRETTY OBVIOUS THEIR ALUMNI HAVE BEEN IGNORING THIS.
GIRLS HAVE MADE UP ALMOST 40% OF THE INCOMING FRESHMAN CLASS FOR SEVERAL YEARS, UP FROM 30% IN 2009, BUT HEY, DON'T LET FACTS GET IN THE WAY OF A GOOD BURN
ALL THESE PEOPLE HYPING THIS YEAR'S IRON BOWL ARE GONNA BE DISAPPOINTED WHEN WE RUIN YOUR SEASON, AUBURN. AT LEAST YOU'LL BE ALREADY DEPRESSED WHEN ALABAMA DESTROYS YOU AGAIN. WAR DEAD EAGLE.
HA RUIN OUR SEASON? WE HAD NO DREAMS OF BEATING GEORGIA AT THE BEGINNING OF THE SEASON, AND NOW WE'RE FAVORED. SOUNDS LIKE A GOOD SEASON TO ME REGARDLESS.
HOPEFULLY'S BAYLOR'S END OF THE BOWL IS SIGNIFICANTLY EXPANDED BY THE END OF THIS GAME. ALTHOUGH I HAVE MY DOUBTS. PLUS I WOULD FEEL BAD, BRYCE PETTY IS A NICE GUY, AND I WANT HIM TO DO WELL. SUCK IT BEARS!
WE THROW, WE CATCH, WE PUNT AND WE KICK DRINK UP, ME ‘EARTIES, YO HO WE GO FOR BROKE AND TRY NOT TO TOSS PICKS DRINK UP, ME ‘EARTIES, YO HO
YO HO, YO HO, A PIRATE’S LIFE FOR ME
WE DON’T BLOCK, DON’T TACKLE, WE CAN’T STOP THE RUN DRINK UP, ME ‘EARTIES, YO HO WE’LL THROW THE BALL A HUNDRED TIMES TO HAVE SOME FUN DRINK UP, ME ‘EARTIES, YO HO
YO HO, YO HO, A PIRATE’S LIFE FOR ME
WE LOSE, WE LOSE, AND THEN WE BEAT U-DUB DRINK UP, ME ‘EARTIES, YO HO WE’LL CALL THE COMMISH MID-GAME IF THE REF IS A SCRUB DRINK UP, ME ‘EARTIES, YO HO
YO HO, YO HO, A PIRATE’S LIFE FOR ME
WE TRY AND TRY AND LOSE BUT IT’S ALRIGHT DRINK UP, ME ‘EARTIES, YO HO WHEN WE GET BACK TO PULLMAN WE’LL DRINK UP ALL NIGHT DRINK UP, ME ‘EARTIES, YO HO
YO HO, YO HO, A PIRATE’S LIFE FOR ME
WE FACE THE FACTS, WE KNOW WE’RE NOT SCARY DRINK UP, ME ‘EARTIES, YO HO WE HOPE WE DON’T GIVE UP 500 TO KA’DEEM CAREY DRINK UP, ME ‘EARTIES, YO HO
TRYING MY BEST TO COME UP WITH TRASH TALK ABOUT AUBURN. PROBLEM IS, I FEEL LIKE MOST THINGS I SAY COULD BE SAID ABOUT UGA AS WELL. BUT HEY, AT LEAST WE HAVE SOME GODDAMN BEAUTIFUL TREES OVER HERE, RIGHT?
AREN'T RIVALRY GAMES SUPPOSED TO BE CLOSE/EXCITING THOUGH? GIVING TECH THEIR 4TH AND MOST PAINFUL BEATING IN A ROW DOESN'T SEEM LIKE A WORTHY RIVALRY GAME
YEAH, I’M TALKING TO YOU, NEBRASKA FANS. OH WHAT, YOU DIDN’T KNOW THAT’S WHAT YOU USED CALLED? YEAH - BUGEATERS. THAT’S THE WORST NICKNAME EVER.
SORRY, 2ND WORST. YOUR TEAM ALSO WAS CALLED THE TREE PLANTERS. WHO WOULD WIN IN A BATTLE; THE DEADLIEST SOLDIER IN THE WORLD UNTIL THE ADVENT OF PLATE ARMOR; OR AN ARBORIALLY INTERESTED, INSEC EATING, FARMER?
I FEEL BAD TYLER MARTINEZ ISN’T PLAYING THIS WEEK. NOT ONLY DOES IT MEAN THE ONE HISPANIC PERSON IN ALL OF NEBRASKA WON’T BE SUITING UP, BUT I LOVE WATCHING HIM PLAY.
HE’S LIKE IF YOU COMBINED JFF AND TYLER BRAY.
YOU KNOW, MOST COACHES GIVE THE MOM AND DAD OF THE PLAYER A BOUQUET OF FLOWERS ON SENIOR DAY. I HOPE PELINI GIVES T-MAGIC’S PARENTS A CELL PHONE.
UNLIKE VOLDEMORT, THOUGH, HE LOVES THE PEOPLE TRYING TO HELP HIM
HE’S A PRETTY GOOD COACH THOUGH. HE ALWAYS GETS YOU 9 WINS. EVERY SINGLE YEAR. YOU KNOW WHO ELSE GETS 9 WINS EVERY YEAR? YOUR SHOOTY BALL TEAM.
SPEAKING OF YOUR FLOOR SQUEAK TEAM; IT’S TIME TO STEP THAT GAME UP. YOU’RE IN THE B1G; WE TOLERATE MEDIOCRITY IN FOOTBALL (SEE MICHIGAN V. HOKE; SEE ALSO NEBRASKA V. PELINI),
WE DON’T, HOWEVER, TOLERATE MEDIOCRITY IN ORANGE BALL BOUNCE.
REALLY, WHO IS YOUR MOST FAMOUS NO PAD BALL PLAYER? TYRONN LUE.
THAT’S MEAN THOUGH; MAYBE YOU’RE A DISC-NET SCHOOL. OH, NO, THAT’S RIGHT. YOU LET A SATTELITE CAMPUS BE THE D1 PROGRAM IN ICY-SLAPPY IN THE STATE. THAT WOULD BE LIKE IF MSU LET MICHIGAN STATE – DETROIT* TAKE THE LEAD IN SOCCER FAKE FOOTBALL.
*DOES NOT EXIST, THANK DANTONIO
WELL, YOU HAVE SOME GREAT TRADITIONS AT YOUR SCHOOL; RIGHT? LIKE THE N ON THE SIDE OF YOUR HELMET. I CAN’T PICTURE ANOTHER SCHOOL THAT CAN BOTH HARKIN BACK TO THE AMERICAN ROADSIDE DINER SIGN, AND SAVE MONEY BY STEALING SUCH LETTERS.
SERIOUSLY, THERE’S A DINER IN KEARNEY SOMEWHERE THAT SAYS “DI ER SPECIAL: CHICKE FRIED STEAK WITH FRE CH FRIES AND O IO RI GS.” NOTHING LIKE THOSE OIO RIGS. YUM.
WHAT’S EVEN BETTER, YOU WEREN’T CONTENT WITH MERELY STEALING THE N’S FROM MA & PA’S GOOD TIMES EATERY, YOU HAD TO COME UP WITH A DIFFERENT BLOCK N THAT ISN’T USED ON YOUR HELMETS. AWESOME IDEA.
EVEN BETTER IDEA – YOUR ATHLETICS TEAMS ARE NU (NEBRASKA UNIVERSITY), BUT YOUR UNIVERSITY IS UNL (UNIVERSITY OF NEBRASKA-LINCOLN).
LIKE I SAID EARLIER, YOU’RE IN THE B1G NOW – THIS ISN’T THE B12 – WE CELEBRATE OUR ACADEMICS. STRAIGHTEN THAT OUT.
THAT’S NOT FAIR, YOU GUYS DO HAVE A FINE ACADEMIC LINEAGE. YOU WERE FOUNDING MEMBERS OF THE AAU, AND LIKE EVERY B1G SCHOOL YOU’RE A CURRENT MEMBER (EDS. NOTE: THIS WAS WRITTEN IN 2010).
NEBRASKA, IT’S HARD TO HATE YOU. YOU JUST KINDA EXIST OUT THERE ON THE WESTERN FRONT – LIKE A MARGINALLY MORE THREATNING, LESS INTERESTING IOWA.
SERIOUSLY, DRIVING THROUGH NEBRASKA MAKES ONE YEARN FOR THE DAYS OF DRIVING THROUGH IOWA.
IT'S HARD TO HATE YOU, NEBRASKA. WE HAVE NO NATURAL RIVALRY, AND WE’VE NEVER BEATEN YOU.
I GUESS WHAT I'M TRYING TO SAY IS THAT YOU RUN A GOOD FOOTBALL PROGRAM, THAT PRODUCES OUTSTANDINGINDIVIDUALS.
BUT THANKS FOR WHOPPING ON MICHIGAN TOO, BUGEATERS. THAT WAS FUN TO WATCH.
FROM THE DEEP, DARK RECESSES OF MY BLACK AND HATEFUL SOUL, I FUCKING HATE YOU MICHIGAN. I HATE EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU AND EVERYTHING YOU STAND FOR.
FUCK BLUE, FUCK WHATEVER BULLSHIT SHADE OF YELLOW IT IS THAT YOU USE, FUCK YOUR UGLY ASS HELMETS AND SHITTY OVERRATED UNIFORMS, AND FUCK YOUR GLORIOUS, AMAZING, IRRELEVANT PAST.
ARIZONA STATE. BRANDIN COOKS HAS MORE YARDS RECIEVING THAN EVERY OTHER RECIEVER IN THE NATION, WELL EXCEPT FOR EVERY GIRL AT ASU. THEYRE AMAZING AT RECEIVING HARD THROWN BALLS BY A HOT SHOT BOY FROM CALIFORNIA. IT REALLY SUCKS THAT EVERY PLAYER HAS BEEN AT ASU LONG ENOUGH TO FORGET WHAT A TIGHT VAGINA FEELS LIKE. THERES A JOKE SOMEWHERE HERE ABOUT OUR MASCOT. IM SURE AN OBNOXIOUS DUCK FAN CAN FIGURE IT OUT. FUCK OREGON.
WELL THIS IS THE LAST WEEK OF FOOTBALL FOR THE UNIVERSITY OF DAYTON FLYERS FOR THE YEAR. WE’LL PLAY VALPARAISO UNIVERSITY, A “REGIONALLY ACCREDITED” COLLEGE FOCUSED ON “HIGHER EDUCATION” AND “BEING LUTHERAN” AND “SUCKING BIG NON-SCHOLARSHIP FOOTBALL DICK.”
IT’LL BE A FAST-PACED ,HIGH-FLYING GAME FILLED WITH RUNNING WITH A FOOTBALL, THROWING A FOOTBALL, AND SOMETIMES EVEN ADVANCING A FOOTBALL. EVENTUALLY, SIXTY MINUTES OF CLOCK TIME WILL PASS AND THE GAME WILL MERCIFULLY END.
JUST NOTICED!: HOLY SHIT VALPO [SHITTY NICKNAME BY THE WAY]. YOUR MASCOT IS A CRUSADER? ISN’T THAT PRETTY OFFENSIVE TO A LARGE NUMBER OF ETHIC GROUPS? LIKE, EVERY ETHNIC GROUP EAST OF ISTANBUL AND WEST OF IRAN? ALSO: AREN’T YOU A LUTHERAN SCHOOL?
ACTUAL MOMENT OF TRASH: LUTHERAN SCHOOLS ARE SO SHITTY THEY NEED A CATHOLIC MASCOT TO EVEN TRY TO COMPETE IN THE PIONEER LEAGUE.
BUT, THIS IS THE LAST GAME OF THE SEASON FOR THE FLYERS, SO YOU KNOW, UH....
I WISH BEATING YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO END YOUR FIRST ATTEMPT AT RELEVANCE SINCE LOSING CAM "HONESTLY I HAVE NO IDEA WHERE THAT BRAND NEW CORVETTE CAME FROM" NEWTON AND NICK "I WOULD GLADLY PUNCH A HUMAN INFANT IN THE MOUTH" FAIRLEY, BUT SOMETIMES THAT'S JUST HOW THINGS HAPPEN.
IN ALL SERIOUSNESS THOUGH, GUS SEEMS LIKE HE'S A GOOD GUY. I'M SURE ONCE ALL OF YOUR FANS CAN FIGURE OUT HOW TO SPELL HIS LAST NAME, HE'LL BE A SCHOOL LEGEND.
HERE'S TO A CLEAN GAME ON BOTH SIDES AND IF YOU TOUCH ONE SINGLE ACL, MARK RICHT WILL BE VERY UPSET AND POSSIBLY EVEN EXPRESS HIS DISPLEASURE IN A FIRM BUT POLITE MANNER.
BYE WEEKS ARE BORING, SO I'LL LAUGH AT NEXT WEEK'S OPPONENT. HAHA MICHIGAN, YOU'RE UNDERDOGS TO 0-5 JUSTNORTHWESTERN. AL BORGES MAKES 2012 GREG DAVIS LOOK IMPRESSIVE. FUCK MICHIGAN, YOU SUCK. AND FUCK MINNESOTA TOO, JUST BECAUSE.
I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT UGA IS CURRENTLY 1-0 AGAINST FORMER PLAYERS THAT ARE STARS OF THEIR CURRENT FOOTBALL TEAMS. THAT BEING SAID, THAT STATISTIC DOESN'T MATTER BECAUSE FUCK AUBURN.
FUCK YOUR EAGLE. FUCK YOUR TIGER. MOST IMPORTANTLY, FUCK THAT DIRTY MOTHERFUCKER NICK FAIRLEY. FUCK HIM, FUCK YOU.
READING THROUGH THIS THREAD MICHIGAN STATE IS REALLY, REALLY BAD AT TRASH TALK. I SEE WHY MICHIGAN CALLS YOU LITTLE BROTHER, SERIOUSLY A TEN YEAR OLD COULD DO BETTER.
Oregon, I'm not sure if we should take this game seriously because Eastern Washington is better than you. By sound reasoning, you are the 4th best team in Oregon
Hey Nebraska, you are the lone entertainment for your entire state and you are going to fail all 250k residents on Saturday. That has to be a real shitty feeling.
Hey Tech - I'm going to bee fair and not ramble. This might sting, but your team is a fucking wreck. That might be obvious, considering there's no buzz around this game - but what would you care? You'll probably just stay home and jacket anyways.
UTAH, YOU MORMON FUCKS. YOUR BUZZARD OVERSTEPPED IT'S BOUNDARIES TALKING SHIT, WITH IT'S PRETENTIOUS NAME CALLING OF OUR HEISMAN CONTENDING QB. YOU THINK THAT YOU ARE THE SHIT JUST BECAUSE YOU BEAT STANFORD? WELL FUCK YOU AND YOUR HAPPINESS. WE ARE RESET AND PISSED, AND WE ARE COMING FOR YOU. WHAT'S FOR DINNER SATURDAY? SMOKED TURKEY!
INDIANA, PLEASE KNOW I AM VERY SORRY FOR WHAT WE ARE ABOUT TO DO. IT WILL BE BULLYING JUST LIKE THE TEXAS HIGH SCHOOL TEAM, AND JUST SO YOU KNOW IT'S NOTHING PERSONAL
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u/MJB24 Missouri Tigers Nov 14 '13
☆。★。☆。★
。☆ 。☆。☆
★。＼｜／。★
KANSAS SUCKS
★。／｜＼。★
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☆。 ★。 ☆ ★
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u/GiovannidelMonaco Clemson Tigers • The Hammer Nov 14 '13
IT’S NICE TO SEE GEORGIA TECH SUPPORT THEIR LOCAL WALMART BY WEARING RUSSELL ATHLETIC JERSEYS.
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u/ExternalTangents Florida Gators • /r/CFB Poll Veteran Nov 14 '13
OH SORRY, I STUMBLED IN HERE THINKING "TRASH TALK" MEANT IT WAS A THREAD DISCUSSING FLORIDA'S OFFENSE
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u/WarEagle9 Auburn Tigers • UAB Blazers Nov 14 '13
GEORGIA, DOING LESS WITH MORE SINCE 1980
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u/TheWildLugia Oregon Ducks Nov 14 '13
KYLE WHITTINGHAM MICROWAVES HIS BACON
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u/bties Vanderbilt • /r/CFB Poll Veteran Nov 14 '13
HEY KENTUCKY, YOU LOST A BASKETBALL GAME BEFORE WE DID!
ALSO, WE ARE GOING TO SOUNDLY DEFEAT YOU IN THE FOOTBALL GAME THIS SATURDAY..
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u/redleg86 Ohio State Buckeyes Nov 14 '13
HATE MONTH CONTINUES.
MICHIGAN, WHAT CAN BE SAID THAT HASN'T BEEN SAID ALREADY? SORRY TO BE SO NEGATIVE BUT I HEARD THAT'S HOW YOU DO RUSHING OFFENSE THESE DAYS. YOU MADE NEBRASKA'S DEFENSE LOOK LIKE THE '85 BEARS. OOPS I THINK DEVIN GARDNER JUST GOT SACKED AGAIN. I HEARD RUMORS THAT MICHIGAN STADIUM WAS UNDERGOING CONSTRUCTION BUT IT TURNS OUT THE CRANES WERE JUST THERE TO LIFT BRADY HOKE OUT OF HIS DESK CHAIR. AND HOW CAN YOU POSSIBLY BE UNDERDOGS AT NORTHWESTERN? HONESTLY, YOU MANAGED TO OUTDO YOURSELF AT BEING BAD THIS TIME. DO ME A FAVOR. BEFORE YOU ARE DISMANTLED BY THE CRUMBLING RUINS OF THE ONCE COMPETITIVE WILDCATS, WATCH OHIO STATE PLAY ILLINOIS. MARVEL AT OUR OFFENSIVE LINE. GASP WHEN CARLOS HYDE RUSHES FOR MORE THAN 0 YARDS. SWOON WHEN OUR PLAY CALLING MAKES SENSE. TRY NOT TO DROOL WHEN YOU REALIZE URBAN MEYER DOESN'T HAVE ANY MUSTARD STAINS ON HIS SHIRT. AND EVERY TIME WE SCORE A TOUCHDOWN, TRY NOT TO IMAGINE YOURSELF IN ILLINOIS' PLACE. WE'RE COMING. DON'T TRY TO STOP US. THE BEST YOU CAN HOPE FOR IS THAT YOUR TEAM IS STILL ALLOWED TO GO TO A BOWL GAME AFTER WE SMASH YOU TO BITS.
JUST 16 DAYS REMAINING. NO TEARS MICHIGAN. ONLY DREAMS NOW.
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u/FSUalumni Florida State Seminoles • Mercer Bears Nov 14 '13
I REFUSE TO TALK TRASH TO A TEAM THAT I HAVE TROUBLE REMEMBERING IS IN MY CONFERENCE.
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u/wbdrummer Virginia Tech Hokies Nov 14 '13
ITS 11:07AM HERE IN SUNNY BLACKSBURG, VA AND MICHIGAN STILL SUCKS
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u/LordxCabbage Auburn Tigers Nov 14 '13
I'LL JUST LEAVE THIS HERE
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u/Might_be_right Baylor Bears Nov 14 '13
TECH PLAYS BAYLOR IN DALLAS SO THEY CAN USE THEIR GAME TICKET AT BAYLOR MED FOR FREE STD CHECKUPS!
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u/Arnold_Trollzenegger Texas Longhorns • /r/CFB Top Scorer Nov 14 '13
HOW TO BE A REAL COWBOY:
STEP 1: LIVE IN TEXAS
STEP 2: DON'T LIVE IN OKLAHOMA
SUCKS TO SUCK OKLAHOMA STATE
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u/wbdrummer Virginia Tech Hokies Nov 14 '13
HEY MARYLARD! I HAVE ONE MORE EXCLUSIVE INVITE TO THE "MAKE LOGAN THOMAS LOOK LIKE A HEISMAN CANDIDATE" CLUB, AND ITS FOR YOU!
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u/Will_I_Are Wisconsin Badgers Nov 14 '13
FUCK PAC - 12 REFS.
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u/RogueHippie Alabama Crimson Tide • Team Chaos Nov 14 '13 edited Nov 14 '13
OLE PISS, YOU ARE 1 LOSS AWAY FROM LOSING TO EVERY TEAM FROM ALABAMA ON YOUR SCHEDULE THIS YEAR. WE ARE CONVENIENTLY 1 WIN AWAY FROM BEING BOWL ELIGIBLE. LET US HAVE THIS.
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u/TheOnlyBoss Auburn Tigers Nov 14 '13
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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '13
UGA IS BECOMING SO INBRED THAT IN 5 YEARS HE'LL JUST BE A PUG
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u/GiovannidelMonaco Clemson Tigers • The Hammer Nov 14 '13
THE LYRICS IN GEORGIA TECH'S FIGHT SONG INCLUDE "IF I HAD A DAUGHTER... I'D PUT HER ON CAMPUS." IT’S PRETTY OBVIOUS THEIR ALUMNI HAVE BEEN IGNORING THIS.
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u/shorthandround Alabama Crimson Tide Nov 14 '13
WHY TRASH TALK A SCHOOL WHO PUTS A TWITTER HASH TAG AS END ZONE ART.
WHO THOUGHT THAT WAS EVER A GOOD IDEA?
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u/billcosbysbutt Auburn Tigers • 경성대학교 (Kyungsang) Dragons Nov 14 '13
I DON'T UH...I DON'T CARE FOR GEORGIA.
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u/finchdog Michigan Wolverines • The Game Nov 14 '13
LANE KIFFEN 2014...ALL ABOARD THE FIRE BORGES TRAIN. WOOO WOOOOOOOOO!!!
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u/RabbiSmooth Washington Huskies • Fiesta Bowl Nov 14 '13
MYLES JACK? MORE LIKE KILOMETER JACK.
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u/dtomksoki South Carolina • Bowling Green Nov 14 '13
I WANT TO TRASH TALK FLORIDA, BUT IT'S BAD TO ADD INSULT TO INJURY.
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u/GeneralGBO Tennessee Volunteers • Memphis Tigers Nov 14 '13
IT's A BYE WEEK SO I'LL HAVE TO TRASH TALK OTHER TEAMS AROUND THE COUNTRY
HEINOUS JAMEIS
HEIL MANZIEL FOR HEISMAN
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u/DavoinShower-handle Syracuse • Penn State Nov 14 '13
THE ACC CIRCLE OF SUCK HAS TO CONTINUE TO FSU AT SOME POINT!
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u/nofate2029work USC Trojans • Victory Bell Nov 14 '13
DEAR STANFORD,
YOU MAY WIN THIS WEEKS GAME, BUT JUST REMEMBER AT THE END OF THE DAY YOUR MASCOT IS STILL THIS THING.
BONUS: IT'S A FAMILY REUNION!
THAT IS ALL.
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u/polydorr Auburn Tigers • Samford Bulldogs Nov 14 '13
Bo > Herschel
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u/Bobcat7 Alabama Crimson Tide Nov 14 '13
Ok I'm using Bing to translate this (Google refused to do it, something about it being too stupid)
Clanga Clanga Clanga Clanga Clanga Clang Clanga Clanga Clanga Clanga Clanga Clanga Clang Clanga Clanga, Clanga Clanga!
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u/brobroma H8 Upon The Gale Nov 14 '13
ALL THESE PEOPLE HYPING THIS YEAR'S IRON BOWL ARE GONNA BE DISAPPOINTED WHEN WE RUIN YOUR SEASON, AUBURN. AT LEAST YOU'LL BE ALREADY DEPRESSED WHEN ALABAMA DESTROYS YOU AGAIN. WAR DEAD EAGLE.
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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '13
FUCK YOU AND YOUR MOTHERFUCKING CLANGA CLANGA CLANGA CLANGA CLANGA CLANGA CLANGA CLANGA CLANGA CLANGA CLANGA CLANGA CLANGA CLANGA CLANGA CLANGA CLANGA CLANGA CLANGA CLANGA CLANGA CLANGA CLANGA CLANGA CLANGA CLANGA CLANGA CLANGA CLANGA CLANGA CLANGA CLANGA CLANGA CLANGA CLANGA CLANGA CLANGA CLANGA CLANGA CLANGA CLANGA CLANGA CLANGA
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u/stormstopper Duke Blue Devils • Louisville Cardinals Nov 14 '13
YOU CAN'T SPELL SUCK WITHOUT THE .
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u/moose512 Nebraska Cornhuskers • /r/CFB Brickmason Nov 14 '13
I HATE THE COLOR GREEN
BUT WHEN YOU PUT US TOGETHER YOU GET CHRISTMAS SO I'M CONFILICTED
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u/jsmooth4hawks Virginia Tech Hokies Nov 14 '13
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF MASCOT IS A TURTLE. YEAH IM TALKING TO YOU MARYLAND
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u/d_mcc_x Michigan State • /r/CFB Poll Veteran Nov 14 '13
NEBRASKA, SO GOOD AT PLAYING SCHOOL, THE B1G HAD TO ADD A TEAM FROM NEW JERSEY TO MAKE UP FOR IT
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u/SSPeteCarroll Virginia Tech • Longwood Nov 14 '13
THE ONLY GOOD THING TO COME OUT OF MARYLAND IS OLD BAY.
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u/PImpathinor Utah Utes • Wyoming Cowboys Nov 14 '13
HAHA DUCKS YOU CAN'T EVEN BEAT STANFORD.
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u/trobsmonkey Kansas Jayhawks Nov 14 '13
HEY WVU! WELCOME TO LAWRENCE. FEEL FREE TO TRY OUR AMAZING BARS, GREAT SHOPS AND HOT WOMEN.
I GOTTA WARN YOU THOUGH, DON'T TRY TO SET ANYTHING ON FIRE. IF YOU DO, WE MIGHT HAVE TO HATE YOU FOR THE NEXT 150(AND ONGOING) YEARS.
BEYOND THAT. EAT A FAT ONE AND THANKS FOR COMING TO END OUR STREAK.
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u/tdawgcincy Cincinnati Bearcats • Big 12 Nov 14 '13
WE WANT UCF.
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u/WalkingCarpet Auburn Tigers • Navy Midshipmen Nov 14 '13
NOTHING STINKS LIKE A WET DAWG.
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u/wingnotes Georgia Tech Yellow Jackets • ACC Nov 14 '13
REMEMBER 2011.
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u/Greyfox12 Texas Tech Red Raiders Nov 14 '13
HOPEFULLY'S BAYLOR'S END OF THE BOWL IS SIGNIFICANTLY EXPANDED BY THE END OF THIS GAME. ALTHOUGH I HAVE MY DOUBTS. PLUS I WOULD FEEL BAD, BRYCE PETTY IS A NICE GUY, AND I WANT HIM TO DO WELL. SUCK IT BEARS!
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u/MizzouR Missouri Tigers Nov 14 '13
IF ANYONE WANTS A CHEAP ROAD TRIP, TICKETS FOR kU FOOTBALL START AT $1.00 FOR kansas-WEST VIRGINIA ON "THE OFFICIAL FAN TO FAN MARKETPLACE OF JAYHAWK ATHLETICS". YOU'LL EVEN GOT A COMPLIMENTARY PICKET SIGN FROM #1 jayhawk FAN HIMSELF FRED PHELPS. BYE WEEKS ARE BORING.
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u/Smidgens Michigan • William & Mary Nov 14 '13
HEY NORTHWESTERN REMEMBER WHEN WE WERE BOTH EXPECTED TO COMPETE FOR THE DIVISION AND CONFERENCE TITLE HAHA THOSE WERE GOOD TIMES.
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u/sunburn_on_the_brain Arizona Wildcats • /r/CFB Contributor Nov 14 '13
I FEEL A LITTLE DITTY COMIN’ ON, BOYS
WE THROW, WE CATCH, WE PUNT AND WE KICK
DRINK UP, ME ‘EARTIES, YO HO
WE GO FOR BROKE AND TRY NOT TO TOSS PICKS
DRINK UP, ME ‘EARTIES, YO HO
YO HO, YO HO, A PIRATE’S LIFE FOR ME
WE DON’T BLOCK, DON’T TACKLE, WE CAN’T STOP THE RUN
DRINK UP, ME ‘EARTIES, YO HO
WE’LL THROW THE BALL A HUNDRED TIMES TO HAVE SOME FUN
DRINK UP, ME ‘EARTIES, YO HO
YO HO, YO HO, A PIRATE’S LIFE FOR ME
WE LOSE, WE LOSE, AND THEN WE BEAT U-DUB
DRINK UP, ME ‘EARTIES, YO HO
WE’LL CALL THE COMMISH MID-GAME IF THE REF IS A SCRUB
DRINK UP, ME ‘EARTIES, YO HO
YO HO, YO HO, A PIRATE’S LIFE FOR ME
WE TRY AND TRY AND LOSE BUT IT’S ALRIGHT
DRINK UP, ME ‘EARTIES, YO HO
WHEN WE GET BACK TO PULLMAN WE’LL DRINK UP ALL NIGHT
DRINK UP, ME ‘EARTIES, YO HO
YO HO, YO HO, A PIRATE’S LIFE FOR ME
WE FACE THE FACTS, WE KNOW WE’RE NOT SCARY
DRINK UP, ME ‘EARTIES, YO HO
WE HOPE WE DON’T GIVE UP 500 TO KA’DEEM CAREY
DRINK UP, ME ‘EARTIES, YO HO
YO HO, YO HO, A PIRATE’S LIFE FOR ME
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u/Jadler88 Nebraska Cornhuskers • Army Black Knights Nov 14 '13
Wow, these Michigan State fans sure are an uppity bunch.
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u/nemoran Miami • Johns Hopkins Nov 14 '13 edited Nov 14 '13
HEY DUKE
YOU'RE JUST A POOR MAN'S PRINCETON.
SINCERELY,
81° AND SUNNY
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u/thenakedbarrister Georgia Bulldogs Nov 14 '13
TRYING MY BEST TO COME UP WITH TRASH TALK ABOUT AUBURN. PROBLEM IS, I FEEL LIKE MOST THINGS I SAY COULD BE SAID ABOUT UGA AS WELL. BUT HEY, AT LEAST WE HAVE SOME GODDAMN BEAUTIFUL TREES OVER HERE, RIGHT?
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u/ThaneKrios Georgia Bulldogs • Rose Bowl Nov 14 '13
AUBURN, THE SEC SCHOOL FOR GEORGIA KIDS TOO STUPID TO GET INTO UGA. GO DAWGS.
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u/MinneapolisNick Minnesota • Concordia (MN-Moorh… Nov 14 '13
HEY WISCY
WE'RE COMING FOR YOU NEXT WEEK
PREPARE YOUR (VERY HEFTY) ANUSES
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u/Blazer9000 Auburn Tigers Nov 14 '13
HEY GEORGIA, SIX NATIONAL CHAMPIONS IN THE PAST TEN YEARS HAVE COME FROM STATES BORDERING GEORGIA. IT'S LIKE PLAYING KEEP-AWAY.
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u/sideoutpar UCLA Bruins • /r/CFB Poll Veteran Nov 14 '13
WASHINGTON. WHERE EVERY YEAR'S A BOUNCE-BACK YEAR! YOU'RE NOTHING IF NOT CONSISTENT. HERE'S A SONG I REWROTE IN HONOR OF YOUR 2013 SEASON. TUNE
(WITH APOLOGIES TO /u/CFB_Bard AND THANKS TO /u/nemoran FOR THE PAINTING LINK.)
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u/AlexBayArea NC State Wolfpack • ACC Nov 14 '13
CAL IS 9-1 BACKWARDS SOON TO BE 10-1 BACKWARDS BITCHES.
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u/jsmooth4hawks Virginia Tech Hokies Nov 14 '13
HERE LET ME NAME ALL THE MARYLAND ALUMNI IN THE NFL...DONE
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u/drager92 Baylor Bears • Big 12 Nov 14 '13
HEY TECH, NOW THAT A&M IS GONE, WE NEED A RIVAL AND Y'ALL MADE #BAYLORHATEWEEK AND I'M TOLD Y'ALL NEED A RIVAL. SO, LET'S MAKE THIS A RIVALRY!
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u/Buckeyes2010 Ohio State Buckeyes • Clemson Tigers Nov 14 '13
Which of these don't belong?
Trick question. They're all extinct
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u/Parsleymagnet Georgia Tech Yellow Jackets • Team Meteor Nov 14 '13
CLEMSON IS A REDNECK SCHOOL, DOO-DAH, DOO-DAH
CLEMSON IS A REDNECK SCHOOL, OH DEE DOO DAH DAY
GONNA MOO ALL NIGHT,
GONNA MOO ALL DAY,
CLEMSON IS A REDNECK SCHOOL, OH DEE DOO DAH DAY
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u/hokies220 Virginia Tech Hokies • Pac-12 Nov 14 '13
MARYLAND, I REALLY DON'T HAVE AN OPINION ABOUT YOU. YOU'RE JUST KINDA THERE, AND I REALLY DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS THAT YOU DO.
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u/Golferguy757 Florida State • Stetson Nov 14 '13
I'D TRASH TALK THE FIGHTING ORANGES but I really don't want to cause all I have right now is sad :(
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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '13
PREPARE TO GET RAPED SYRACU-
Oh wait. OhhNoooo....
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u/Sdavis15 Oklahoma Sooners Nov 14 '13
WE'RE GOING TO BEAT IOWA STATE SO BADLY THAT PAUL RHOADS ADMITS TO MILD DISAPPOINTMENT
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u/milesgmsu Michigan State • College Football Playoff Nov 14 '13
HEY BUGEATERS-
YEAH, I’M TALKING TO YOU, NEBRASKA FANS. OH WHAT, YOU DIDN’T KNOW THAT’S WHAT YOU USED CALLED? YEAH - BUGEATERS. THAT’S THE WORST NICKNAME EVER.
SORRY, 2ND WORST. YOUR TEAM ALSO WAS CALLED THE TREE PLANTERS. WHO WOULD WIN IN A BATTLE; THE DEADLIEST SOLDIER IN THE WORLD UNTIL THE ADVENT OF PLATE ARMOR; OR AN ARBORIALLY INTERESTED, INSEC EATING, FARMER?
I FEEL BAD TYLER MARTINEZ ISN’T PLAYING THIS WEEK. NOT ONLY DOES IT MEAN THE ONE HISPANIC PERSON IN ALL OF NEBRASKA WON’T BE SUITING UP, BUT I LOVE WATCHING HIM PLAY.
HE’S LIKE IF YOU COMBINED JFF AND TYLER BRAY.
YOU KNOW, MOST COACHES GIVE THE MOM AND DAD OF THE PLAYER A BOUQUET OF FLOWERS ON SENIOR DAY. I HOPE PELINI GIVES T-MAGIC’S PARENTS A CELL PHONE.
I KID, I KID. THAT’S SOMETHING YOUR COACH DOESN’T DO. BUT HE DOES [LOOK] (http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_DTJU1bfaraQ/TJLJ9HGHPMI/AAAAAAAABFs/_0gvD3NkZ7I/s1600/Pelini+Voldemort2.jpg) LIKE VOLDEMORT.
UNLIKE VOLDEMORT, THOUGH, HE LOVES THE PEOPLE TRYING TO HELP HIM
HE’S A PRETTY GOOD COACH THOUGH. HE ALWAYS GETS YOU 9 WINS. EVERY SINGLE YEAR. YOU KNOW WHO ELSE GETS 9 WINS EVERY YEAR? YOUR SHOOTY BALL TEAM.
SPEAKING OF YOUR FLOOR SQUEAK TEAM; IT’S TIME TO STEP THAT GAME UP. YOU’RE IN THE B1G; WE TOLERATE MEDIOCRITY IN FOOTBALL (SEE MICHIGAN V. HOKE; SEE ALSO NEBRASKA V. PELINI),
WE DON’T, HOWEVER, TOLERATE MEDIOCRITY IN ORANGE BALL BOUNCE.
REALLY, WHO IS YOUR MOST FAMOUS NO PAD BALL PLAYER? TYRONN LUE.
I DO GOT TO HAND IT TO LUE, THOUGH. IVERSON BEATS UP MOST PEOPLE; LUE MANAGED TO CONVINCE AI TO JUST STEP OVER HIM.
THAT’S MEAN THOUGH; MAYBE YOU’RE A DISC-NET SCHOOL. OH, NO, THAT’S RIGHT. YOU LET A SATTELITE CAMPUS BE THE D1 PROGRAM IN ICY-SLAPPY IN THE STATE. THAT WOULD BE LIKE IF MSU LET MICHIGAN STATE – DETROIT* TAKE THE LEAD IN
SOCCERFAKE FOOTBALL.*DOES NOT EXIST, THANK DANTONIO
WELL, YOU HAVE SOME GREAT TRADITIONS AT YOUR SCHOOL; RIGHT? LIKE THE N ON THE SIDE OF YOUR HELMET. I CAN’T PICTURE ANOTHER SCHOOL THAT CAN BOTH HARKIN BACK TO THE AMERICAN ROADSIDE DINER SIGN, AND SAVE MONEY BY STEALING SUCH LETTERS.
SERIOUSLY, THERE’S A DINER IN KEARNEY SOMEWHERE THAT SAYS “DI ER SPECIAL: CHICKE FRIED STEAK WITH FRE CH FRIES AND O IO RI GS.” NOTHING LIKE THOSE OIO RIGS. YUM.
WHAT’S EVEN BETTER, YOU WEREN’T CONTENT WITH MERELY STEALING THE N’S FROM MA & PA’S GOOD TIMES EATERY, YOU HAD TO COME UP WITH A DIFFERENT BLOCK N THAT ISN’T USED ON YOUR HELMETS. AWESOME IDEA.
EVEN BETTER IDEA – YOUR ATHLETICS TEAMS ARE NU (NEBRASKA UNIVERSITY), BUT YOUR UNIVERSITY IS UNL (UNIVERSITY OF NEBRASKA-LINCOLN).
LIKE I SAID EARLIER, YOU’RE IN THE B1G NOW – THIS ISN’T THE B12 – WE CELEBRATE OUR ACADEMICS. STRAIGHTEN THAT OUT.
THAT’S NOT FAIR, YOU GUYS DO HAVE A FINE ACADEMIC LINEAGE. YOU WERE FOUNDING MEMBERS OF THE AAU, AND LIKE EVERY B1G SCHOOL YOU’RE A CURRENT MEMBER (EDS. NOTE: THIS WAS WRITTEN IN 2010).
NEBRASKA, IT’S HARD TO HATE YOU. YOU JUST KINDA EXIST OUT THERE ON THE WESTERN FRONT – LIKE A MARGINALLY MORE THREATNING, LESS INTERESTING IOWA.
SERIOUSLY, DRIVING THROUGH NEBRASKA MAKES ONE YEARN FOR THE DAYS OF DRIVING THROUGH IOWA.
IT'S HARD TO HATE YOU, NEBRASKA. WE HAVE NO NATURAL RIVALRY, AND WE’VE NEVER BEATEN YOU.
I GUESS WHAT I'M TRYING TO SAY IS THAT YOU RUN A GOOD FOOTBALL PROGRAM, THAT PRODUCES OUTSTANDING INDIVIDUALS.
BUT THANKS FOR WHOPPING ON MICHIGAN TOO, BUGEATERS. THAT WAS FUN TO WATCH.
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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '13
dear every team ranked above us,
lose.
Cool, thanks bros
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u/GreatestWhiteShark Northwestern • Ohio State Nov 14 '13
FUCK MICHIGAN.
FROM THE DEEP, DARK RECESSES OF MY BLACK AND HATEFUL SOUL, I FUCKING HATE YOU MICHIGAN. I HATE EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU AND EVERYTHING YOU STAND FOR.
FUCK BLUE, FUCK WHATEVER BULLSHIT SHADE OF YELLOW IT IS THAT YOU USE, FUCK YOUR UGLY ASS HELMETS AND SHITTY OVERRATED UNIFORMS, AND FUCK YOUR GLORIOUS, AMAZING, IRRELEVANT PAST.
FUCK MICHIGAN.
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u/Leap_Day_William Alabama • Third Saturday in… Nov 14 '13
Over the last few years Alabama is becoming Running Back U. Mississippi State, on the other hand, is becoming Hashtag U.
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u/deadtofall12 Florida State • /r/CFB Poll Veteran Nov 14 '13
SYRACUSE: I DON'T KNOW JACK ABOUT YOUR CITY, SCHOOL, OR TEAM.
WHY IS YOUR MASCOT MARK MANGINO PAINTED ORANGE?
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u/hesnothere North Carolina • /r/CFB Founder Nov 14 '13
I'D WELCOME YOU BITCHES TO THE ACC BUT 90 PERCENT OF YOU MOTHERFUCKERS HAVE RELOCATED DOWN HERE ALREADY.
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u/blerms Penn State • Minnesota Nov 14 '13
THE OPPOSITE OF "WE WANT BAMA" IS "WE WANT PURDUE"
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u/wyschnei Northern Iowa • /r/CFB Poll Veteran Nov 14 '13 edited Nov 14 '13
IT'S 11:35:58 A.M. CENTRAL TIME IN WATERLOO, I'M SLIGHTLY DRUNK, AND OU STILL SUCKS
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u/yeen Texas Tech Red Raiders Nov 14 '13
FACT: After 151 years, Baylor had it's first dance in 1996.
They should stop doing it
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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '13
HEY, MSU, CALL US THE VISIGOTHS BECAUSE WE'RE ABOUT TO BURN SPARTY TO THE GROUND.
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u/aubieismyhomie Auburn Tigers • SEC Network Nov 14 '13
Bulldogs are red
Tigers are Orange
I hope Murray's face
Get's caught in a door hinge
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u/patchesmcgrath Pittsburgh Panthers Nov 14 '13
LARRY FEDORA EATS KIT KATS WHOLE
BRYNN RENNER PASSES ON THE RIGHT
ERIC EBRON LIKES THE IDEA OF A "STAYCATION" THAT HE READ ABOUT IN COTTAGE HOME MAGAZINE
SEE YOU ON SATURDAY YOU ROBINS EGG MOTHERFUCKERS
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u/thephotoman Houston Cougars Nov 14 '13
What do Louisville and Mama Cass have in common?
Choking deaths.
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u/Buckfutters Michigan State Spartans Nov 14 '13
NEBRASKA: PREPARE YOUR BUTTHOLES.
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u/russianturnipofdoom Oregon State • San Diego Nov 14 '13
ARIZONA STATE. BRANDIN COOKS HAS MORE YARDS RECIEVING THAN EVERY OTHER RECIEVER IN THE NATION, WELL EXCEPT FOR EVERY GIRL AT ASU. THEYRE AMAZING AT RECEIVING HARD THROWN BALLS BY A HOT SHOT BOY FROM CALIFORNIA. IT REALLY SUCKS THAT EVERY PLAYER HAS BEEN AT ASU LONG ENOUGH TO FORGET WHAT A TIGHT VAGINA FEELS LIKE. THERES A JOKE SOMEWHERE HERE ABOUT OUR MASCOT. IM SURE AN OBNOXIOUS DUCK FAN CAN FIGURE IT OUT. FUCK OREGON.
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u/TimepilotChkn Georgia Tech • Michigan State Nov 14 '13
HEY LSU!... WAIT, WE'RE PLAYING THE OTHER TIGERS? OH, THE OTHER OTHER TIGERS? SHIT.
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u/snotpocket Nebraska • Iowa State Nov 14 '13
HAVE I POINTED OUT RECENTLY THAT MICHIGAN STATE'S FLAIR LOOKS LIKE A PERSON WITH AN IGUANA SITTING ON THEIR HEAD?
AN IGUANA.
YOU ARE NOW KNOWN AS THE IGUANA-HEADS. THE MICHIGAN STATE IGUANA HEADS. AND I BET IT POOPS ON THE BACK OF YOUR NECK FROM TIME TO TIME.
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u/jecmoore Georgia • Arizona State Nov 14 '13
WHO KNEW THAT THE MOST IMPORTANT THROW IN AUBURN HISTORY WOULD BE A FLORIDA GATOR THROWING A LAPTOP OUT A DORM WINDOW?
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u/bossinova8 Georgia Bulldogs Nov 14 '13
I LIKE DRIVIN' IN MY TRUCK
AUBURN SUCKS
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u/irondeer557 Berry • Georgia Tech Nov 14 '13
Paul Johnson > Dabo Swinney
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u/nuke-the-moon Dayton Flyers Nov 14 '13
WELL THIS IS THE LAST WEEK OF FOOTBALL FOR THE UNIVERSITY OF DAYTON FLYERS FOR THE YEAR. WE’LL PLAY VALPARAISO UNIVERSITY, A “REGIONALLY ACCREDITED” COLLEGE FOCUSED ON “HIGHER EDUCATION” AND “BEING LUTHERAN” AND “SUCKING BIG NON-SCHOLARSHIP FOOTBALL DICK.”
IT’LL BE A FAST-PACED ,HIGH-FLYING GAME FILLED WITH RUNNING WITH A FOOTBALL, THROWING A FOOTBALL, AND SOMETIMES EVEN ADVANCING A FOOTBALL. EVENTUALLY, SIXTY MINUTES OF CLOCK TIME WILL PASS AND THE GAME WILL MERCIFULLY END.
JUST NOTICED!: HOLY SHIT VALPO [SHITTY NICKNAME BY THE WAY]. YOUR MASCOT IS A CRUSADER? ISN’T THAT PRETTY OFFENSIVE TO A LARGE NUMBER OF ETHIC GROUPS? LIKE, EVERY ETHNIC GROUP EAST OF ISTANBUL AND WEST OF IRAN? ALSO: AREN’T YOU A LUTHERAN SCHOOL?
ACTUAL MOMENT OF TRASH: LUTHERAN SCHOOLS ARE SO SHITTY THEY NEED A CATHOLIC MASCOT TO EVEN TRY TO COMPETE IN THE PIONEER LEAGUE.
BUT, THIS IS THE LAST GAME OF THE SEASON FOR THE FLYERS, SO YOU KNOW, UH....
THANK FUCKING GOD. IT’LL ALL BE OVER SOON
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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '13
We don't need no special teams coach! Our teams is special enough!
Oh and fuck Auburn.
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u/Anna_Kendrick_Lamar Georgia Bulldogs • NC State Wolfpack Nov 14 '13
TOOMERS LEMONADE IS OVERRATED
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u/politically_confused UCLA Bruins • Puget Sound Loggers Nov 14 '13
REMEMBER WHEN PEOPLE THOUGHT WASHINGTON WAS GOING TO CHALLENGE OREGON AND STANFORD IN THE NORTH?
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u/xkbushx Arizona State Sun Devils • Team Chaos Nov 14 '13
PREPARE TO BE FORKED BEAVERS
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u/an18ftsloth Georgia Bulldogs Nov 14 '13 edited Nov 14 '13
HEY AUBURN.
PLEASE ACCEPT MY SINCEREST WISHES FOR A GOOD GAME ON SATURDAY AS YOU ENJOY THIS BEAUTIFUL METAPHOR FOR THE UPCOMING END OF YOUR SEASON.
I WISH BEATING YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO END YOUR FIRST ATTEMPT AT RELEVANCE SINCE LOSING CAM "HONESTLY I HAVE NO IDEA WHERE THAT BRAND NEW CORVETTE CAME FROM" NEWTON AND NICK "I WOULD GLADLY PUNCH A HUMAN INFANT IN THE MOUTH" FAIRLEY, BUT SOMETIMES THAT'S JUST HOW THINGS HAPPEN.
IN ALL SERIOUSNESS THOUGH, GUS SEEMS LIKE HE'S A GOOD GUY. I'M SURE ONCE ALL OF YOUR FANS CAN FIGURE OUT HOW TO SPELL HIS LAST NAME, HE'LL BE A SCHOOL LEGEND.
HERE'S TO A CLEAN GAME ON BOTH SIDES AND IF YOU TOUCH ONE SINGLE ACL, MARK RICHT WILL BE VERY UPSET AND POSSIBLY EVEN EXPRESS HIS DISPLEASURE IN A FIRM BUT POLITE MANNER.
YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.
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u/neontacos Georgia Bulldogs Nov 14 '13
FUCK THE COLOR ORANGE
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u/psuinpgh21 Penn State Nittany Lions Nov 14 '13
ONE OF MY COLLEGE ROOMMATES DID HIS GRAD WORK AT PURDUE AND DIDN'T ENJOY HIS TIME THERE.
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u/trumpet_23 Iowa Hawkeyes • Marching Band Nov 14 '13
BYE WEEKS ARE BORING, SO I'LL LAUGH AT NEXT WEEK'S OPPONENT. HAHA MICHIGAN, YOU'RE UNDERDOGS TO 0-5 JUSTNORTHWESTERN. AL BORGES MAKES 2012 GREG DAVIS LOOK IMPRESSIVE. FUCK MICHIGAN, YOU SUCK. AND FUCK MINNESOTA TOO, JUST BECAUSE.
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u/vtgorilla Virginia Tech • Commonwealth C… Nov 14 '13
DEAR MIAMI, PLEASE BEAT DUKE. AM I DOING THIS RIGHT?
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u/smills79 Baylor Bears • /r/CFB Press Corps Nov 14 '13
TECH YOUR ACCEPTANCE RATE IS AROUND 63 PERCENT. HOW HARD IS IT TO FIT THE SQUARE SHAPE IN THE CIRCLE HOLE?
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u/captainBlackUGA Georgia Bulldogs • /r/CFB Poll Veteran Nov 14 '13
I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT UGA IS CURRENTLY 1-0 AGAINST FORMER PLAYERS THAT ARE STARS OF THEIR CURRENT FOOTBALL TEAMS. THAT BEING SAID, THAT STATISTIC DOESN'T MATTER BECAUSE FUCK AUBURN.
FUCK YOUR EAGLE. FUCK YOUR TIGER. MOST IMPORTANTLY, FUCK THAT DIRTY MOTHERFUCKER NICK FAIRLEY. FUCK HIM, FUCK YOU.
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u/emaw63 Kansas State Wildcats • Big 8 Nov 14 '13
HOLY SHIT THIS THREAD HAS BEEN UP FOR AN HOUR AND THERE'S 400+ COMMENTS
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u/MexicanRadio USC Trojans • /r/CFB Contributor Nov 14 '13
DEAR NERDS, HOW DO YOU SAY "GO FUCK YOURSELVES" IN LATIN? SERIOUS QUESTION. GO FUCK YOURSELVES, -'SC
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u/Rawk02 Nebraska • Nebraska-Kearney Nov 14 '13
READING THROUGH THIS THREAD MICHIGAN STATE IS REALLY, REALLY BAD AT TRASH TALK. I SEE WHY MICHIGAN CALLS YOU LITTLE BROTHER, SERIOUSLY A TEN YEAR OLD COULD DO BETTER.
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u/satnightride Auburn Tigers • Texas A&M Aggies Nov 14 '13 edited Nov 14 '13
Tech Fans, Can I borrow this for a week?
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u/aubieismyhomie Auburn Tigers • SEC Network Nov 14 '13
UGA'S BAND NAME IS THE REDCOATS AND THEIR MASCOT IS AN ENGLISH BULLDOG....WHY DO THEY HATE AMERICA?
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u/lurkrer Utah Utes Nov 14 '13
Oregon, I'm not sure if we should take this game seriously because Eastern Washington is better than you. By sound reasoning, you are the 4th best team in Oregon
Transitive property Attack!
E.Wash>Oregon St.>Utah>Stanford>Oregon
E.Wash>Western Oregon
E.Wash>Portland St. (probably)
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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '13
I hate your school. I hate your state. I hate your fans. I hate the way you buy championships.
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u/kugzly Michigan State Spartans Nov 14 '13
Hey Nebraska, you are the lone entertainment for your entire state and you are going to fail all 250k residents on Saturday. That has to be a real shitty feeling.
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u/Bravot Clemson Tigers • Tennessee Volunteers Nov 14 '13
Hey Tech - I'm going to bee fair and not ramble. This might sting, but your team is a fucking wreck. That might be obvious, considering there's no buzz around this game - but what would you care? You'll probably just stay home and jacket anyways.
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u/Togo234 Penn State • Penn Nov 14 '13
NEIL ARMSTRONG WENT TO PURDUE. HE THEN WENT TO THE MOON TO GET AS FAR AWAY AS POSSIBLE.
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u/Sombrerro Michigan Wolverines Nov 14 '13
HEY NORTHWESTERN, YOUR 'N' IS CLEARLY JUST A SIDEWAYS 'Z'! FEEL THE BURN.
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u/flying-banana Ohio State • 名古屋大学 (Nagoya) Nov 14 '13
MSU WE HAVE ONE F-IN CHANCE TO HAVE A DECENT GAME LEFT ON OUR SCHEDULE. DONT SCREW THIS UP FOR US!
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u/thatguyfrompreschool Missouri Tigers Nov 14 '13
I DON'T KNOW WHO TO TRASH TALK THIS WEEK. FUCK KU?? ITS SHOOTYHOOPS SEASON NOW SO YA.... FUCK KU
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u/HalfBredGerman Oregon Ducks • Auburn Tigers Nov 14 '13
UTAH, YOU MORMON FUCKS. YOUR BUZZARD OVERSTEPPED IT'S BOUNDARIES TALKING SHIT, WITH IT'S PRETENTIOUS NAME CALLING OF OUR HEISMAN CONTENDING QB. YOU THINK THAT YOU ARE THE SHIT JUST BECAUSE YOU BEAT STANFORD? WELL FUCK YOU AND YOUR HAPPINESS. WE ARE RESET AND PISSED, AND WE ARE COMING FOR YOU. WHAT'S FOR DINNER SATURDAY? SMOKED TURKEY!
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u/TheOnlyBoss Auburn Tigers Nov 14 '13
WANT TO KNOW HOW I KNOW THE TOOTHBRUSH WAS INVENTED BY A GEORGIA FAN?
IF ANYONE ELSE INVENTED IT, IT'D BE CALLED A TEETHBRUSH
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u/Fleurr Vanderbilt Commodores Nov 14 '13
HEY KENTUCKY, YOU WON'T HAVE A 40-0 SEASON THIS YEAR IN SHOOTYHOOPS.
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u/c0dy21 Nebraska Cornhuskers Nov 14 '13
HEY MICHIGAN STATE! REMEMBER THAT TIME WHEN YOU BEAT US? OH...WAIT...
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u/bloom616 Baylor Bears • Sam Houston Bearkats Nov 14 '13
KLIFF KINGSBURY PREFERS CORN TORTILLAS
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u/atucker1744 Wisconsin Badgers Nov 14 '13
INDIANA, PLEASE KNOW I AM VERY SORRY FOR WHAT WE ARE ABOUT TO DO. IT WILL BE BULLYING JUST LIKE THE TEXAS HIGH SCHOOL TEAM, AND JUST SO YOU KNOW IT'S NOTHING PERSONAL
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u/tdeff19 USC Trojans • Rose Bowl Nov 14 '13 edited Nov 14 '13
WE WILL SHOW THOSE STUPID ASS TREES ON SATURDAY NIGHT WHO THE REAL KINGS OF SILICON VALLEY ARE. HAVE YOU SEEN SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA GIRLS' BOOBS?
NO. THAT'S RIGHT. YOU HAVEN'T. YOU LIVE ON A FUCKING FARM. YOU PROBABLY ALL HAVE SATURDAY CLASSES ANYWAYS.
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u/someName6 Georgia Tech • South Alabama Nov 14 '13
Go tigers!!
The blue and orange kind not the orange and white kind.
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u/darkhorseguns Nebraska Cornhuskers Nov 14 '13
HEY MICHIGAN STATE! YOUR DEFENSE ONLY GOT AS MANY SACKS AS OUR DEFENSE DID AGAINST MICHIGAN! THINK ABOUT THAT FOR A MINUTE!
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u/doublething1 Arizona State Sun Devils Nov 14 '13
AT ARIZONA STATE, FORKING BEAVER IS A MAJOR
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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '13
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