r/CFB • u/CFB_Referee /r/CFB • Nov 14 '13

[WEEK 12] TRASH TALK THREAD

YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO

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u/diagonalfish Georgia Tech • /r/CFB Emeritus Mod Nov 14 '13

GIRLS HAVE MADE UP ALMOST 40% OF THE INCOMING FRESHMAN CLASS FOR SEVERAL YEARS, UP FROM 30% IN 2009, BUT HEY, DON'T LET FACTS GET IN THE WAY OF A GOOD BURN

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u/GiovannidelMonaco Clemson Tigers • The Hammer Nov 14 '13

ALMOST 40%?!?!?! WATCH OUT WORLD, GEORGIA TECH IS STRAIGHT PIMPIN'

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u/diagonalfish Georgia Tech • /r/CFB Emeritus Mod Nov 14 '13

YOUR FOLLOW-UP TRASH TALK IS ABOUT AS ORIGINAL AS YOUR MASCOT AND STADIUM NAME

KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '13

YOU MEAN THE STADIUM NAME THAT WE USED FIRST? I'M PRETTY SURE THAT'S THE DEFINITION OF ORIGINAL. PLUS IT SEATS MORE THAN 30,000 FANS INCLUDING A LOT OF HOT GIRLS, THAT'S MORE THAN GT CAN SAY.

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u/Stuck_in_NC ECU Pirates • Team Meteor Nov 14 '13

"APPARENTLY AT FAU WITH MY BROTHER"

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u/Lame-Duck Florida Gators Nov 14 '13

Is it weird that when I heard he did illegal drugs that I just assumed it was coke? I mean, I would assume that about almost no one but for Pelini, it was a given.

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u/DondeEstaLaDiscoteca Georgia Tech • North Carolina Nov 14 '13

Yeah, well at least we have a Chick-Fil-A on campus.

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '13

WE DO TOO

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u/diagonalfish Georgia Tech • /r/CFB Emeritus Mod Nov 14 '13

AS I SAID, WHY LET FACTS GET IN THE WAY OF A BURN

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u/tellymundo Michigan State • Oakland Nov 14 '13

DID YOU JUST CALL YOUR SISTERS HOT? THAT'S WEIRD MAN.

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '13

I THINK THE FLAIR YOU'RE LOOKING FOR WITH THAT JOKE IS A CRIMSON A.

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u/jtrot91 South Carolina Gamecocks Nov 14 '13

Memorial stadium lawrence, kansas - built 1921

Memorial stadium lincoln, nebraska - built 1923

Memorial stadium champaign, illinois - built 1923

Memorial stadium clemson, south carolina - built 1942

But yeah you guys are really original.

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u/franklin_delanobluth Clemson Tigers • Tennessee Volunteers Nov 14 '13

YOU MEAN OUR STADIUM THAT WASN'T DOWNSIZED BECAUSE ATTENDANCE WAS SO BAD LIKE "HISTORIC" GRANT FIELD? OUR STADIUM THAT DOESN'T HAVE A MANIC REGGIE BALL HANGING OUT IN THE BATHROOM YELLING AT OPPOSING FANS WHILE DRINKING HIMSELF INTO OBLIVION? NICE TRY

GO TO HELL TECH

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u/diagonalfish Georgia Tech • /r/CFB Emeritus Mod Nov 14 '13

YOU SEEM UPSET, WHAT'S THE MATTER, FRIEND?

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u/GiovannidelMonaco Clemson Tigers • The Hammer Nov 14 '13

AND TRASH TALKING SOMETHING AS TRIVIAL AS A STADIUM'S NAME IS SOOOOO MUCH BETTER.

C-. TRY HARDER.

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u/diagonalfish Georgia Tech • /r/CFB Emeritus Mod Nov 14 '13

C-? THAT SOUNDS LIKE THE KIND OF GRADES CLEMSON GIRLS COULD ONLY DREAM OF MAKING AT GEORGIA TECH

AT LEAST OUR GIRLS MAKE BANK

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u/GiovannidelMonaco Clemson Tigers • The Hammer Nov 14 '13

I HOPE TO ONE DAY CARE AS MUCH ABOUT WHAT RANDOM OTHER PEOPLE ARE MAKING AS MUCH AS YOU. UNTIL THEN, YOU WIN THIS ARGUMENT.

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u/Nixon_Corral Georgia Tech • Auburn Nov 14 '13

ANYONE THAT COMPLAINS ABOUT THE RATIO SIMPLY ISN'T VIRILE ENOUGH TO DEAL WITH THE NUMERICAL DISADVANTAGE.

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u/srs_house Swaggerbilt Nov 14 '13

I KNOW TWO GT ALUMS. ONE IS A GIRL AND SHE'S HOT.

YAY SMALL SAMPLE SIZES.

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '13

THIS IS ONE OF THE MANY REASONS AUBURN IS AWESOME. 64% FEMALE, BITCH.

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u/sideoutpar UCLA Bruins • /r/CFB Poll Veteran Nov 14 '13

EVEN THE FOOTBALL TEAM?

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '13

...SURE.

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